January 14Jan 14 1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said: Sir, I'll have you know my wife drives a Subaru. I... shit. I have a friend that uses Subarus for his sales fleet in NM/CO/WY/MT. He was riding with a salesman through a small town in Wyoming and a sheriff pulled them over. When he stepped up to the car, the sheriff looked at them, took a breath and said "Oh, I figured you two for a couple of lesbians."
January 14Jan 14 To continue the derail. Dad drives one. Has a rainbow sticker that says Peace on the back. Under it he has a few Unit patches not everyone will recognize and rocks the Purple Heart plates. As he says, fuck it, confuse them all.
January 14Jan 14 7 minutes ago, ABZ said: I have a friend that uses Subarus for his sales fleet in NM/CO/WY/MT. He was riding with a salesman through a small town in Wyoming and a sheriff pulled them over. When he stepped up to the car, the sheriff looked at them, took a breath and said "Oh, I figured you two for a couple of lesbians."
January 14Jan 14 Just now, atomheartbevo said: Fuck, Austin may have a nice little 36-hour period below freezing. Hopefully, they kept the manuals or passed down knowledge on how to operate those generators for the water treatment facilities.
January 14Jan 14 Time to evacuate Katy? Fact that they are already talking nonzero chances for some amount of snow in Houston 7 days from now got my interest piqued...
January 14Jan 14 1 hour ago, Js1 said: Yep, I'm in Denver. Work scheduled me for overnight OT Sunday night due to the cold. I'm going to freeze my balls off.
January 14Jan 14 23 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said: Yep, I'm in Denver. Work scheduled me for overnight OT Sunday night due to the cold. I'm going to freeze my balls off. And if it snows that stretch down south won’t ever stand the strain
January 14Jan 14 1 hour ago, Gatorubet said: And if it snows that stretch down south won’t ever stand the strain Did you hear that through the wire?
January 14Jan 14 Gonna get pretty dicey here in Austin. I'm off to pick up 6-7 cases of shitter paper and a months worth of perishable food. I pray I havent waited too long to secure my provisions.
January 14Jan 14 4 minutes ago, Blotto said: Gonna get pretty dicey here in Austin. I'm off to pick up 6-7 cases of shitter paper and a months worth of perishable food. I pray I havent waited too long to secure my provisions. I just need to bust out my cross country skis and to get your address. I'll come take whatever I need.
January 14Jan 14 Meteorologists get all cocky 7 days out. Then just like the aggy rollercoaster, it ends with a wimper
January 14Jan 14 Me in Houston on next Tuesday: Edit: just saw this from the NWS forecast and got a good chuckle, just put all the things Edited January 14Jan 14 by Evil Bill Obrien
January 14Jan 14 Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working. Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night? Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’. Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs
January 14Jan 14 Popular Post 9 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said: 12z for today back on the all of the precips and you will like it iteration.
January 14Jan 14 Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working. Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night? Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’. Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs Just turn on SpongeBob and lock your office doorI’m pissed this weather is on a holiday
January 14Jan 14 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Updawg said: Just turn on SpongeBob and lock your office door Man....you have an odd jerkoff routine.
January 14Jan 14 8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: To continue the derail. Dad drives one. Has a rainbow sticker that says Peace on the back. Under it he has a few Unit patches not everyone will recognize and rocks the Purple Heart plates. As he says, fuck it, confuse them all. I think he is trying to suggest something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
January 15Jan 15 1 hour ago, Homercles said: Sweatergawd the fuckin weather only gets ‘close school’ levels right after a long weekend or right in the middle of the week…so my kids are always at home when I’m working. Can’t this shit start on a Friday evening and be gone by Sunday night? Now I’ll be F5’inf the district Facebook page, reading all the Karen comments saying ‘just close the school FOR THE CHILDREN’. Karen, if you want your kids home so bad, just keep em there…rest of us have jobs
January 15Jan 15 So I have a flight out of ABIA on Thursday afternoon, the 23rd. Am I fucked? Edited January 15Jan 15 by Biff Tannen
January 15Jan 15 24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: So I have a flight out of ABIA on Thursday afternoon, the 23rd. Am I fucked?
January 15Jan 15 This will absolutely change as it is still a week away, but it’s pretty clear there will be another winter storm in Texas next week.
January 15Jan 15 10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Am I fucked? The answer should have been pretty clear the moment you came to us for help.
January 15Jan 15 19 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said: Me in Houston on next Tuesday: Edit: just saw this from the NWS forecast and got a good chuckle, just put all the things I like Thursday through Saturday. Why can't we just keep that?
January 15Jan 15 18 hours ago, Hate said: This will absolutely change as it is still a week away, but it’s pretty clear there will be another winter storm in Texas next week. go fuck* yourself total snowfall *includes sleet
January 15Jan 15 Weather models always struggle with cold fronts like this. There is snow pack in the Midwest which means the air will not moderate like the last front did. Also, this is more of a direct hit than the glancing blow we got last time. It’s likely to be colder than what the models are suggesting right now. By Saturday, there should be pretty good agreement on how this is going to shake out. The fact that the NWS is showing a possibility of wintry mix 6 days out in Houston shows the confidence they have that cold air will be in place.
January 15Jan 15 31 minutes ago, Hate said: Weather models always struggle with cold fronts like this. There is snow pack in the Midwest which means the air will not moderate like the last front did. Also, this is more of a direct hit than the glancing blow we got last time. It’s likely to be colder than what the models are suggesting right now. By Saturday, there should be pretty good agreement on how this is going to shake out. The fact that the NWS is showing a possibility of wintry mix 6 days out in Houston shows the confidence they have that cold air will be in place. It's gonna be cold, that seems certain. However, it looks like it's more moderate than "2021, we all gonna die" cold. The question is whether it's gonna be wet. Ain't that always the question?
January 15Jan 15 20 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Am I fucked? You are fucked..... 5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: The question is whether it's gonna be wet. That's up to you. Does she like smooth jazz and box wine?
January 15Jan 15 4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: You are fucked..... That's up to you. Does she like smooth jazz and box wine? He is talking about his farts.
January 15Jan 15 3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: That's up to you. Does she like smooth jazz and box wine? Would she be with a dude like me if she didn't go for such low-brow things? Think, man. Think. Just now, InkaUtexas said: He is talking about his farts. Also a fair assumption. Weather will be cold. I will surely be making some sort of warm, bean-ish concoction at some point this weekend.
January 15Jan 15 11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said: A bunch of Baby Bears in here. Have to have everything just right. Everything was fine till that blonde bitch showed up and ate our goddamned porridge.
January 15Jan 15 10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Everything was fine till that blonde bitch showed up and ate our goddamned porridge. Pictures of the bitch, you know the rules
January 15Jan 15 2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said: Pictures of the bitch, you know the rules I found an artist's rendering.....I'm sure it's pretty close to accurate.
January 15Jan 15 19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: I found an artist's rendering.....I'm sure it's pretty close to accurate. We can wish, but this is more Surly style. Add in a Lake Monster. Edited January 15Jan 15 by InkaUtexas Como pendejo forgot the picture.
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