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Just now, NorthLoop said:

I've seen this complaint time and time again on here but the handful of times I've had to go into HEB for whatever reason I've maybe only ever seen one of these people and they weren't taking up any more space than the old ladies who park their carts in the middle of the aisle. 

"They're also fucking assholes" isn't a stellar defense.

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I think I've ordered curbside twice in my life. But I also live within 10 minutes of 3 HEBs, and I always go at 6am when they open.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"They're also fucking assholes" isn't a stellar defense.

Good thing you're not a prosecutor since that wasn't my actual defense. 

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I've seen this complaint time and time again on here but the handful of times I've had to go into HEB for whatever reason I've maybe only ever seen one of these people and they weren't taking up any more space than the old ladies who park their carts in the middle of the aisle. 

hancock and mueller can be a shitshow anyway, and those carts fucking up the aisles certainly doesn't help matters. At a more civilized location like Far West, I hardly notice them.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I have no issue with the concept, but the current implementation by HEB means the aisles are always clogged with teenagers fetching shit in those big rolling stands, and they have the situational awareness of .....well, teenagers. 

this.  It's a total clusterfuck for in store shoppers and feels like HEB wants all of us to get out.  

We need grocery stores for people that want/like to shop for their own groceries and warehouse stores for people that want shit brought to your car.   

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

I've seen this complaint time and time again on here but the handful of times I've had to go into HEB for whatever reason I've maybe only ever seen one of these people and they weren't taking up any more space than the old ladies who park their carts in the middle of the aisle. 

you should come to my store.  it's a goat fuck.  

Just now, bschoolprof said:

this.  It's a total clusterfuck for in store shoppers and feels like HEB wants all of us to get out.  

We need grocery stores for people that want/like to shop for their own groceries and warehouse stores for people that want shit brought to your car.   

you should come to my store.  it's a goat fuck.  

I know an easy solution. 

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

 

Who the hell complains about curbside? And why? That app is the best way to get your order both correct and on time, not to mention the rewards.

I like to pick out my own meat (that’s what she - or he - said) and produce 

I have no issue with the concept, but the current implementation by HEB means the aisles are always clogged with teenagers fetching shit in those big rolling stands, and they have the situational awareness of .....well, teenagers. 

You do your own shopping?

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Are the last several posts just bots arguing to make everyone else reading this thread forget that it's never going to rain again?

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I like to pick out my own meat (that’s what she - or he - said) and produce 

I don't understand how my getting curbside at Whataburger and taking a photo of the rain while parked and waiting became a bitch session about curbside at HEB, but I guess Surly is gonna Surly.

26 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I don't understand how my getting curbside at Whataburger and taking a photo of the rain while parked and waiting became a bitch session about curbside at HEB, but I guess Surly is gonna Surly.

HEB sells bags of Whataburger fries, so why the fuck do you need to go to Whataburger?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I like to pick out my own meat (that’s what she - or he - said) and produce 

This.  I go to HEB at about 7 am on a Sat or Sun and get my pick while the store is mostly empty of people.  I don't need some Gen Z-er bringing me the 14th best steaks and some bananas that aren't still green enough to be good for several days.

 

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Also, rain is extinct.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This.  I go to HEB at about 7 am on a Sat or Sun and get my pick while the store is mostly empty of people.  I don't need some Gen Z-er bringing me the 14th best steaks and some bananas that aren't still green enough to be good for several days.

 

Geez.  It's like you guys don't know when to hit suburban/nice urban HEBs at the right time, when the yoga pants mafia - many of whom you know - has finished their workout and needs to hit the store for a few things.  If you can't enjoy that, your life is a joyless existence.

54 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Cutbside? Fuck that shit. I have my groceries delivered. Havent been inside a HEB since covid.


I've had my valet do my shopping since 2008.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I don't understand how my getting curbside at Whataburger and taking a photo of the rain while parked and waiting became a bitch session about curbside at HEB, but I guess Surly is gonna Surly.

Because the rain hasn't hit Austin yet.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I don't understand how my getting curbside at Whataburger and taking a photo of the rain while parked and waiting became a bitch session about curbside at HEB, but I guess Surly is gonna Surly.

because the yoga pants mafia at HEB >>>>> the yoga pants muffintops at whataburger

I can already see the gap forming in the line that will leave Austin dry

46 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I can already see the gap forming in the line that will leave Austin dry

Yup it's inevitable 

rain dome already forming like voltron… at least we got a cool breeze out of this

Big nasty line headed right for NB - closing in real fast. I don't really care about that guy cuz all it's gonna do is drop .25 inches of rain and send everyone's trash cans flying. I want that blob of green behind it to just park it's ass over the I35 corridor. 

30 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

There's a dipshit grilling a few yards away from me. I want a rain bomb here right now.

Oh yeah! The rain washed out dipshit!

 

10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Oh yeah! The rain washed out dipshit!

 

Fuck yeah! 

It's almost like fall just came and told summer to get the fuck out. 

Just stood on the back porch for about 10 minutes. Temp dropped about 15 degrees in a matter of seconds. We'll see how my new roof handles this. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

With the dead front lawn gonna be some nice mud flowing onto the sidewalk. 

Damn I should've blown all the leaves into the street. They'd be washed into the greenbelt by now. 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Damn I should've blown all the leaves into the street. They'd be washed into the greenbelt by now. 

Shit, my trashcan is still on the street. Let me know if you find it please. 

Today was trash day and I did not pull it in. 

 

Nice light show, lots of sirens (usual for San Marcos on a Friday) but damn they are all over the place. Heard a few tree limbs go down. 

Just now, MissingInAction said:

Serious bidness in the '52

Rain? Or Moonshine anticipating playing MSU? 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

the force shield must be taking the night off  

Furloughed. 

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