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4 hours ago, texastough said:

phenomenal book

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s bullshit.

Surly in a nutshell

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  • BlackCat
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    I got my boy out from La Junta. As far as I can tell the whole camp got to high ground well in advance of the bad stuff and watched the camp get obliterated. My son is 8 and they took the younger kids

  • HOOKEM4
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    We are talking about CR because we have a bunch of bitch ass snowflakes that are offended by reality. The fact they cant see the reality is the problem. Also cry less pussies.  Kids died and we h

  • phdhorn
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    I'm heartbroken by this event, like many here not one of us 4 in my family doesn't know someone at most 2 Kevin Bacon steps from ourselves who is dealing with loss of human life. So much I could

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^seems like these billion dollar companies might have incentive to fund desalination if the community they’re drawing from is running out of water? Also, Saudis? Didn’t Arizona kick them and their alfalfa out for sucking down local water supplies?

3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

^seems like these billion dollar companies might have incentive to fund desalination if the community they’re drawing from is running out of water? Also, Saudis? Didn’t Arizona kick them and their alfalfa out for sucking down local water supplies?

You'd think?

Going to water my lawn, I mean dirt, and wash my car in order to appease the rain gods. 

Thank me later. 

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Going to water my lawn, I mean dirt, and wash my car in order to appease the rain gods. 

Thank me later. 

You know what? My kid loves the carwash. Let's fucking gooooo

We had some pretty heavy stuff blow through here about an hour ago. Still getting some moderate showers with rolling thunder that's shaking the house. 

I've got the windows open and it's a glorious 64°. Be patient, y'all. It's coming.

I should also mention that it got up to 88° today (and really humid for West Texas), so this is a pretty strong front.

Hoping all you get something good out this.

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Also, I've been watching Real Genius repeatedly since it came out, and it took me all of until today to realize that Kent is wearing a mock turtleneck beneath his cardigan sweater.

Austin area school districts are moving up football kickoff times and/or outright canceling events.

So you know that absolutely nothing will happen.

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Weather.com saying possible hail and tornado for Austin.

Only at phdhorn's house.

Every now and again, Northloop's posts match perfectly with his avatar

Just started pouring while waiting on curbside. Feeling kinda bad about that.

 

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Just started pouring while waiting on curbside. Feeling kinda bad about that.

Hey man, whatever it takes.  Thanks for playing your part.

Here come all the surly snobs to complain about people that use curbside

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4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Here come all the surly snobs to complain about people that use curbside

You gotta problem with going inside HEB like the rest of us (when it's open)?

Last night's storms and lightning was epic.  

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

LTYA cancelled all the soccer games for tomorrow,

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9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Last night's storms and lightning was epic.  

You're not kidding. It was a fantastic light show that lasted for hours. Remind me, are you in Runnels or Coleman County? 

31 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Here come all the surly snobs to complain about people that use curbside

I hate those motherfuckers.  

7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You're not kidding. It was a fantastic light show that lasted for hours. Remind me, are you in Runnels or Coleman County? 

Ranch is in Coleman.  Live in Frisco.  North Dallas

34 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Here come all the surly snobs to complain about people that use curbside

 

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I hate those motherfuckers.  

 

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 

 

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

He's talking about making some poor schlub bring your stuff to your car in the rain vs. getting out and getting it yourself

15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

 

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

Usually the olds who don't trust using the app and are mad that they have to spend an hour in the store wading through fat people. 

13 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Question: is it best to back-in park while using HEB curbside?

Sometimes.  Whenever I'm picking up in the Testarossa, I do back in.  With the Maybach, never.

3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

LTYA cancelled all the soccer games for tomorrow, we're not getting a drop now.

You got your soccer or baseball games cancelled? LTYA is hosting a bunch of Academy teams at Field of Dreams tomorrow.  Those games still haven't been cancelled yet.

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I feel like a Luddite for never using curbside or a food delivery app besides pizza. I just assume they’ll fuck up and I’ll have to go in anyway. 

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

Austin area school districts are moving up football kickoff times and/or outright canceling events.

So you know that absolutely nothing will happen.

Disagree that nothing will happen, bet there are a lot of football moms panick buying water and toilet paper, cause lord knows when a storm is coming water is what you need most. 

24 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Question: is it best to back-in park while using HEB curbside?

Disruptors: My Negative User Type - Gamified UK - #Gamification Expert

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

I have no issue with the concept, but the current implementation by HEB means the aisles are always clogged with teenagers fetching shit in those big rolling stands, and they have the situational awareness of .....well, teenagers. 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

 

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

what rewards?

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Disagree that nothing will happen, bet there are a lot of football moms panick buying water and toilet paper, cause lord knows when a storm is coming water is what you need most. 

Depends on the storm good Sir. After a hurricane you sure as hell need water. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Depends on the storm good Sir. After a hurricane you sure as hell need water. 

Well, next time a hurricane hits Austin I hope the folks living there are well supplied.

10 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

what rewards?

You don't have to be around other people?

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, next time a hurricane hits Austin I hope the folks living there are well supplied.

Lots lost water for time when we froze. And a lot were too stupid to melt snow. :)

 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Lots lost water for time when we froze. And a lot were too stupid to melt snow. :)

 

Snow? May as well be global thermal nuclear war in Austin.

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

He's talking about making some poor schlub bring your stuff to your car in the rain vs. getting out and getting it yourself

He probably bitches about making some poor schlub wipe your ass instead of using a bidet.

13 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

what rewards?

You earn points with your Whataburger orders, which you then can use to get free food. The app also offers coupons for special deals, like buy-one-get-one-free. When I moved out to West Texas, I learned through the app that green chilis are a standard add-on out here, like jalepenos everywhere else. Not sure how I would’ve learned that without it.

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

You don't have to be around other people?

Mostly this, though.

 

Back on topic, another line of storms just blew through here.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 That app is the best way to get your order both correct...

Well let's not get carried away here.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

making some poor schlub wipe your ass instead of using a bidet.

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52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I have no issue with the concept, but the current implementation by HEB means the aisles are always clogged with teenagers fetching shit in those big rolling stands, and they have the situational awareness of .....well, teenagers. 

I've seen this complaint time and time again on here but the handful of times I've had to go into HEB for whatever reason I've maybe only ever seen one of these people and they weren't taking up any more space than the old ladies who park their carts in the middle of the aisle. 

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