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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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  • Al_4_ISU
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    That was the most entertaining game I’ve watched in years.  Obviously I wanted the Big 12 squad to prevail, but I think they did enough to prove we should be included which is really all I cared about

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2 minutes ago, whataburgler said:

Felt like they played two games worth of football today

97 plays and only gave up 5.3 yards per play for the game. It was under 4 before they were gassed from being hung out to dry by the offense. 

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Did anyone comment on how Jake The Snake Plummer looked as if he was just released from rehab to attend the game?

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I need a fucking drink.  And need it now.

Champagne in plastic cup. Lol.  Texas Fight!

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Just fucking enjoy this, Jesus

Top 4 team again and people are acting like the sky is falling.

We might be back. 

4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I'd take Skatabo if he'd tone down the attention whore bit

He backs it up. I don’t mind talking when you walk the walk.  He single handled almost. Suh’d us 

Ohio state is going to rape jail ass fuck our asses with no Vaseline Lilly Philips 100 man train style

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ewers totally redeemed himself on those three passes in overtime.

He balled out in OT for sure, but that floating interception he threw to help get us there was one of the most infuriating things I've seen him do.

15 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Ima go have a nice vomit

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Say hi to Scattabarf

Try not to step on him.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

My hand hurts from pounding the wall.

I was at a friend's house, now he gets to watch his ducks against Ohio. I hope he gets a bunch of pain like I just did. He can punch his own walls.

12 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL.  My wife left and listened to the game in a Walmart parking lot.  My oldest son, future Longhorn, went for a walk and watched it on his phone.  My youngest son just hid in his room.  

Which one of your family members is the Surly fan Base?

Ill celebrate tonight but we getting destroyed by winner of UO/OSU

 

at least we finished tied for 3rd again. Crazy how we cant run the ball/sark abandons the run

11 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I need a new couch... my butthole chewed a hole threw my current one

That wasn’t your couch!

17 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

No more patsies from here on out.  That offensive performance any time going forward will equal an ass-kicking loss.  Love our defense though….as I’ve said all year

due to @Laxtonto I read that as "No more pasties"

We watched the 2nd half in a bar and my wife (UT grad, pic on the old site) wanted to fight the dude in the bar yelling “Skattebo!” every 30 seconds. If she had been drinking (too hungover), I would have had to restrain her. 

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Despite Sark and company doing everything they could to give this one away...... team bowed up at the end and snuck out a win!  Ewers final 2 passes were nails and exactly the type of throws he excels at.  Good on him!  Fuck Bert Auburn.  Let's enjoy this one.  

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which one of your family members is the Surly fan Base?

Luckily, I can't punch worth a shit so no drywall repairs.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is where me and mdleast are at and we live 30 minutes away. 

I'm with you but detest Arlington and ATT.  Need to see the BO&W show up though

Every national champion has a game they shouldn’t have won. Georgia possibly has the SEC Championship. Oregon has the fOSU clock management. Maybe Texas has the Peach Bowl.

At a minimum, it’s a big deal to win a big game in that building 

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Think about all that went wrong in this game: 

Fake punt

Skattebo pass for TD

ASU gets 150 more yards than us

Interception in the 4th

Two game winning field goals missed

Not one holding call on ASU

3rd and 15 in first OT and Leavitt runs for it

Sark sticks his head all the way up his ass

We run for 53 yards

Ten penalties

…and we still won. Unfathomable.

Whoever we play on the 10th likely mudholes us.

 

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Ohio state travels almost better than Texas fans if not better than us.,

Only positive I’m taking is Texas fans gobbled up all the tickets thinking we would easily beat ASU and next week is a shit ton of Texas folks in Jerryworld

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Him and guillibleleau are absolute liabilities

I’m pretty sure he lost the ball on the Skattebo pass

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Thank you for your service.

Will drop by babydolls to see if I can get some service like this now.....

8 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We're damn lucky they didn't call targeting. The refs got it right.

The targeting no call was definitely missed by the refs live.  Not sure how they missed it in the replay

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

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Someone tried to tell me how Leavitt was the better QB in this game.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Think about all that went wrong in this game: 

Fake punt

Skattebo pass for TD

ASU gets 150 more yards than us

Interception in the 4th

Two game winning field goals missed

Not one holding call on ASU

3rd and 15 in first OT and Leavitt runs for it

Sark sticks his head all the way up his ass

We run for 53 yards

Ten penalties

Whoever we play on the 10th likely mudholes us.

 

We lost TOP by 15 minutes. Our defense got a good workout in

Ding dang Texas. Tell y wat. Delete that ‘ol DVR. Nope not watching again 

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Damn, Joe Tessitore kept the plot going and setting up every play like this playbook of emotions... Geez I feel crazy

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL.  My wife left and listened to the game in a Walmart parking lot.  My oldest son, future Longhorn, went for a walk and watched it on his phone.  My youngest son just hid in his room.  

Kobe Bryant GIF

I made my youngest daughter sit right here on the couch and take in the glory or the horror in all of it's visceral, raw, insanity

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Champagne in plastic cup. Lol.  Texas Fight!

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Classy

15 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Do Oregon or tOSU have a fake punt in the playbook? 

They will by next week for sure.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He balled out in OT for sure, but that floating interception he threw to help get us there was one of the most infuriating things I've seen him do.

If only one could predict that would be what that pass would look like before that play got called.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Champagne in plastic cup. Lol.  Texas Fight!

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Be sure to print your name clearly on that specimen label. 

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Golden is quickly entering All-time great Longhorn territory in only 1 year.

He's been so damn clutch all year. 

Transfer portal delivering Him, Mukuba and Norton was a god send. Really need to work the spring portal window.

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there ain’t a happier human being on God’s earth right now than Bert 

5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did anyone comment on how Jake The Snake Plummer looked as if he was just released from rehab to attend the game?

More likely he just came in from the mountains 

2 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

I'm with you but detest Arlington and ATT.  Need to see the BO&W show up though

fuck that guy. Lololol

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Think about all that went wrong in this game: 

Fake punt

Skattebo pass for TD

ASU gets 150 more yards than us

Interception in the 4th

Two game winning field goals missed

Not one holding call on ASU

3rd and 15 in first OT and Leavitt runs for it

Sark sticks his head all the way up his ass

We run for 53 yards

Ten penalties

…and we still won. Unfathomable.

Whoever we play on the 10th likely mudholes us.

 

Yep.  I have extremely vivid dreams and have one, at least once a month, in which Texas loses a game like this.  Glad my nightmare didn't come true.

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

not sure if we're talking about the same thing but that fucking Skattebo TD in OT was fucking bullshit and fuck the tv booth guys for ignoring the obvious offensive penalty of helping the runner by pulling him forward. total horseshit.

One of the worst broadcasts I can remember, especially for espn proper. Production and commentary both 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Kobe Bryant GIF

I made my youngest daughter sit right here on the couch and take in the glory or the horror in all of it's visceral, raw, insanity

Child Protective Services is on the way.

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I was angry but Sark stopped fucking around and easily got us in the end zone 3 times. Then the defense brought it home. Survive and fucking advance.

Not sure I’d call converting 4th and 13 easily but otherwise yes. 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Maybe Skattaboo can cry to his teammates now again

After the game, I guess he could

 

 

 

But seriously - all props to Skattabo, the guy played his guts out. He talked a ton of shit, and then went out in the 2nd half and put his team on his shoulders. Hats off to the guy.

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I've watched the last play multiple X's now and Mukuba read that perfectly pre- and post snap. He motioned for McDonald to  move up  on his man to take away the bubble and then looked back perfectly to move to the ball and get there first. 

Great read and reaction!! 🤘

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