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1:30 p.m. CST on ESPN and the ESPN App. Line is MIZ -2

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Lame that this is the only bowl today

Mizzou only lost 3 games?  I guess I'm still mentally giving them an extra loss for that aggy blowout.  

Why did no one cry for them to make the playoff?  Not secsecsec enough?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why did no one cry for them to make the playoff?  Not secsecsec enough?

aggy kicked the shit out of them

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

aggy kicked the shit out of them

it's no 24-3 loss to ou for sure

Who are these people wearing Iowa uniforms and driving down the field to actually score?

Go Hawkeyes, because mizzou are a bunch of arrogant butt knuckles.

Hawkeyes showed 'em how to score a TD.  Weather looks great BTW.

7-0

We'll see if Mizzou can outdo the school that's the Big 10 version of themselves. 

Blaming Spider-Man GIF

 

This is a good matchup.  Music City always seems to have a good bowl game.

Dude can fly for a white guy.  Hawkeyes answer right back.

Something about Iowa and white kick returners

That white boy fast

I was not only impressed by his speed but putting the ball down and going to the sideline. Man wants to just work. 
I’ll be outside yelling at clouds

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3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Dude can fly for a white guy.  Hawkeyes answer right back.

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Mizzou marching. Iowa finally decided to field an offense and abandoned its defense. 

Was not expecting a track meet in this game.  Very entertaining.

Ferentz going to punt here?   NOPE.  Interesting times.

hahahahahaaaaa!  PUNT!

2 minutes ago, locodos said:

Iowa qb throws the slowest balls

Kinky?

Using conservative assumptions I calculate that Ferentz has chewed on a piece of gum more than 132 million times in his life.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Using conservative assumptions I calculate that Ferentz has chewed on a piece of gum more than 132 million times in his life.

It's the same gum. 

23 minutes ago, locodos said:

Iowa qb throws the slowest balls

Even softer and floatier than Ewers? *ducks* (pun intended)

Nice run.  Now ferentz can milk clock and end the half.

ohhh, bad snap and a flag

Not the crown, no targeting

Thank goodness they didn't call that targeting.

Damn, Hero Ball play there.  Not getting the TD oh no!

Sullivan has a little bit of herpderp in him.

Would have scored if he dove headfirst instead of turning his back

lol Sullivan probably had 3 different TD throws available during that "scramble"

 

Mizzou burned all their timeouts for nothing, can't stop the clock after the KO.

I like how the color guy was scanning his brain to come up with a white QB to compare that scramble to, and he landed on the very up-to date references of Fran Tarkenton and Archie Manning.

I see why they called it. But that should be overturned too. 

Looked like the receiver dropped his head into the contact but I could see it still stand

Just now, Dahobbs said:

I see why they called it. But that should be overturned too. 

agreed, but they don't like hitting of receivers in vulnerable positions

If Iowa gets a TD here and puts Mizzou in a 14-point hole, it could be over. 

It ain't over as long as Ferentz gets to punt again.

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7 minutes ago, TOR said:

It ain't over as long as Ferentz gets to punt again.

 

Mizzou is rattled and losing composure.  Half ass tackles and personal fouls smells of bad ju ju. 

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Mizzou is rattled and losing composure.  Half ass tackles and personal fouls smells of bad ju ju. 

All that Iowa corn fed beef on their OL is wearing them down.

Stepped right into that sack.  Definitely know it when I see a QB do that.

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Mizzou only lost 3 games?  I guess I'm still mentally giving them an extra loss for that aggy blowout.  

Why did no one cry for them to make the playoff?  Not secsecsec enough?

I mean they played a dogshit schedule lost 3 of their road games (blown out by aggy 10-41 and bama 0-34) with the lone win coming in Starkville.  Then they won single score games at home vs BC, Vanderbilt (needed 2 ot), Auburn, Arkansas, and needed some serious Oklahoma stupidity to take them down.

They are without a doubt the worst of the SEC 5-3 bunch.  I'm guessing the mouthbreathers at secrant.com are turning on them based on this game too and I'm here for it.

17 minutes ago, TOR said:

It ain't over as long as Ferentz gets to punt again.

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