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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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7 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

He hates the Buckeyes more than we do. 

Fowler more than makes up for it with his screaming anytime OSU gets positive yardage.

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    That was the most entertaining game I’ve watched in years.  Obviously I wanted the Big 12 squad to prevail, but I think they did enough to prove we should be included which is really all I cared about

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16 minutes ago, smokebomb said:

Check the ESPN app - they had the Texas radio broadcast synced with the TV broadcast. 

I saw that they had that Skycast deal where the view was from above and behind the offense. A little screwy to watch it like that. 

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


They’ve got some legit talent at wr and on defense. Probably have the best db in the country that doesn’t play for Texas. Definitely be tough sledding for the offense. Unless Sark decides to go with the Colt McCoy offense.

He won't. Sark loves his playbook whether it fits the personnel or not.

I think our dline chasing his ass around all day got them pretty damn tired and was a big contributor to the success they had on the ground in the second half. 

If the refs had called offensive holding our D-line would have finished this game in the first half

Curious on how the guard was allowed to suplex guy into the end zone.

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Thanks for calling in! We love calls that can be summarized as:

I don't read what you write, but I think you're stupid. The solution to everything is more balls. Things shitty.

What's he won, Johnny?

Sorry  I know you think you are a football genius like many others of this fucking board unfortunately some of us actually know  football and what the fuck we’re talking about so suck my dick 

3 minutes ago, Basil said:


No

Kill your Tapatalk app, please. It fucks up shit when you quote someone while using it.

2 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

Sorry  I know you think you are a football genius like many others of this fucking board unfortunately some of us actually know  football and what the fuck we’re talking about so suck my dick 

You were actually dumb enough to think that people here were happy with the offense today and you're now claiming you know what you're talking about? The only evidence we have about you is that you talked about something and were completely wrong. 

9 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

Sorry  I know you think you are a football genius like many others of this fucking board unfortunately some of us actually know  football and what the fuck we’re talking about so suck my dick 

You should be thankful that Huck cares enough about you to call you dumb and wrong.

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We have been outscored 60-16 in 3Q of our past 8 games.

That’s a real problem

16 minutes ago, Bookman said:

So fucking good. I want more. 

Feeding their rage, self loathing and sense of injustice is like icing on the cake. 
 

whatever happens next game, we made it to the playoffs, final 4 and made aggy miserable.  Thats a win. 

Survive and advance.  Style don’t mean shit right now.  

I’ve decided Skittlebrau is what would have happened had the lead singer of Sublime kicked heroin and gotten into football. 

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

We have been outscored 60-16 in 3Q of our past 8 games.

That’s a real problem

Go on…..

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Got back from the game a bit ago. Drank a lot.

1. Bolden's plays were few but key. Guy continues to make plays in big moments.

2. I don't know what the hell the refs were doing gifting ASU a first down with 1:20ish in the 1Q. Skattebo was a full yard short and replay didn't overturn that. Wild. They missed a really clear facemask on Golden 2 mins later. Then they got away with holds. They weren't great all game... but whatever.

3. Run game didn't do much at all. I'm surprised Blue didn't get more chances.

4. Golden was outstanding. Game ball.

5. Leavitt's stats weren't great but think he's a star in the making. Didn't have much to work with today.

6. Our offense shutting down in 3Q is still puzzling. Hopefully we revert to the mean but the longer we go in this season, the worse our "mean" becomes. Brutal to watch us fritter away opportunities.

7. Guys showed up when it mattered most.

8. Got to meet Norton's parents and Simmons' grandpa. Great people. Not sure they would say the same about me.

On to OSU. Let's hope we can put a full game together for the first time in a while.

4 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

In his defense, he was so concussed he thought he was looking at a tablet.

Srsly, no way to prove it at this point, but the guys going to have serious issues sooner rather than later. 

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Srsly, no way to prove it at this point, but the guys going to have serious issues sooner rather than later. 

Yeah that guy was obviously suffering from concussion symptoms the whole game but they kept him in. Dude is a CTE case before ever going pro and his coaches ain't doing him any favors.

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Srsly, no way to prove it at this point, but the guys going to have serious issues sooner rather than later. 

Dude kept shaking his head to try and knock the cobwebs loose. 

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Worst of all time? Do we have definitive audio proving that Sark did not say, “Bert I’d really like you to hit the left goal post to make it more interesting …”

4 hours ago, Gaffords said:

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm so glad that is over.   That wore me out.

Feel you. I Took an aleve and got in bed at 7:30 

15 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

We have been outscored 60-16 in 3Q of our past 8 games.

That’s a real problem

Yep.

But it is the end of the season. It isn't getting fixed this year. Just have to survive it.

3 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Dude kept shaking his head to try and knock the cobwebs loose. 

Seemed like a Tourette tic to me

1 hour ago, troph said:

100% on Sark, 100%.

He apparently could not hear me screaming at my friends’s television to run the ball and use up every second before Bert tried the attempt.

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Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Seemed like a Tourette tic to me

Duirng the Gameday segment on him, his mom said he would put on a football helmet and run straight into telephone poles as a kid. Probably started about that time.

23 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You should be thankful that Huck cares enough about you to call you dumb and wrong.

You really think give a fuck about either of of you.  Haha. I’m just makng a comment on this thread. I give 2 fucks what you guys think

1 minute ago, Beer Horn said:

You really think give a fuck about either of of you.  Haha. I’m just makng a comment on this thread. I give 2 fucks what you guys think

 

1 hour ago, troph said:

I’m gonna have to figure out the radio sync I can’t handle herbie calling our game against the couch burners 

Go to the game. Then you don’t have to listen to him. 

3 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

You really think give a fuck about either of of you.  Haha. I’m just makng a comment on this thread. I give 2 fucks what you guys think

Hey, buddy. I was on your side on this one. Come on, now.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Try not to step on him.

That guy seriously needs to see a doc about possible head trauma.  It was obvious on the sidelines.  I figure that unless you stumble around and drop like a boxer that's been brained, nobodies going to count an important player out as KOed.  

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2 minutes ago, hornian said:

Go to the game. Then you don’t have to listen to him. 

I might I’ve just aged like 40 years when it comes to how I like to watch the last few seasons 

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SIAP (not going to scroll back through the thread) but I like how one of the traditions of The University of Texas is ripping the heart out of Arizona State University.

 

6 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

You really think give a fuck about either of of you.  Haha. I’m just makng a comment on this thread. I give 2 fucks what you guys think

Yes, tell everyone a third time how much you don't care. It will definitely work the fourth time, though. 

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Definitely made mental note of that. Like he was trying to preserve clock. Terrible.

I think he forgot it was OT and thought it was end of regulation still.  that is the only explanation.

21 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

1. Bolden's plays were few but key. Guy continues to make plays in big moments.

OSU's punt returner fair caught a punt with no one within 5 yards of him and I thought WTF is that guy doing?

2 hours ago, JBJ said:

There was a call it was just the wrong one.

Yea really. Also tired of seeing online comments that the Taffe hit was a no call targeting and helped Texas. What about the hit on Bond? Let them play. 
 

And get Skatt off my feed. Every sports site is jocking his hobbit ass. Free yards on conversion, pushed off, lucky TD throw, suplexed into EZ by lineman, cry baby.  If anything the reds helped them stay in it and catch up. 

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean they had 510 yards or offense to our 375.

One team had to run 97 plays to get over 500 yards. The other had multiple possessions stolen on a punt return TD and an idiotic 1-play safety.

This game goes a whole lot deeper than total yardage. Both the good and the bad.

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Im not reading the whole game thread if it's been discussed, but look @immamac that drunk dumbass at the bar was so loud and wrong.
 

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So did Mohammed just not even see the pass on that halfback pass? He literally throws his hands up like he's confused and thinks the play is over or some shit.

15 minutes ago, Beer Horn said:

You really think give a fuck about either of of you.

 

Oh, for sure.

2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Palmer is one of the biggest d bags I have ever had the displeasure of listening to

Reminds me, that dense motherfucker had the gall to suggest one of our players should get called for targeting when skattebo lowered his head and launched helmet first at him. What an insufferable twat

26 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Worst of all time? Do we have definitive audio proving that Sark did not say, “Bert I’d really like you to hit the left goal post to make it more interesting …”

“Son, that last one faded right. You’re gonna wanna bring it to the left….way more than you think.  However much you’re tempted to bring it to the left….double that.  Now kick the fuck out of this ball and let’s get out of here and go to Applebees.”

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It really is amazing how we constantly shoot ourselves in the dicks to make these games close

roughing punter - FG

4th and 2 halfback pass - TD

2 missed very makeable FG's

shotgun from the 1 - safety

Ewers arm punt for no reason

Thank goodness Dillingham kept going for it early in the game.

 

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