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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well good for their fucking statsheet.

But our defense was awesome today. Sure they ran a ton of plays and some of their gimmicks worked out but hey they only led twice at 3-0 and again in overtime. Yet let's ignore that and use cherry picked stats to form a fake narrative that our defense got run over.

Where did I say our defense got run over? I said we were lucky to win that game and we were. 

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4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Did you watch the game? We dominated them? We couldn’t fucking run the ball at all, o-line sucked all game. No idea where you’re getting we dominated anyone? Our defense was great but wa son the field all game because our offense sucks dick and didn’t dominate. This wasn’t the aggy game where it was clear we were heads and shoulders above aggy regardless of the 17-7 score. JFC this fanbase. We were lucky to win this game today. If we played them 10 times I believe 7 of those times we would dominate them but today no even close to a dominating performance lmao.

You are one stupid motherfucker dude. If we played this team 10 times, we would beat them 10 out of 10 times. Today was the one game where whacky shit happens and they still couldnt win. They were outclassed in every position and our defense thoroughly dominated them until we choked in the 4th quarter. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Where did I say our defense got run over? I said we were lucky to win that game and we were. 

No, you said we got outplayed and you referenced some stupid stats. ASU was lucky that the game went to OT. Stop with your dumbass narrative 

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20 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Fuck me.   Back from the gym.   Working off stress.   I’m still pissed.  This team has a coaching problem that I don’t see getting fixed anytime soon 

Our coaching problem has us in back to back semis. I hope it doesn’t. 

20 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Goal line stands and the Horn's D.

Blocked FG, and the punt return TD

29 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. Beating OSU is going to be tough. But I think we can do it if we don't trip over our dicks.

Of course we do a lot of dick tripping. But it could happen.

Unfortunately, I think we have six versions of tripping over our own dicks in the playbook.

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People on surly are pissed. I can tell you fans in the stands had a different reaction. We persevered and emerged victorious. Enjoy it! Onward! 

 

 

I’m gonna have to figure out the radio sync I can’t handle herbie calling our game against the couch burners 

Just now, Tired Horn said:

Unfortunately, I think have six versions of tripping over our own dicks in the playbook.

Yeah. It should, logically, catch up to us soon.

But hey...maybe it doesn't. It is why they play the games.

49 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

They weren’t calling holding the whole game but for both teams. Quinn’s TD run had a pretty egregious hold as well. 

He’s referring to the defensive holding call in the end zone when their QB ran around for half an hour before throwing the ball.

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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Our coaching problem has us in back to back semis. I hope it doesn’t. 

Talent > coaching. 

If UGA wins the 3 most talented teams are probably in the semis. Keep landing number 1 recruiting classes and it makes up for most coaching deficiencies. 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. It should, logically, catch up to us soon.

But hey...maybe it doesn't. It is why they play the games.

Other side of it is if Texas can finally play a complete game, it’s on like donkey Kong. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s referring to the defensive holding call in the end zone when their QB ran around for half an hour before throwing the ball.

I'll give ASU that. Their quarterback is one squirrely SOB at evading the rush.

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Tell the offense that Bert is not traveling to Dallas.  TDs have to be scored and must go for 2 each time.  Actually, no kickers will travel.  Kickoffs will be thrown by Arch.

P for K !!!!!!!!!

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We had 1st and 10 from inside the 30 with 2 mins left. We ran 3 plays for -2 yards and ran off 9 seconds before Auburn missed it. It was fucking criminal play calling and clock management. 

We get routinely burned by trick plays and fake punts. Completely unprepared.

The OL got whistled for 4-5 false starts, some on very crucial moments.

 

2 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

I'll give ASU that. Their quarterback is one squirrely SOB at evading the rush.

I think our dline chasing his ass around all day got them pretty damn tired and was a big contributor to the success they had on the ground in the second half. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

We had 1st and 10 from inside the 30 with 2 mins left. We ran 3 plays for -2 yards and ran off 9 seconds before Auburn missed it. It was fucking criminal play calling and clock management. 

We get routinely burned by trick plays and fake punts. Completely unprepared.

The OL got whistled for 4-5 false starts, some on very crucial moments.

 

100% on Sark, 100%.

Based on Cheerleaders and Guts, we need to vote the ASU into SEC,SEC,SEC

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Thinking about all the little moments, it was called out here because it was so bad but it was forgotten because of a false start and then converting 4th and 13.

What in the actual fuck was DeAndre Moore doing avoiding the open space on 3rd and long to go out of bounds with the game on the line? I mean holy shit that was just crazy to watch happen. 

No fucking shit. I was screaming at the TV. Was he trying to stop the clock? Talk about a lack of awareness

Question: Are we better off going forward winning the way we did (where Quinn makes 3 clutch throws for scores in OT) rather than if Auburn had hit the game winner in regulation?

26 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

Ironic given Sark’s rep, this team lives and dies on the D

So does your mom 

17 minutes ago, JBJ said:

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What is this?  A retired number for ants?

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3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Question: Are we better off going forward winning the way we did (where Quinn makes 3 clutch throws for scores in OT) rather than if Auburn had hit the game winner in regulation?

Who the fuck knows, but I'm damn proud of this team for making clutch plays in OT to win the game. 

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

We get routinely burned by trick plays and fake punts. Completely unprepared.

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I see victorious Texas is being eviscerated here on the football board. We fucked some things up for sure. Hated the long pass call that was intercepted. I was screaming "no" as soon as I could figure out what we were doing.

All that said, wasn't it nice to shut this scuzzy Iggy Pop wannabe fuckwad off the screen?

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28 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

People on surly are pissed. I can tell you fans in the stands had a different reaction. We persevered and emerged victorious. Enjoy it! Onward! 

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Pretty sure most here were happy when we made that last pick. And I'll add that I liked that TD flip to Helm

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Sorry haven’t read anything today 

if any of you guy think our off is top notch then you are dumb as fuck

The def has  allowed this team to be in this position we now

sark better show some fucking balls cause that shit today was  shit house rotten 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

I am baffled that anybody could hate Sark after Strong and Herman and post-2009 Mack.

And pre-2009 Mack

1 minute ago, Beer Horn said:

Sorry haven’t read anything today 

if any of you guy think our off is top notch then you are dumb as fuck

The def has  allowed this team to be in this position we now

sark better show some fucking balls cause that shit today was  shit house rotten 

It shows!

2 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

Sorry haven’t read anything today 

if any of you guy think our off is top notch then you are dumb as fuck

The def has  allowed this team to be in this position we now

sark better show some fucking balls cause that shit today was  shit house rotten 

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I don't read what you write, but I think you're stupid. The solution to everything is more balls. Things shitty.

What's he won, Johnny?

TexAgs going crazy with lots of threads about the playoffs being rigged for Texas to win, hahah!!

"How did the sips become such media darlings that the ESPN announcers seem to root for them to win and the refs help make it happen? Has it always been like this? What year did it start?"

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31 minutes ago, troph said:

Other side of it is if Texas can finally play a complete game, it’s on like donkey Kong. 

Other teams should be worried that we haven’t yet played our best game of football 

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32 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m gonna have to figure out the radio sync I can’t handle herbie calling our game against the couch burners 

Check the ESPN app - they had the Texas radio broadcast synced with the TV broadcast. 

39 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m gonna have to figure out the radio sync I can’t handle herbie calling our game against the couch burners 

He hates the Buckeyes more than we do. 

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

TexAgs going crazy with lots of threads about the playoffs being rigged for Texas to win, hahah!!

"How did the sips become such media darlings that the ESPN announcers seem to root for them to win and the refs help make it happen? Has it always been like this? What year did it start?"

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Wtf are those goobers talking about?  On another aggy thread they called the officiating “one sided.”  We had 10 penalties, they had 6.

And the announcers were slobbering all over ASU and orgasmed when they tied the game. To be fair, the comeback was exciting to independent viewers, but the announcers were hardly rooting for Texas. 

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40 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m gonna have to figure out the radio sync I can’t handle herbie calling our game against the couch burners 

 

Ehh, Herbie is fine. He doesn’t slobber tOSU like he used to since they started harassing him and his fam.

 

Also, I don’t think the announcers for the semis have been announced yet. 

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

He hates the Buckeyes more than we do. 

He hates Buckeye fans. He loves the football team and coaches.

23 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

No fucking shit. I was screaming at the TV. Was he trying to stop the clock? Talk about a lack of awareness

I thought he was just being a pussy and didn’t want to get hit. Neither reason is acceptable. 

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

He hates the Buckeyes more than we do. 

Yeah, considering they ran him out of town, I don’t think there is any love lost

Teammates need to hold Burt down and shave his fucking head. The guy needs a fucking lobotomy. He needs a shock to the system, a rude awakening, and he needs to get his head on straight which is probably gonna be tough with all that fucking hair and his helmet bouncing aound distracting him. Get him a tight as fuck helmet. Do something about that head case.

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4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Teammates need to hold Burt down and shave his fucking head. The guy needs a fucking lobotomy. He needs a shock to the system, a rude awakening, and he needs to get his head on straight which is probably gonna be tough with all that fucking hair and his helmet bouncing aound distracting him. Get him a tight as fuck helmet. Do something about that head case.

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