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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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  • Al_4_ISU
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    That was the most entertaining game I’ve watched in years.  Obviously I wanted the Big 12 squad to prevail, but I think they did enough to prove we should be included which is really all I cared about

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OMG Sark, what are you doing.

Big Man play, got to love it.

And you know for a fact coming in that if they're down they will try anything. That is just terrible coaching. 

Only us. They’ve went for it 3 times and we still give off a fake punt. 
 

We obviously didn’t learn from the Georgia game 

Banks essentially mailed it in after realizing he wasn't gonna get a HC job anywhere else

After we already got burned by a fake punt....it happens again. Unbelievable. Every team watches our tape and sees how everyone turns their back and runs away.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Also their freshman punter is a better QB than Leavitt.

He’s a better QB than Quinn.

Just now, chemHORN said:

I don't care about his recruiting, Banks is costing us games.  He needs to go 

Can we fire him now?

 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

I don't care about his recruiting, Banks is costing us games.  He needs to go 

He's a fucking disgrace

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Jeff Banks is not having a good year 

Dude needs to be reassigned. 

Pole assassin’s monkey bit me. We should fire banks.

his recruiting can't be so awesome as to cover up for him being unable to do his basic job

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Are we ever prepared for a fake?

Apparently not

That's what happens when your coach is fucking strippers and playing with monkeys.

World class defense wasted by shit special teams and a finesse inconsistent offense led by a statue.  too bad

At this point, you have to believe every time someone’s special teams steps on the field, a fake has to be called. If nothing else, as a check with me. Because banks is fucking ass.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

hold to a FG and get a TD coming out of the half.

When have we ever scored a TD in the 3rd Quarter

The fuck is wrong with special teams coaching 

This monkey business on ST needs to stop.

Damn again, special teams is "special"

Unbelievable how they weren’t expecting that

Som a quick ASU score, half-time, and start the third with onside?

Ok this is on Sark.  A head coach says watch the fake, it’s the only thing that gives them the momentum. it’s happened twice. 

 And fuck Banks. Twice in this game.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I know Sarkisian likes outside zone better with this group but in this matchup we should be running more inside zone instead of little traps and counters when we want to run inside. Or old school man blocking. Letting them slant and move their way to disruption is their best chance to stop our running game.

You get it. Everyone acting like success is 7 yards a carry popping long runs. 

Success is hitting them over and over again up the gut at 3.5-4 yards a carry. Their depth will break in the 2nd half then the long runs come. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Skatt is talking a shit ton of shit on the field too

Yep he’s gonna get broken soon the guys are holding him up and setting him up for the kill shot. 

Our coaching staff (outside of defense) is far from championship level . Sarks weakness is situational football.

Would someone replace #18’s brain with something that works. My dog would have covered that better.

Can we please start watching for the fake punt, at least acknowledge that it’s always a possibility???

6 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

@Thatguy. We are in a bind next week, no matter the opponent 

We are in a bind this week.

We can't ever maintain momentum and it ain't our defense.

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Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Every fucking game we let teams stay in it.

EVERY FUCKING GAME. 

A big part of that is failure to finish drives in game’s they’re dominating

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