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#1351
1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Still waiting to see an athlete praise Jesus after they lose 

or curse allah and see how long the broadcast stays up

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#1352
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Jesus Christ.

Can this guy just stop already with the religious stuff already?

I hope you didn't watch our post-game presser. And I see what you did there.

#1354
1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Still waiting to see an athlete praise Jesus after they lose 

Didn’t Colt?

#1356
Just now, OU Sucks said:

I hope you didn't watch our post-game presser. And I see what you did there.

Had no idea we had a team full of Sunday school, bible study gents. 

#1361
6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

NIL killing the former SEC "powers"

Yup. I fear that the gap will widen even more now that unlimited spending is legal. Nothing against them but, ND’s last two starting QBs were brought in from Wake and now Duke. 

#1363
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I hope you didn't watch our post-game presser. And I see what you did there.

ours was a revival meeting on the last night, singing Just As I Am 500 times

#1364
Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

This is bigger than v FSU. I think it’s equal to 1988 for them

No way it's bigger than the game of the century.  Maybe if they win next week.

#1365
3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

After all that hard work, ESPN cigars must be dyspeptic.

I’m dysplastic in the groin area 

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#1366
18 minutes ago, Yesh said:

You can't take forever to substitute.  If they went too slow, the ref will step away and ND could have snapped the ball.

 

But most likely they just panicked.

I understand not going to slow, but they sprinted out there and got set. On average I think you get around 15ish seconds. They should have milked that.

#1370
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We beat them when we knocked out Beck and their punter

I still can’t believe we had a lead at halftime and lost to their backup QB, knocked their punter out and then never made them punt again. 

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#1371

I'm sure all the SEC brothermen will unite behind Texas, even Aggy!

SEC SEC SEC

#1374
10 minutes ago, F250 said:

Fuck Kirby Smart, fuck Georgia!

and fuck Notre Dame, too

#1377
2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Had no idea we had a team full of Sunday school, bible study gents. 

I knew Quinn was pretty religious...I was slightly surprised when Jahdae started praising Jesus...I was shocked when Sark started getting into it.

#1380
Just now, NBHorn7 said:

I'm sure all the SEC brothermen will unite behind Texas, even Aggy!

SEC SEC SEC

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#1381
1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

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But Georgia Fan told me they were better off with their unproven backup QB than they’re occasionally sporadic and error prone seasoned veteran?

#1387
6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Jesus Christ.

Can this guy just stop already with the religious stuff already?

Well, he does play for Notre Dame.  I know it’s in Latin, but the school is named after Jesus’ mom.

#1388
13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

NIL killing the former SEC "powers"

Sucks to be poor.

#1390
Just now, NBHorn7 said:

I'm sure all the SEC brothermen will unite behind Texas, even Aggy!

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fuck 'em

#1391
7 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I hope you didn't watch our post-game presser. And I see what you did there.

LOL it is remarkable how stupid like 70% of this site is haha

#1393
3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

girl on the left looks like she will ruin many lives

stds will do that to ya

#1394
11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Notre dame has 6 wins against ranked teams?!

Wow that is a lot! I can’t imagine anyone else has done that this year.

 

 

oh wait. We have.

Yeah, but we haven't played anybody and they have, so.

#1395
2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

But Georgia Fan told me they were better off with their unproven backup QB than they’re occasionally sporadic and error prone seasoned veteran?

Huh.. I’ve heard something similar somewhere.  

#1396
1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Seeing effective ST play is disheartening. 

Sucks big time

SILAS BOLDEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON🏎️💨🔥TD TEXAS🐂

 

#1398
1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

Well, he does play for Notre Dame.  I know it’s in Latin French, but the school is named after Jesus’ mom.

FIFY

#1400
Just now, 89Horn said:

Well, he does play for Notre Dame.  I know it’s in Latin, but the school is named after Jesus’ mom.

Rosaria? 
No shit?

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