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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

It was 38 yards. He is a scholarship kicker at Texas, that should be close enough 

They should pull his scholarship after that shit.

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2 minutes ago, wablty said:

This game is wild.

Good for college football playoffs not good for my health 

What if they were like “yes I have a couple questions” when the ref asks if they have any questions and just started rambling about global warming? lol I crack myself up

Well, I'm 0-4 in the last four OT games I cared about.  If my math is correct, that's 6.75%.  Surely it won't go to 3.something math.

Just now, Hermanator said:

I can't remember the last time I saw a team with a massive talent advantage get off to a big lead then bumblefuck it this badly. This is embarrassing to a whole new level. Charlie was embarrassing because he sucked. Herman was embarrassing because he was a raging jackass.

This is embarrassing because it's such a massive waste of talent and advantage. 

Sark'd

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Get a haircut Bert.

I hate the guys with fucked up hair. That’s why I disliked Quinn from the start.

That is way too generous of a spot 

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1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

I can't remember the last time I saw a team with a massive talent advantage get off to a big lead then bumblefuck it this badly.

Oh, oh, oh - I do! Our last game! Or 5 of the 6 before that!

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

good lord just put us out of our misery lol 🤣

Really--who wants to see this garbage again?

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here’s how it will go. Busted coverage state scores on a TD and Quinn gets sacked in 2 plays 

After two false starts by our oline

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Banks and Bert cost us an SEC championship and now have shit down their leg again today.

The interception didn't help either ...

Skattaclown is fucking gashing us because our O couldn't stay on the damn field for most of the game.

It's funny how they keep talking about Skat vomiting but won't say the C word.

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Cut that damn hair Bert!

If we win this game the defense should tie him down and shave his head. 

Ryan Wingo went down at 0:31 with the clock temporarily stopping for the first down after the big catch and Sark quit on the drive. Despite knowing his kicker can’t be trusted…it’s something out of fiction.

Doesn’t matter Ohio State / Oregon is gonna fuck the winner of this game up!! 
 

ROYALY 

Still running Skateboo after his concussion I see.  

I'd seriously take Mack back at this point. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Yall member when we scored on 2 plays?

it was too easy, so we decided to not do that again.

I think State is gonna play action and pull a fast one here 

Just now, Bodowned said:

Ryan Wingo went down at 0:31 with the clock temporarily stopping for the first down after the big catch and Sark quit on the drive. Despite knowing his kicker can’t be trusted…it’s something out of fiction.

He’s a shit head coach. Always has been, always will be.

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Good thing Bert is coming back next year 

He better fucking not

Doesn’t matter Ohio State / Oregon is gonna fuck the winner of this game up!! 
 
ROYALY 
Texas at least has the talent easily to hang. Arizona State absolutely doesn't. They are worse than Tennessee.

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