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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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  • Al_4_ISU
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    That was the most entertaining game I’ve watched in years.  Obviously I wanted the Big 12 squad to prevail, but I think they did enough to prove we should be included which is really all I cared about

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

I will give Skattebo Toilet his due that no neck bastard came play

Call me impressed. 

2 minutes ago, D_Goose said:
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I believe Lily Phillips is going for the 1000 men record# which will be us when we face Ohio State, barring divine Intervention. Dysentery spreads across their entire locker room. 


Especially mid-right upright or right hash!

Hook’em!!!
... Or mid-left upright or left hash.

Pretty much the entire spectrum.
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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

I kind of want a gif of this guy, anybody have the game recorded or a link to a stream?

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WTF is that crawl at the bottom of your screen?

I was talking stat wise.

I know. But it was really from the offense staying off the field. That 4th qtr was rough though.

The Defense stepped up to meet a real challenge today. They're the unknown, in that we really aren't sure if any offense can beat them.  Bodes well for OSU matchup.

and...

Today... the O and Quinn really stepped up when the chips were down. They would not be denied. REceiver made catches. RBs didn't fumble... and made some runs. 

Still, we gotta do better. Kinda get the feeling this offense will improve next week

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Give me Ohio State.  
 

this will Howard dude got no wheels. 
 

PK GONNA COOK 

I hope he cooks Riley brisket and then I'll have faith 

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Just to more annoyed the officiating...

 

 

I believe linemen have to be three yards behind the neutral zone to be illegal downfield. From where does the two point conversion snap again? 

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Ewers is absolutely amazing in the short and intermediate passing game. Otherwise, he’s really not dangerous as a passer or runner.

The Michigan game was intermediate success. Outside of one long TD pass against Alabama, the long shots are an issue. Today’s success came on both short and intermediate passing. Sark needs to cut the BS and stick with what has shown to work over and over for Quinn. 

This is true. The problem is a great, or at least very good, defense will take that stuff away like Georgia did. If you can't run the ball it's extremely difficult to manufacture offense consistently through the air with nothing but screens, short, and intermediate throws. Oregon is maybe the only defense left in the playoffs we have a definite physical advantage over if we can manage to execute properly. Everyone else is very good to great. 

The biggest surprise of the game was ASU's undersized front being able to stop our zone scheme running game as consistently as they did. A ridiculous effort from very physically outmatched guys. My hat is off for their performance. Sometimes players can play well above their normal capabilities. 

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Hey remember that time Texas scored a 28-yard TD on 4th and 13 to extend the game, got in the end zone the next two plays, and then got a pick to seal a playoff win?

That was pretty cool. 

14 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Luckily, I can't punch worth a shit so no drywall repairs.

Buy shittier rent houses. That drywall holes easy as fuck 

17 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

My hand hurts from pounding the wall.

thats all I read.....

 

I was like damn.... ol Tenn Horn be doing a Tech bell ringer while watching....

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Give me Ohio State.  
 

this will Howard dude got no wheels. 
 

PK GONNA COOK 

Except whatever impostor has replaced Malik Muhammad will get cooked and so will Holmes and Taafe. Neither matchup is great for us especially if the no push version of our OL shows up. 

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I assume that later tonight you'll show her some snuff porn?

No, I have that planned for your mother 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I just don’t understand the offensive coma you all go into for about two quarters each game. It’s baffling 

 

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its called the 3rd quarter

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I just don’t understand the offensive coma you all go into for about two quarters each game. It’s baffling 

 

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I think it has a lot to do with knowing our defense is really good. 

They have no urgency. It's why I would like to see more up-tempo. 

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4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

but.. but... tu pays off the refs.

Big Ten officiating that game was some bullfuckingshit.

6 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Quinn was doggy doo-doo through 3.5 quarters after he arm-punted an INT into double coverage with an 8-point lead and 5 minutes to play. Good on you for having the foresight to know that he’d get another 4 possessions to make up for a treacherous performance. Leavitt is a cunt, but he also played well for a guy with no OL and no offensive skill position players that would sniff snaps at Texas outside of his mouth-breathing RB.

Just take the L on this one. Ewers was the man today. 

Hopefully they have another team meeting about playing clean. The 4 false starts all put the offense in a hole and likely changed the play calls.

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Give me Ohio State.  
 

this will Howard dude got no wheels. 
 

PK GONNA COOK 

They are firing on all cylinders.  Rose Bowl has tons of game left, but they look tough 

What happens to our offense in the middle quarters?

Is the play-caller turtleing?  We never fail to give an opponent life by being totally inept with a lead

20 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

But my feeeeeelings!

-surly

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This game was the platonic ideal of a Quinn Ewers game. Absolutely dazzling at the beginning and end with a bunch of lackadaisical throws and head-scratching decisions in between. It’s what makes him so frustrating because you can see the talent is there. 

Goes well with his head coach’s mid game play calling 

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I just don’t understand the offensive coma you all go into for about two quarters each game. It’s baffling 

 

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It's Sark.  He is regarded on 3rd quarters.

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Yep, as soon as seam routes and slants showed up we shredded them then the 4th and 13 double move post where they bit on the corner because everyone watches film and we majorly favor outside. Sarkisian has got to get over his obsession with throwing wide. 

Sark needs a sit down with the GOAT and figure out how to get rid of his second half deamon. 

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Hey remember that time Texas scored a 28-yard TD on 4th and 13 to extend the game, got in the end zone the next two plays, and then got a pick to seal a playoff win?

That was pretty cool. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Classy

Lo siento, wrong comment. Carry on your bad self 

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Just now, westexhorn said:

It's Sark.  He is regarded on 3rd quarters.

Fucking over, and over, and over, and over. You have to plan now for a third quarter deficit. It's bizarre. 

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NSIAP but regarding the targeting no-call:

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25 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Golden is quickly entering All-time great Longhorn territory in only 1 year.

He's been so damn clutch all year. 

Reminds me of Quan Crosby (sic). Hopefully Golden has a similar play vs the couch burners next week.

Quan Cosby on X: "🧡🤘🏾 https://t.co/F0nJuTGH8G" / X

Just now, smokebomb said:

NSIAP but regarding the targeting no-call:

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Well don't tell the aggys.  They've got their panties in a wad over this.

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Maybe it wasn't pretty, but I am still gonna enjoy a victory beverage. Hook 'em!

 

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23 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Champagne in plastic cup. Lol.  Texas Fight!

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Nice rug 

My mom and are are making dinner now and we both are looking at my boys saying, “that was BULLSHIT…” over and over. 

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