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Because it's dumb.  You have to bend your knees to move.  So start with them bent.

I’m pretty sure Jamyr Gibbs has the same stance/posture presnap
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Looks like a few of you have premature Greenspointulations. 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Franklin is the only coach in the playoffs that wouldn't be ahead 28-0 right now.

Quoted for truth.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


To be fair, Sark does some dumb shit too like to stop doing what’s working.

Could have sworn we were up 31-10 last week. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Cool, make this interesting for as long as possible.  I'm not ready to be the guy who's in bed with a novel at 9 pm on NYE yet.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Great God. #3 has a mullet.

And I thought my son's options in Merced were bad.

 

 

 

 

 

I mean... they are bad there, too. But this is just gross

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

Could have sworn we were up 31-10 last week. 

In the 3Q, that's a little different than being up 28-0 with half the 2Q left.  

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I love me some Wisner, but Pedo has some really good RB's. It's like they just churn them out in the NFL

When I pointed this out before people got mad and swore we had tier one talent at the skill positions. Other teams have great players too, and some greater than ours.

19 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I still can’t believe this program is still standing after the Joe Pa shit but whatever 

Yeah I just explained the whole thing to my wife’s little brother that doesn’t know anything about sports. Unreal this dude helped cover up that shit for so long and the program still exists. 

'Where did it go wrong?' probably.

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

The Wiccan on the far left, maybe?

I mean, both ends are the best of a bad bunch by being average-ish. #2 looks semi-OK if you're drunk enough and avoid being stabbed when you ditch her later. #4 is a hippo. #3 is... I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.

PSU getting benefits of officiating so far.  This hold *might* have been legit, but the officials have missed holds, motion, etc. against PSU.  Oh and Allar whines too much to officials.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Looks like a few of you have premature Greenspointulations. 

The line mismatches are not going anywhere.  Now Franklin Franklining is definitely in play but generally without a lot of that it's not looking strong.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The line mismatches are not going anywhere.  Now Franklin Franklining is definitely in play but generally without a lot of that it's not looking strong.  

Boise line looked fine on the last drive. 

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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This is fucking disgusting. Please edit it next time.

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3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The Wiccan on the far left, maybe?

No the blonde on the far right in the sequins only.....  You need to keep your kidneys and not wake up in a bathtub on ice.

This is prime example of killing momentum with cute plays when unnecessary.

Could have sworn we were up 31-10 last week. 

Not in the 1sr qtr
Just now, Dark Horse said:

Boise line looked fine on the last drive. 

Sure, and I hope it continues but football is a 60 minute game..  But fuck it, let's see it.  

This color guy sounds like he drank half a bottle of Nyquil before coming on air. 

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Looks like a few of you have premature Greenspointulations. 

i thought that was the essence of greenspoint

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

The line mismatches are not going anywhere.  Now Franklin Franklining is definitely in play but generally without a lot of that it's not looking strong.  

Penn State proceeds to punt… and it’s a shank. 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No the blonde on the far right in the sequins only.....  You need to keep your kidneys and not wake up in a bathtub on ice.

aww, you're no fun

Anyone know why PSU is in home uniforms and Boise wearing aways? Is home team determined by ranking rather than seeding, or did BSU choose their white jersey?

I was assuming we would be in the whites tomorrow but maybe not?

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1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Franklin starting to Franklin

He’s heating up! 

Can Allar hear the play if he’s pussy aching after every down? Play clock is running, cuts off at 15 seconds right? He needs to talk to his coaches not the refs. That’s Franklin’s job.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Anyone know why PSU is in home uniforms and Boise wearing aways? Is home team determined by ranking rather than seeding, or did BSU choose their white jersey?

I was assuming we would be in the whites tomorrow night but maybe not?

We're actually wearing Notre Dame's uniforms tomorrow. 

 

 

Texas is in white tomorrow. Guessing they let the home team choose and BSU wanted their whites. 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Anyone know why PSU is in home uniforms and Boise wearing aways? Is home team determined by ranking rather than seeding, or did BSU choose their white jersey?

I was assuming we would be in the whites tomorrow night but maybe not?

Boise wanted to wear the unis they wore against ou in the 2007 fiesta. Home team gets to choose. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This color guy sounds like he drank half a bottle of Nyquil before coming on air. 

George Costanza Seinfeld GIF

That's one of the manliest runs of the season, whether it counted or not.

Commentator (is it Riddick?) says PSU is “having a harder time of it”(running the ball), immediately after an 8 yard run on first down.

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1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

The women on campus 

truer spokes were never worded

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