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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

My dog loves this shit. She only came in when she heard the garbage trucks. 

She really hates garbage trucks.

Mine hates the FedEx/USPS/UPS trucks...considering they are dropping something on my doorstep on a near daily basis,  I can't blame her for defending her turf against the delivery terrorists.  

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53 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Mine hates the FedEx/USPS/UPS trucks...considering they are dropping something on my doorstep on a near daily basis,  I can't blame her for defending her turf against the delivery terrorists.  

Working at home over the break, consisted of my telling everyone calmly that I need to go on mute for a Zoom call, then yelling across the house to SHUT THE HELL UP at our two damn dogs every time somebody dares grace our house with their presence.  

14 hours ago, Tonesky said:

Drained and bagged. 

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Yep. Don't forget the drain part. That one is kind of important. Those things aint cheap. 

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41 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

During the icepocalypse I couldn't keep Luna inside. She loved smashing the ice and snow. Never seen her that happy except with a pig ear.

 

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Working at home over the break, consisted of my telling everyone calmly that I need to go on mute for a Zoom call, then yelling across the house to SHUT THE HELL UP at our two damn dogs every time somebody dares grace our house with their presence.  

Between the delivery terrorists and the nice Iranian family that moved in to the house next door, who seemingly observe their call to prayer outside on the back patio where my dog can see them through the fence, it's a constant fight about when/how long she's allowed to be outside.  

On 1/5/2025 at 1:42 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Well at least a refinery has not blown up. Yet.

Only a matter of time until someone nearly drowns in the Gulf from riptides, the ambulance driver panics at the sight of a wall cloud, but is unable to stop on the frozen road and runs into a bollard-less pipeline upon which the gale-blown flames consume an entire refinery.  

Or parks their CyberFuck next to one    
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2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Between the delivery terrorists and the nice Iranian family that moved in to the house next door, who seemingly observe their call to prayer outside on the back patio where my dog can see them through the fence, it's a constant fight about when/how long she's allowed to be outside.  

One of the dogs is a complete asshole behind a fence and a giant poon in person.  Social media dog?

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10 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I want snow I want snow 

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Between the delivery terrorists and the nice Iranian family that moved in to the house next door, who seemingly observe their call to prayer outside on the back patio where my dog can see them through the fence, it's a constant fight about when/how long she's allowed to be outside.  

you and the dog could convert.

Anyone have an ohio state forum link?

I wanna hear what those folks are saying regarding their travel

3 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Anyone have an ohio state forum link?

I wanna hear what those folks are saying regarding their travel

They're all loading their haversacks with Cincy Chili and setting out on tauntauns.  

I’m already expecting schools to be closed Thursday and probably a late start on Friday. 

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Bring it, bitches!

16 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

And give up bacon bits?

I see your point. And Beef Bacon sucks.

14 minutes ago, texas08 said:


Ticket prices

Are they now considered a person like corporations? Or do you mean the poorz who want tickets?

lol the latest NAM run puts a foot of snow in Dallas and 15” up to Sherman Thursday. 

And a crippling ice storm S of the metroplex. 
 

Narrator: that isn’t happening (well that much snow, it’ll too too messy with warm thermals) 

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

It don't make a shit.

I'm in chili and whiskey mode.

Took Luna out for our first unnecessary fuck the artic walk.

Fuck yeah. Took Sucre up to a cafe and sat outside just to do it. Bad ass old German Army parka for the win. He was in heaven.

Dad lives near Sherman. He is excited about the snow. Said bring it on!

I was supposed to go up there this week. Kind of pissed I can't.

The pups would want to walk in -30 degree weather. I was able to walk them during lunch today. I’ll have to walk them at 530am tomorrow. It’s going to be brisk. 

50 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yeah. Took Sucre up to a cafe and sat outside just to do it. Bad ass old German Army parka for the win. He was in heaven.

Dad lives near Sherman. He is excited about the snow. Said bring it on!

I was supposed to go up there this week. Kind of pissed I can't.

She didn't want to go home, but my bitch ass insisted.

We're about to get blasted with some serious winds. We live in the foothills and sometimes the mountains block the Santa Ana's, and sometimes it funnels them and escalates them. It looks like tomorrow we'll get the latter. Could be a shitstorm. Happened in like 2011 and the power was out for 8 days. I have a $2,500 deductible and we had $2,300 in damage. Could get gusts north of 90mph. Or not. You never know with these things.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

We're about to get blasted with some serious winds. We live in the foothills and sometimes the mountains block the Santa Ana's, and sometimes it funnels them and escalates them. It looks like tomorrow we'll get the latter. Could be a shitstorm. Happened in like 2011 and the power was out for 8 days. I have a $2,500 deductible and we had $2,300 in damage. Could get gusts north of 90mph. Or not. You never know with these things.

You ain't in Texas. Go to your own damn thread!

I kid. Though still pissed you got Mookie.

5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Any chance the roof is open for the cotton bowl if flakes are flying? Give Texas a little home field advantage?

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5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Any chance the roof is open for the cotton bowl if flakes are flying? Give Texas a little home field advantage?

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Max Velocity on YouTube had the important forecast for Friday

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It could make the CFP playoff a shit show though

11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Max Velocity on YouTube had the important forecast for Friday

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It could make the CFP playoff a shit show though

They should play the game in a warmer climate.

It least someone had the foresight to avoid Jerry's gift:  the blinding sun god from the west in the late afternoon; by scheduling the game in the evening.

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

We're about to get blasted with some serious winds. We live in the foothills and sometimes the mountains block the Santa Ana's, and sometimes it funnels them and escalates them. It looks like tomorrow we'll get the latter. Could be a shitstorm. Happened in like 2011 and the power was out for 8 days. I have a $2,500 deductible and we had $2,300 in damage. Could get gusts north of 90mph. Or not. You never know with these things.

Where do I get one of those policies? 

7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Any chance the roof is open for the cotton bowl if flakes are flying? Give Texas a little home field advantage?

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3 hours ago, Captainant said:

Max Velocity on YouTube had the important forecast for Friday

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It could make the CFP playoff a shit show though

Speaking of, will there be snowmobile parking available at the Surly tailgate?

CHIEF

13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

We're about to get blasted with some serious winds. We live in the foothills and sometimes the mountains block the Santa Ana's, and sometimes it funnels them and escalates them. It looks like tomorrow we'll get the latter. Could be a shitstorm. Happened in like 2011 and the power was out for 8 days. I have a $2,500 deductible and we had $2,300 in damage. Could get gusts north of 90mph. Or not. You never know with these things.

It's so difficult living in Southern California along the amazing coast and annual 340 days of good to great weather.

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's so difficult living in Southern California along the amazing coast and annual 340 days of good to great weather.

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11 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Any chance the roof is open for the cotton bowl if flakes are flying? Give Texas a little home field advantage?

In what world do you think snow is better for Texas then OHIO STATE?

27 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Making me root for the earthquake. Just saying.

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