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There are just as many Filipinas as Americans in the Miami quarter finals. If you put a bill on that pre-tournament you'd be a millionaire.  

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    Was running late and had heaps of luggage (to sound Australian), but I stopped by the Wimbledon grounds yesterday to check out their Museum & Gift Shop. (The qualifying is taking place across

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    Yes.  Bought a ticket today for the day session. Side section with a bit of Lounge access, but not the VIP lounge access. Ticket was $15 + $16 taxes and fees. ($31) The mother/daughter

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MATCHUP THEMES:

(Clockwise from Top Left)

1) Prominent eyebrows

2) Flat girls puffing out their chests

3) Massive foreheads 

4) Daughters of East Asian mothers

 

Zverev choked on a dick in classic Zverev fashion!

Up 3-1 in the 3rd set, he proceeded to lose 4 straight games before holding when down 3-5 to at least make Fils serve it out. 

The points he lost when serving at 3-2 were kind of surprising. Just in the middle of a rally he would go for a winning shot that would land about 1 to 2 feet out. 

I love that there’s another girl on the scene who has the game and strategy to beat Iga

Iga’s sport psychologist (/ girlfriend?) is not earning her keep. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Man, that was staggering to the finish.

Nice exchange at the net. 

 

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#sweatyasiangirlsexchange

Fritz is such a bum. At least he can take out his frustrations on his lip filler instasloot tonight 

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3 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Fritz is such a bum. At least he can take out his frustrations on his lip filler instasloot tonight 


Coat that mole for her. 

Taylor does seem to underwhelm more often than not. 

Novak looked like he was melting out there on the court. 

He has major issues with cramping early in his career and then became one of the slowest and most deliberate players the sport has ever seen as the years went on. (Novak & Rafa were why the serve clock was invented.)

I checked the temperature…

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…not so bad.

Then my brother asked me about the humidity.

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Novak was always going to lose this match after losing the first set tiebreaker. No way could he go 3 sets and win against someone half his age. 

Homosexuality isn’t allowed in mother Russia. I guess her lesbian spouse is an Aussie 

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Did I mention before that Ashlyn isn’t really from Dallas?

1) She was born in Springfield, Missouri and lived there until she was 8 years-old when…

2) She moved to FRISCO, Texas

Not even Dallas County.

She’s a Missourexan.

And that’s all that I have to say about that.

 

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Did I mention before that Ashlyn isn’t really from Dallas?

1) She was born in Springfield, Missouri and lived there until she was 8 years-old when…

2) She moved to FRISCO, Texas

Not even Dallas County.

She’s a Missourexan.

And that’s all that I have to say about that.

 

Davy fucking Crocket was born in Tennessee but god dammit he's a legendary Texan. You can't choose where you were born, but you can choose where you live. 

31 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Davy fucking Crocket was born in Tennessee but god dammit he's a legendary Texan. You can't choose where you were born, but you can choose where you live. 

And they chose FRISCO !!

53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Kalinskaya sends Keys to the bar. Damn, she looks good.

Sofia v. the new Aussie next. 

Two Russian born ladies growing up with Russian as their primary language…

…a.k.a. …

🇦🇺 v 🇺🇸 

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53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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I have never seen her as comfortable as she was during her postgame interview today where she was giving recommendations of things to do when in Charleston today. 

Yesterday she was fairly comfortable, but today she was chuckling and referencing drinking a bit and not having trash can nachos before a match. 

She’s finally becoming comfortable in her own skin.

Last night I did attend the Houston ATP event. Tommy Paul got the win, and for the first time since 1991, the quarter finals of an ATP event are all-American 🇺🇸 

 

 

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