September 21Sep 21 Author Iga v. Alexandrova for the Seoul 500 title is underway, but TC isn’t showing it. BJK Cup final in an hour, I won’t make that. Should be Emma v. Cocciaretto & JPeg v. Paolini.
September 21Sep 21 The American billionaire heiresses were each steamrolled by Italy in straights. Italy wins the cup
September 29Sep 29 Raducanu mentally quit after losing 11-9 in the second set tiebreaker. Pegula bagel’d her ass in the 3rd
September 30Sep 30 5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Amanda v. Muchova at 6 am. Amanda survives in 3 after she broke Muchova at 4-4 and then served it out. Good shit
October 6Oct 6 7 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said: If she’s handing out hugs, I’ll get in line. I’m a big hugger. And I love a big jugg(s) hug. 🤗 ( • )( • )
October 6Oct 6 Author Jovic replaces Amanda in Wuhan. https://www.flashscore.com/draw/C0lXTBOs/hpVYjFlU/
October 7Oct 7 4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Jovic replaces Amanda in Wuhan. https://www.flashscore.com/draw/C0lXTBOs/hpVYjFlU/ Wuhan Klan ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with!
October 7Oct 7 Author And America Emma chokes against a 36-year old journeywoman a week after bageling Iga. I swear.
October 9Oct 9 Author Digging my girl’s kit this week. Outdoor play was suspended about 4 hours today because it’s 96 there. Edited October 9Oct 9 by shadow_operative2.0
October 11Oct 11 1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Iga got waxed by Jasmine. Shit don't start 'til 4a Saturday. Adoro Jasmine Paolini. 1 , 3 , 4 , 2
October 13Oct 13 Author ^ Coco won. Sofia eats a quick breadstick & bagel from Kessler in China. Why even bother to show?
October 14Oct 14 Author This one is fun too, but won’t embed because it’s age-restricted. She’s basically a porn star on OF now. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKLBTD7A0Kh/
October 19Oct 19 Author Leylah trying to win the Osaka final over 18-year old Valentova now, this chair ump is quite attractive. https://www.instagram.com/baldhina/
October 19Oct 19 2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Leylah trying to win the Osaka final over 18-year old Valentova now, this chair ump is quite attractive. https://www.instagram.com/baldhina/
October 21Oct 21 To be good at tennis, you have to have a strong core. To build a strong core, you lose your waist. Sabalenka is a proper Slavic whore. I fully appreciate that and the lack of hour glass figure would slip your mind as she is performing tricks that would make a middle-aged boyfriend jump off his balcony after losing access to those moves. The New York-born Spaniard, however… B+ for attitude. C for feminine shape. Of course I would be interested, but tennis has given her a slightly feminine male body. Kind of like a sculpture of a woman from antiquity that is really a sculpture of a man’s body with boobs and a female’s head on it. I will watch it again to make sure that I’m not missing something. PS- Both women are larger than I am. (5’9” vs 5’11”-ish) Edited October 21Oct 21 by Napoleon
October 24Oct 24 Author Sofia had a 21-minute bagel over Alexandrova, got smoked in the 2nd, was down 2-5 in the decider, saved 4 MPs, won in a breaker. Good shit from her.
October 25Oct 25 Author And in typical Elena fashion, she quits the tourney as soon as possible. Belinda v. Sofia in an opening breaker now, winner gets Noskova in the final.
October 27Oct 27 Author Belinda won the 500, Ann Li won a 250. Got my DVR set for this banger in Chennai… Maaya Rajeshwaran Revathi v. Shrivalli Rashmikaa Bhamidipaty
November 1Nov 1 Author Keys won 3 games against Iga, Amanda 4 against Elena. Impressive showing, ladies.
November 2Nov 2 Author 17-year old Lilli Tagger of Austria playing a 250 final in China now against Blinkova. She’s got a fun OHBH, not all slices like most of the others.
November 5Nov 5 Author Keys quit with whatever her fake reason was, Mirra declined as first alternate due to playing doubles & feeling a bit ill, so Alexandrova got to play. Now Paolini, who is already eliminated, is hinting she won't play tomorrow due to this mystery 'illness', so they may have to fly some emergency player in to avoid a complete walkover against JPeg. Good times.
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