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  • Was running late and had heaps of luggage (to sound Australian), but I stopped by the Wimbledon grounds yesterday to check out their Museum & Gift Shop. (The qualifying is taking place across

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  • Yes.  Bought a ticket today for the day session. Side section with a bit of Lounge access, but not the VIP lounge access. Ticket was $15 + $16 taxes and fees. ($31) The mother/daughter

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#153
2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sorana tried real hard to play 3 against Maya, but managed to hold on in straights. 7 breaks in the 2nd. 

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#161
Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Navarro just broke Sorana's heart on a second MP save. Emma serving at 4-5 now, she'll roll the next 3. 

Sorana’s decision to go down the line rather than go cross court could cost her the match. That was a hell of a point. 

#170

Was thinking about an aging Romanian getting beaten by a billionaress with tons of sponsors and a Top 10 ranking who doesn’t need the money and looks like a cute mouse. 🐭 

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#174
9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Svitolina does the same to Dani, lot of blonde-on-blonde crime today. 


Didn’t see it. 

What’s up with Danielle Collins this year?

She’s playing like 2024 never happened.

#177
1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tauson was gimpy, but Mirra still kicked the shit out of her. 

Tauson had to have hit the tape at least half a dozen times (maybe more) and not once did the ball creep over the net.

She was just a little off all match and Mirra usually just played solid tennis and let Clara make the error. 
 

Watanuki 🇯🇵 vs Tiafoe 🇺🇸 

I had never heard of Watanuki, but he is the more entertaining player tonight. He won the first set and I think that he’ll win the match. 

He has a crazy serve, lightning reflexes, and loves to come to the net. (Is a very solid volleyer.)

Also, Watanuki is currently ranked 349th in the world at 25 years of age. 

#178

Lulu Sun playing okay, but not well enough to beat Zheng 🇨🇳 (2024 Paris🥇) who gives off “male playing tennis as a female to show the greatness of Mother China!” vibes.

Lulu down 4-6 , 3-3 and serving in the 2nd after breaking back after losing her previous serve. 

Lulu doesn’t have it this tournament. She is relying on Zheng having a meltdown in order to come back.

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Indian Wells WTA 1000 R16, bottom half: 

[7] Rybakina vs. [9] Andreeva 
[4] Pegula vs. [23] Svitolina 

[8] Zheng vs. [18] Kostyuk
[2] Swiatek vs. [15] Muchova 

On Tuesday.  SO GOOD. 

#182

Paolini (6) vs Cristian was on Stadium Court 1, but not even on TV.

Stadium Court 2 had/has Dimitrov (14) vs Monfils and that’s on The Tennis Channel.

T2 had a replay from earlier in the day. 

Sometimes I want to watch bitches’ tennis and the patriarchy is beating me down!

#186
35 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

57 minutes for the double breadstick, holy shit. 4 UEs for Iga. 


She’s been ringing her bell since Ostapenko went out in the first round. 

She’s all charged up and ready to roll. 

#190

Coco choked on a Slavic Swiss strap-on right there at the end. 

She blew those last two games more than Bencic went out there and won them.

I knew that I would be happy that one of those two lost, but I actually found myself pulling for Bencic. I think that it’s due to the way the Tennis Channel and USA tennis in general goes down on Coco like her vag is the fountain of youth. 

#196

DOWN goes Iga!

DOWN goes Iga!

DOWN goes Iga!

 

I rarely pull for Russian over Poland, but I will make occasional exceptions.

Come on Maddie Keys! 🔑🔑🔑 

#199

Looking like a Jewish Deli special coming our way tonight. 
 

Double Bagel City!

6 - 🥯, 6 - 🥯?

Could be on the menu tonight. 

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