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You guys were worthy of a bye. Worthy of CFP. Great coach.

Skattebo may be the toughest dude to play CFB in the last ten years. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Respect from this Longhorn fan.

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  • Quagmire
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    Game almost killed me

  • Gucci_Suit
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    Leavitt had zero touchdowns and 1 pick. QE had 4 touchdowns. The mental gymnastics that you guys do to arrive at QE sucks is totally amazing. 

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1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

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Game almost killed me

I got one of those as well

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I mean….they’re ok.

We just sucked ass. Game shouldn’t have been close. That game was all about what we could not do, not what they did.

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Cam Scattebo was the best player on that field today. He’s legit. Respect.

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4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You guys were worthy of a bye. Worthy of CFP. Great coach.

Skattebo may be the toughest dude to play CFB in the last ten years. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Respect from this Longhorn fan.

Yup worst feeling win since the 2009 Big XII Championship vs Nebraska

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You guys were worthy of a bye. Worthy of CFP. Great coach.

Skattebo may be the toughest dude to play CFB in the last ten years. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Respect from this Longhorn fan.

Absofuckinglutely 

They played a hell of a game 

Yep, great game.

I will admit that AZ St was better than I thought.  And I don't want to play them again.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Cam Scattebo was the best player on that field today. He’s legit. Respect.

Yeah, I wanted to tool on that guy but he balled the fuck out. He was the only person really doing shit, and everyone knew it, and he still got yards. 

tipping derek jeter GIF

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yep, great game.

I will admit that AZ St was better than I thought.  And I don't want to play them again.

I really didn't want to play them. I bought in a little bit into the notion it could be a blowout, and early in the game I felt comfort. But these guys fought back and had several chances to make CFP history. As for us, we needed a wakeup call.

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They were good, but I am astounded we still don't seem to be ready for when a team is going to throw the kitchen sink at us because they know they are overmatched talent wise.  

Nah fuck those chirping bitches.  We got out coached, yeah.  Outplayed?  Don't think so.  We had as many big plays as they did.  I am surprised Southwest shut down #4 and we couldn't.  NFI how that can happen TBH.

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3 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Nah fuck those chirping bitches.  We got out coached, yeah.  Outplayed?  Don't think so.  We had as many big plays as they did.  I am surprised Southwest shut down #4 and we couldn't.  NFI how that can happen TBH.

they weren't really playing their best football yet, hadn't quite figured out their offense

5 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Nah fuck those chirping bitches.  We got out coached, yeah.  Outplayed?  Don't think so.  We had as many big plays as they did.  I am surprised Southwest shut down #4 and we couldn't.  NFI how that can happen TBH.

They "chirped" and backed it up

Eweres got out played. Special teams got outplayed. Running backs got outplayed

 

Fucking smoking dope kicker could have won the game in regulation

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Fucking kicker

Texas got outcoached.

Texas coaches are crawfishing motherfuckers.

Texas talent is fucking elite.

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Lol respect to asu for our team shitting the bed, again

 

for special teams still not being fixed, again

 

for quinn still not taking the next step, again

 

for muhammed and guillbeau still looking lost out there, again

 

for sark being extremely predictable on offense, again

 

for the OL still playing like bitches and getting loads and loads of dumbass penalties, again

 

for sark abandoning the running game in the second quarter, again

 

 

 

but sure, props to asu for hanging with us despite the fact we made zero adjustments over the past 10 days

40 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

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Game almost killed me

Nice wrist, what is that like 3cm circumference? You must have that watch on the tightest notch  

 

 

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Dillingham is a good coach with huge balls. May he stay away from the Axis of Evil who all desperately need coaching upgrades. 

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol respect to asu for our team shitting the bed, again

 

for special teams still not being fixed, again

 

for quinn still not taking the next step, again

 

for muhammed and guillbeau still looking lost out there, again

 

for sark being extremely predictable on offense, again

 

for the OL still playing like bitches and getting loads and loads of dumbass penalties, again

 

for sark abandoning the running game in the second quarter, again

 

 

 

but sure, props to asu for hanging with us despite the fact we made zero adjustments over the past 10 days

Look, we definitely did ourselves no favors. But Skattebo and Leavitt were both impressive players.

Just now, chainsaw said:

Look, we definitely did ourselves no favors. But Skattebo and Leavitt were both impressive players.

Hopefully Gunspoint put his food stamps on Texas to cover

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol respect to asu for our team shitting the bed, again

 

for special teams still not being fixed, again

 

for quinn still not taking the next step, again

 

for muhammed and guillbeau still looking lost out there, again

 

for sark being extremely predictable on offense, again

 

for the OL still playing like bitches and getting loads and loads of dumbass penalties, again

 

for sark abandoning the running game in the second quarter, again

 

 

 

but sure, props to asu for hanging with us despite the fact we made zero adjustments over the past 10 days

Bitch shut the fuck up.

42 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I mean….they’re ok.

We just sucked ass. Game shouldn’t have been close. That game was all about what we could not do, not what they did.

So you're saying Texas football 2024 is also Texas football in 2025.

QB is pretty damn good with his legs too. Props to ASU getting him in the portal with multiple years left to play.

I’m a fan of Kenny D and what he’s building there. HC isn’t even 35 yet. Go Sparky for their future years in the B12.

Hook’em!!!

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2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

QB is pretty damn good with his legs too. Props to ASU getting him in the portal with multiple years left to play.

I’m a fan of Kenny D and what he’s building there. HC isn’t even 35 yet. Go Sparky for their future years in the B12.

Hook’em!!!

I expect him to get moneywhipped soon. Hopefully not by OU

17 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Nice wrist, what is that like 3cm circumference? You must have that watch on the tightest notch  

 

 

wasn't expecting wrist-girth smack in this thread.

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Nice wrist, what is that like 3cm circumference? You must have that watch on the tightest notch  
 
 

These wrists work great when I’m ass fucking your mother
Just now, Quagmire said:


These wrists work great when I’m ass fucking your mother

damn.

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38 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

They "chirped" and backed it up

Eweres got out played. Special teams got outplayed. Running backs got outplayed

 

Fucking smoking dope kicker could have won the game in regulation

#4 played way better than I thought but credit their Oline for some of that.  Sideshow Bob needs to GTFO.  I can't believe he's made more FG than any Texas kicker ever.  He seems to miss every single one we need.  I thought he might miss the PAT in the first OT.

Hard disagree that Ewers got out played.  He won the fucking game for us with 3 throws in OT.  It should not have come to that, but it did, and he did.  

I completed half my degree at ASU. They’re a sleeping giant. Phoenix/Scottsdale/Tempe is behind them heavily. I wouldn’t be surprised if  they become a playoff regular. 

Yeah props for what? Texas shitting all over themselves and giving the game away as hard as they could and ASU not winning?

ASU dominated TOP and every other key metric pretty much and still couldn’t win when they had about 50 more plays on offense than we did. 

Also texas missing 2 game winning FGs.

they were whiny bitches all game and skattebo didn’t do anything until they had a 50 play advantage on our defense towards the latter half of the 3rd quarter.  

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Fuck Arizona State. 

This.. why are we congratulating à team we played on Longhorn board.

This is some aggie ass shit man.

Sure, there are a couple of ASU fans floating around here, send them a DM, but WTF is this thread and WHOTF is it intended to reach?

Sun Devil players? Sun Devil Fans?

This is a regarded thread. 


These wrists work great when I’m ass fucking your mother

You could have just mentioned you are right-handed Quagmire

Skattebo is juiced to the gills and was concussed. Acts like a douche but he played like a warrior. I’m getting too old for this shit. 

Agree. Great season. Great individual performances by Skat and the QB.

But, now they can

 

 

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1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

Yeah props for what? Texas shitting all over themselves and giving the game away as hard as they could and ASU not winning?

ASU dominated TOP and every other key metric pretty much and still couldn’t win when they had about 50 more plays on offense than we did. 

Also texas missing 2 game winning FGs.

they were whiny bitches all game and skattebo didn’t do anything until they had a 50 play advantage on our defense towards the latter half of the 3rd quarter.  

Outplaying us with inferior talent. Out coaching us with less resources. 

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dillingham is a good coach with huge balls. May he stay away from the Axis of Evil who all desperately need coaching upgrades. 

I have 100% confidence in aggy's institutional ability to overcome any coach's winning credentials. Let em fire Elk, pay three salaries, and still finish 8-4 with Dillingham. Do it.

17 minutes ago, Quagmire said:


These wrists work great when I’m ass fucking your mother

I appreciate your phrasing
 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I have 100% confidence in aggy's institutional ability to overcome any coach's winning credentials. Let em fire Elk, pay three salaries, and still finish 8-4 with Dillingham. Do it.

Yeah Dillingham shouldn’t leave for anything less than a blue blood. So that leaves OU. Not ideal, but I think they have some recruiting disadvantages in the modern era that will be difficult to overcome. 

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

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Game almost killed me

Anyone got Buzzbee’s number?  I’m smelling a class action lawsuit.  
 

Great game from ASU.  As frustrated as I am by our effort, they were outgunned and gave us everything we wanted a more.  Coming off 3-9 seasons, that’s amazing.  

49 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol respect to asu for our team shitting the bed, again

 

for special teams still not being fixed, again

 

for quinn still not taking the next step, again

 

for muhammed and guillbeau still looking lost out there, again

 

for sark being extremely predictable on offense, again

 

for the OL still playing like bitches and getting loads and loads of dumbass penalties, again

 

for sark abandoning the running game in the second quarter, again

 

 

 

but sure, props to asu for hanging with us despite the fact we made zero adjustments over the past 10 days

 

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