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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN

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    That was the most entertaining game I’ve watched in years.  Obviously I wanted the Big 12 squad to prevail, but I think they did enough to prove we should be included which is really all I cared about

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Carston Kieffer sounds like the name of every  banking intern I worked with.  

we should win this game by 50. it's incredible that we won't

I've always wondered if a ball bouncing thru the uprights would count.  Now I know.

Special team special clean up of special team mess 

AZSt: "It bounced over the bar on one hop... Doesn't that count?"

Banks celebrating bc he thinks he still has a job come next year after that block

I'm a bit surprised at how bad the running game has been so far.  There should be open receivers all over the middle of the field too, but not sure Ewers can hit them consistenly.

What a weak ass underwhelming offensive half 

Just now, ztejas said:

Is there a terrorist in Atlanta that can kill Jesse Palmer at half.

Vontae Davis (RIP) retires from football...at half time - Football - Surly  Horns

let's not forget that we get at least a FG if we didn't fall for that fake punt

Hey Sark

 

 

there is a solution to the pass game....

 

just saying.

 

pass game CAN be solved....you just gotta think outside the bench

Third quarters are our weakest so hopefully we don’t blow the lead in it so we can sit on the rest of the lead

These announcers....  We are at best 50/50 on special teams you idiots.

BAD: Completely biffing the blocked punt turned into running into kicker
GOOD: PR TD
BAD: Space cadet on fake punt
GOOD: Blocked FG

Maybe Banks' monkey will slap some sense into him at halftime.  Unacceptable at Texas and piss poor--not our standard

At the half, it’s looking like Leavitt was spot on with his shot at Ewers.

 

Also, if I’m the sideline reporter, I simply ask Sark “are you stubborn or stupid?”

We have less than 10 minutes of T.O.P. in a 30-minute half. Our offense is a legitimate problem and we are fortunate to open against Clemson and ASU in the playoffs. 56 yards of offense on our last 19 plays is beyond pathetic.

We need to be running from the pistol. They know which way we are running by alignment. They are doing the same thing Georgia did against our run game and we refuse to adjust. 

Special team special clean up of special team mess 

Don’t care. Banks is clearly not our standard.
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Banks good now?   

Because Burke is tall? 

Banks needs to take a paycut and beg for his job. And I'm not mad about the punt block call. I'm talking about the rest of it.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

fucking Banks is nails on special teams ain't he

Monkey see, monkey do?

this game should be 24-0 right now.  

get a TD coming out of the half please.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Good job Banks on the ST/ducks

2 great plays 2 shit plays 

Nice!  Not let’s get our fucking shit together for the rest of the game.  
 

The offense needs to step up and not shit the third quarter.  

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Banks good now?   

No.  If I'm the other team I run fake punt until he shows he will defend it

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An honest coach reaction to those worthless mid-game interviews?

Well-done. Nice job.

It's probably been discussed already, but every time they show Sark, he's calling plays, has the playsheet, etc. But when they show Dillingham, he's just standing there, with usually no headset on, no playsheet, etc.

2 minutes ago, naija said:

we should win this game by 50. it's incredible that we won't

That’s not our brand, lol. 

Just now, naija said:

we should win this game by 50. it's incredible that we won't

For the 11th game in a row, our quarterback whisperer, offensive genius of a coach is unable to correctly identify the best quarterback on the team or design an offensive gameplan that converts our overwhelming talent advantage into yards and points.

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