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    Was running late and had heaps of luggage (to sound Australian), but I stopped by the Wimbledon grounds yesterday to check out their Museum & Gift Shop. (The qualifying is taking place across

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    Yes.  Bought a ticket today for the day session. Side section with a bit of Lounge access, but not the VIP lounge access. Ticket was $15 + $16 taxes and fees. ($31) The mother/daughter

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I was hoping it would be a more comfortable straight sets victory so I could have made the comment "Sorana smokes Joint", but alas. 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sorana tried real hard to play 3 against Maya, but managed to hold on in straights. 7 breaks in the 2nd. 

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Iva Jovic is up a break in the third set. I know Joffee has his eyes on her, but like Maya Joint I just don't see her playing college tennis. Kid has a solid game.

Swiatek breathes a sigh of relief after Ostapenko gets knocked out out of the tournament today.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Navarro just broke Sorana's heart on a second MP save. Emma serving at 4-5 now, she'll roll the next 3. 

Sorana’s decision to go down the line rather than go cross court could cost her the match. That was a hell of a point. 

Was thinking about an aging Romanian getting beaten by a billionaress with tons of sponsors and a Top 10 ranking who doesn’t need the money and looks like a cute mouse. 🐭 

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9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Svitolina does the same to Dani, lot of blonde-on-blonde crime today. 


Didn’t see it. 

What’s up with Danielle Collins this year?

She’s playing like 2024 never happened.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tauson was gimpy, but Mirra still kicked the shit out of her. 

Tauson had to have hit the tape at least half a dozen times (maybe more) and not once did the ball creep over the net.

She was just a little off all match and Mirra usually just played solid tennis and let Clara make the error. 
 

Watanuki 🇯🇵 vs Tiafoe 🇺🇸 

I had never heard of Watanuki, but he is the more entertaining player tonight. He won the first set and I think that he’ll win the match. 

He has a crazy serve, lightning reflexes, and loves to come to the net. (Is a very solid volleyer.)

Also, Watanuki is currently ranked 349th in the world at 25 years of age. 

Lulu Sun playing okay, but not well enough to beat Zheng 🇨🇳 (2024 Paris🥇) who gives off “male playing tennis as a female to show the greatness of Mother China!” vibes.

Lulu down 4-6 , 3-3 and serving in the 2nd after breaking back after losing her previous serve. 

Lulu doesn’t have it this tournament. She is relying on Zheng having a meltdown in order to come back.

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Indian Wells WTA 1000 R16, bottom half: 

[7] Rybakina vs. [9] Andreeva 
[4] Pegula vs. [23] Svitolina 

[8] Zheng vs. [18] Kostyuk
[2] Swiatek vs. [15] Muchova 

On Tuesday.  SO GOOD. 

Paolini (6) vs Cristian was on Stadium Court 1, but not even on TV.

Stadium Court 2 had/has Dimitrov (14) vs Monfils and that’s on The Tennis Channel.

T2 had a replay from earlier in the day. 

Sometimes I want to watch bitches’ tennis and the patriarchy is beating me down!

35 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

57 minutes for the double breadstick, holy shit. 4 UEs for Iga. 


She’s been ringing her bell since Ostapenko went out in the first round. 

She’s all charged up and ready to roll. 

Coco choked on a Slavic Swiss strap-on right there at the end. 

She blew those last two games more than Bencic went out there and won them.

I knew that I would be happy that one of those two lost, but I actually found myself pulling for Bencic. I think that it’s due to the way the Tennis Channel and USA tennis in general goes down on Coco like her vag is the fountain of youth. 

DOWN goes Iga!

DOWN goes Iga!

DOWN goes Iga!

 

I rarely pull for Russian over Poland, but I will make occasional exceptions.

Come on Maddie Keys! 🔑🔑🔑 

Looking like a Jewish Deli special coming our way tonight. 
 

Double Bagel City!

6 - 🥯, 6 - 🥯?

Could be on the menu tonight. 

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