March 6Mar 6 Author Sorana tried real hard to play 3 against Maya, but managed to hold on in straights. 7 breaks in the 2nd.
March 7Mar 7 I was hoping it would be a more comfortable straight sets victory so I could have made the comment "Sorana smokes Joint", but alas.
March 7Mar 7 2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Sorana tried real hard to play 3 against Maya, but managed to hold on in straights. 7 breaks in the 2nd. Sorana VS una maya Edited March 7Mar 7 by Napoleon
March 7Mar 7 Iva Jovic is up a break in the third set. I know Joffee has his eyes on her, but like Maya Joint I just don't see her playing college tennis. Kid has a solid game.
March 8Mar 8 Swiatek breathes a sigh of relief after Ostapenko gets knocked out out of the tournament today.
March 8Mar 8 Author Mirra went from 4-0 & 5-1 up to 5-all & 7-5. Then 0-4 to 6-4 for the win. Teenagers.
March 9Mar 9 Author Navarro just broke Sorana's heart on a second MP save. Emma serving at 4-5 now, she'll roll the next 3.
March 9Mar 9 Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said: Navarro just broke Sorana's heart on a second MP save. Emma serving at 4-5 now, she'll roll the next 3. Sorana’s decision to go down the line rather than go cross court could cost her the match. That was a hell of a point.
March 9Mar 9 Was thinking about an aging Romanian getting beaten by a billionaress with tons of sponsors and a Top 10 ranking who doesn’t need the money and looks like a cute mouse. 🐭 Edited March 9Mar 9 by Napoleon
March 9Mar 9 9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Svitolina does the same to Dani, lot of blonde-on-blonde crime today. Didn’t see it. What’s up with Danielle Collins this year? She’s playing like 2024 never happened.
March 10Mar 10 1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Tauson was gimpy, but Mirra still kicked the shit out of her. Tauson had to have hit the tape at least half a dozen times (maybe more) and not once did the ball creep over the net. She was just a little off all match and Mirra usually just played solid tennis and let Clara make the error. Watanuki 🇯🇵 vs Tiafoe 🇺🇸 I had never heard of Watanuki, but he is the more entertaining player tonight. He won the first set and I think that he’ll win the match. He has a crazy serve, lightning reflexes, and loves to come to the net. (Is a very solid volleyer.) Also, Watanuki is currently ranked 349th in the world at 25 years of age.
March 10Mar 10 Lulu Sun playing okay, but not well enough to beat Zheng 🇨🇳 (2024 Paris🥇) who gives off “male playing tennis as a female to show the greatness of Mother China!” vibes. Lulu down 4-6 , 3-3 and serving in the 2nd after breaking back after losing her previous serve. Lulu doesn’t have it this tournament. She is relying on Zheng having a meltdown in order to come back. Edited March 10Mar 10 by Napoleon
March 11Mar 11 Author Quote Indian Wells WTA 1000 R16, bottom half: [7] Rybakina vs. [9] Andreeva [4] Pegula vs. [23] Svitolina [8] Zheng vs. [18] Kostyuk [2] Swiatek vs. [15] Muchova On Tuesday. SO GOOD.
March 11Mar 11 Paolini (6) vs Cristian was on Stadium Court 1, but not even on TV. Stadium Court 2 had/has Dimitrov (14) vs Monfils and that’s on The Tennis Channel. T2 had a replay from earlier in the day. Sometimes I want to watch bitches’ tennis and the patriarchy is beating me down!
March 11Mar 11 Author Should have posted earlier, I was watching on a stream. Cristian looked real damn good.
March 11Mar 11 35 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: 57 minutes for the double breadstick, holy shit. 4 UEs for Iga. She’s been ringing her bell since Ostapenko went out in the first round. She’s all charged up and ready to roll.
March 12Mar 12 Coco choked on a Slavic Swiss strap-on right there at the end. She blew those last two games more than Bencic went out there and won them. I knew that I would be happy that one of those two lost, but I actually found myself pulling for Bencic. I think that it’s due to the way the Tennis Channel and USA tennis in general goes down on Coco like her vag is the fountain of youth.
March 15Mar 15 Author Also, Iga needs to get her head on straight. https://x.com/RottenKnee23/status/1900717352250937488 Real fucking lucky that didn’t hit him.
March 15Mar 15 DOWN goes Iga! DOWN goes Iga! DOWN goes Iga! I rarely pull for Russian over Poland, but I will make occasional exceptions. Come on Maddie Keys! 🔑🔑🔑
March 15Mar 15 Looking like a Jewish Deli special coming our way tonight. Double Bagel City! 6 - 🥯, 6 - 🥯? Could be on the menu tonight.
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