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Why are there 4 early games today with overlapping timeslots and there was only 1 game yesterday?  Dumb.

Long official huddle...bygod that's Kevin Mar's music

Illinois in business at the 1 yard line after a 59 yard slant catch and run.

Guess I'm cheering for the ffr in this one.  All the secsecsec playoff criers must lose.

And Illinois fumbles it away on the next play.  3-0 Cocks.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Kevin Mar

Gonna be a 5 hour game

 

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Lulz, just flipped back to this game and Beamer is losing his mind yelling at the refs.  

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That picture of the couple confirms so many priors

Just now, ScottS said:

 

She's the cheeziest?

1 minute ago, ScottS said:

 

During my sophomore year of high school once I could finally drive legally me and my best friend got tickets to the Rockets game and unbeknownst to us they were having a wedding at halftime.  So I looked at him and said if these idiots do the any object speak now or forever keep your peace bit in a public wedding we have to jump up and scream "WE OBJECT!!!" at the top of our lungs and yup they fucking did it.  You could hear audible gasps throughout the crowd.  Don't fuck with no 16 year old dickheads!! LOL

I can't watch this much longer being subjected to that refs stupid fucking face

Hell of a play by Altmyer, looked like a TD to me but they called him out.  Going to review it because Mar.

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4th and short

get ready for 10 minutes of reviews

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

Long official huddle...bygod that's Kevin Mar's music

Turn on the TV and the first thing I see is Coach Beamer complaining about a blown call by the Big XII crew led by Kevin Mar. 

Beamer going to go postal on this crew

First thing I'm looking at if we win tomorrow is who the officiating crew will be in the semifinals against a big 10 team. Is it between the acc and big 12 for who calls the game?

Texas and Vanderbilt gonna be the only SEC teams to win a postseason game, and I'm 100% here for it.

Nice swinging gate.  Beamer ball!

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Texas and Vanderbilt gonna be the only SEC teams to win a postseason game, and I'm 100% here for it.

Missouri actually won. I know it doesn't feel like it. 

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Missouri actually won. I know it doesn't feel like it. 

And LSU is on its way to skullfucking Baylor

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Texas and Vanderbilt gonna be the only SEC teams to win a postseason game, and I'm 100% here for it.

Florida, Arkansas, & Missouri all picked up wins too

16 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Texas and Vanderbilt gonna be the only SEC teams to win a postseason game, and I'm 100% here for it.

Maybe don't turn on the Texas Bowl.

I think the important thing is the 4 SEC teams that did lose fucking brought the lulz

Doink.  Missed fg S Car, 7-3 Illini at the half

Guess SCar didn't want to be here either.

SEC Bowl Battlecry

 

Did he just say vegans can't eat bread?

Borderline erotic run there. 

 

When I think of Big 10 teams I'd least enjoy playing, Illinois might be at the top of the list. Maybe Purdue.

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36 yard TD run on 4th and 1.  FFR indeed.

Why doesn't the Duke's Mayo Bowl make someone sit in a tub of mayo?

Do they not still dump mayo on the winning coach?

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Why doesn't the Duke's Mayo Bowl make someone sit in a tub of mayo?

Because @futureman said he would only do it if he could be naked.

Literal holding the guy right in front of Sellers but Big 12 refs.

59 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Florida, Arkansas, & Missouri all picked up wins too

quiet you

Bielema you fat fuck

Kevin Marr at the center of a poorly officiated game? No way!

Well…. I didn’t care who would win this.  Now I do.  Fuck Brett.

I’d pay for them to pause the game and let them fight and watch that fat fuck get pummeled.

All I see is SCar's head coach about to fight the refs.

Then I see who the ref is.

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Yeah, I'd wanna punch him, too. Regardless of context.

So I haven’t been watching this very closely. What did the fat fucking retard do that for?

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