January 1Jan 1 Don’t like the announcer when your team sucks? That’s a shitty take.Tess is great. Hook em.
January 1Jan 1 21 minutes ago, McCroskey said: Don’t like the announcer when your team sucks? That’s a shitty take. Tess is great. Hook em. How about if I never like him?
January 1Jan 1 I started on the SEC Network for the Craig Way audio but the Skycast video is shit. So I switched back almost immediately. By the end of the 4th quarter though, the fellating of ASU was getting spit all over my TV and I went back to the SEC Network.
January 1Jan 1 He was definitely over the top for ASU. Probably has blue balls after that OT interception. Edited January 1Jan 1 by Newdoc
January 1Jan 1 Fuck Joe Tessitore and fuck Jesse Palmer too. They've ruined far too many college football game viewing experiences. They're every bit as bad as Galindo.
January 1Jan 1 Popular Post Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games. He makes games unwatchable.
January 1Jan 1 Easy. Put him and Galindo in the same booth and they won’t resist the urge to use each other’s cocks as pacifiers. Edited January 1Jan 1 by USNALonghorn
January 2Jan 2 1 hour ago, Macanudo said: Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games. He makes games unwatchable. The worst is working the Rose Bowl right now.
January 2Jan 2 Tessitore is an Aldi version of a poor man's Jim Ross Bygawd, that's the Undertakers music!!!
January 2Jan 2 1 hour ago, Macanudo said: Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games. He makes games unwatchable. this. everyone, even Fowler, has gone full on "Gus". tessitore is the worst though. I don't care if my team is winning or not.
January 2Jan 2 I saw whatever game Galindo called the other night and thought, “Man, he’s not nearly as bad as some of these A-announcers.” And I wasn’t really complimenting Galindo.
January 2Jan 2 25 minutes ago, chainsaw said: He's in the unlistenable Tim Brando tier. I expect Brando to suck. he's an idiot, senile and tries to be so relevant. Tessitore doesn't need to suck and really shouldn't. He's calling huge games on the network that basically owns sports broadcasting but he decides he needs to suck for some reason.
January 2Jan 2 I wish someone would jam a fucking ice pick in Tessitore’s ear for four hours, so he knows what it’s like listening to him call a game.
January 2Jan 2 Just now, Tex Pete said: I saw whatever game Galindo called the other night and thought, “Man, he’s not nearly as bad as some of these A-announcers.” And I wasn’t really complimenting Galindo. if he would just give up on the constant need for nicknames(and repeating them ad nauseum) and let the broadcast breathe a little he might be OK.
January 2Jan 2 Just now, dcar00 said: if he would just give up on the constant need for nicknames(and repeating them ad nauseum) and let the broadcast breathe a little he might be OK. LHN removed Galindo from the UT baseball broadcasts for a reason, also Gronk and Zeke were tired of him and his antics.
January 2Jan 2 4 minutes ago, dcar00 said: I expect Brando to suck. he's an idiot, senile and tries to be so relevant. Tessitore doesn't need to suck and really shouldn't. He's calling huge games on the network that basically owns sports broadcasting but he decides he needs to suck for some reason. He enjoys the taste.
January 2Jan 2 ESPN machine says there’s a 99.9% chance Tessitore is a gloryhole cuck. He’s likely fapping to a Scatterdoo replay as we speak. Edited January 2Jan 2 by El Squared
January 2Jan 2 him screaming sketteboooooooooo!!!!!!!!! every. single. time. he. touched. the. ball.....
January 2Jan 2 12 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said: LHN removed Galindo from the UT baseball broadcasts for a reason, also Gronk and Zeke were tired of him and his antics. •zonk
January 2Jan 2 Jesse Palmer questioning who the PI was against on the long pass to Skatterboo. Sweet Tiddy Fucking Petunia. What a simpleton fuckhead
January 2Jan 2 2 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Muted his stupid ass. I also muted Tessitore... he's terrible
January 2Jan 2 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: •zonk You are correct sir, seen to many of those USAA commercials during all those bowl games. Moreland is less annoying.
January 2Jan 2 Just now, NBHorn7 said: You are correct sir, seen to many of those USAA commercials during all those bowl games. Moreland is less annoying. too
January 2Jan 2 The Craig way is the only way. Pairing that with the tv is the only way I’ve watched this year.
January 2Jan 2 Tessitore is the most ESPN announcer on ESPN. He starts the broadcast with a storyline and no matter what happens in the game, he sticks to that storyline. I knew before the game started that he was going to talk about Skattebo all game. If Skattebo had gotten hurt in the first quarter, Galindo would spend the rest of the game asking, "How can Arizona St continue without their star running back, the heart and soul of their offense?" He just picks one thing to obsess over and never lets it go.
January 2Jan 2 I nerver thought I’d say there is an ESPN personality worse than Galindo, but both Palmer and Testiorre have that clown beat. I know he’s on Fox Sports, but our ol buddies Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman are an improvement.
January 2Jan 2 All these motherfuckers freaking out at every single routine pass completion like the game was just won in septuple overtime. Tirico does the same shit on SNF. Calm the fuck down and call the game like an adult.
January 2Jan 2 Tess is the perfect WWE announcer but a really brutal listen for 4 hours. He’s so over the top on every fucking play that it’s just draining. It’s like he studied Gus Johnson and instead of just getting occasionally excited decided that every play was the biggest thing to happen in sports history. Palmer is halfway decent but gets dragged down by association.
January 2Jan 2 4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said: I nerver thought I’d say there is an ESPN personality worse than Galindo, but both Palmer and Testiorre have that clown beat. I know he’s on Fox Sports, but our ol buddies Tim Brando and Spencer Tillman are an improvement.
January 2Jan 2 6 hours ago, Macanudo said: Tessitore is the worst announcer in CFB right now and that's saying something considering Gary Danielson is still calling games. He makes games unwatchable. Spencer and Brando still call games. They are and will be the worst until each is no longer allowed within 5 miles of a broadcast.
January 2Jan 2 2 minutes ago, bernorange said: Remind me again who the "face rape" guy was/is? Dave Lapham
January 2Jan 2 20 minutes ago, hook me said: instead of just getting occasionally excited decided that every play was the biggest thing to happen in sports history. casuals seem to love this
January 2Jan 2 5 minutes ago, bernorange said: Right. That guy sucked. Jack-hammer feet! That was his too. I actually appreciated his calls, because as annoying as he could be, he was always engaging and unbiased. But over the top for sure.
January 2Jan 2 41 minutes ago, bernorange said: I actually find Jesse Palmer to be pretty fair. He’s a fucking moron. Saying we should be called for targeting on a garden-variety run play with Skatman running the ball with his head down into the middle of the defense.
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