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yeah now he needs urgent medical care. vomiting on the sideline and seemingly concussed and they kept running him up the middle. 

i was torn between hating his trash ass and feeling bad about how he was being used

Dude is a fucking baller..much respect

That dude is destined for a very short career in football. He's willing to sacrifice his body in ways that most others are not, but he's not going to survive long at the next level dropping his head and trying to bulldoze everyone in sight. 

And yeah, I would put a lot of money on him playing whilst concussed based on what we saw and heard during the 2nd half. 

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I bet we could fucking score a TD in the 3rd qtr if we had him 

He’s destined for the same sad fate as Marion Barber

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That catch when he pwn3d Taafe was impressive. Far from “the best RB” in college football. 

I think he's the best player we've seen or will see.

Just now, msbesq said:

He’s destined for the same sad fate as Marion Barber

Beats Hernandez

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He had a lot of stats today, like most weeks. His coach relies on him heavily in all situations, producing those gaudy stats. He clearly gives it all, unlike many players. So, from that standpoint he deserves some accolades. 

But he’s also a bit of a jerk and seems to play up the limelight a lot, so I don’t find him likable at all. 

13 minutes ago, RichUT said:

That dude is destined for a very short career in football. He's willing to sacrifice his body in ways that most others are not, but he's not going to survive long at the next level dropping his head and trying to bulldoze everyone in sight. 

And yeah, I would put a lot of money on him playing whilst concussed based on what we saw and heard during the 2nd half. 

Was he really throwing up and shit on sideline I missed that entirely

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Was he really throwing up and shit on sideline I missed that entirely

The sideline reporter said he threw up multiple times.

Definitely headed for early CTE if he plays professional football. Dude puts it all out there. 

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6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He had a lot of stats today, like most weeks. His coach relies on him heavily in all situations, producing those gaudy stats. He clearly gives it all, unlike many players. So, from that standpoint he deserves some accolades. 

But he’s also a bit of a jerk and seems to play up the limelight a lot, so I don’t find him likable at all. 

Not saying he sucks but our defense was gassed.   He should have a pretty short stint on the nba and then we will see him rasslin with sgt slaughter in the wwe

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F that guy.  Acting like a cocky bitch when something went this way, then, scowling when something didn't.  In the first quarter he pushed one of his teammates after not converting a 3rd (or 4th) down.  He had 38 effing touches.  I think I'd get over 200 yards with 38 touches.

17 minutes ago, RichUT said:

That dude is destined for a very short career in football. He's willing to sacrifice his body in ways that most others are not, but he's not going to survive long at the next level dropping his head and trying to bulldoze everyone in sight. 

And yeah, I would put a lot of money on him playing whilst concussed based on what we saw and heard during the 2nd half. 

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He seemed to be shaking his head the whole time. Unless he got concussed early, he seemed to have weird energy on the sideline. I have never watched ASU but certainly based on the talk and the highlights I would have expected different vibes from him.

I’d say we fucked around a lot today but he played a great job.  Tough runner and did what he needed to, to at least have a chance.  

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He seems like he loves insane clown posse

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Definitely headed for early CTE if he plays professional football. Dude puts it all out there. 

We will see him in 10 years on one of those live cop shows when they respond to a domestic violence call at some trailer park in Tempe.

Bitch got used and abused but kept fighting. 

4 minutes ago, RichUT said:

The sideline reporter said he threw up multiple times.

I'd like to believe it was because he was out downing cold keystone lights and banging ASU coeds til 7 in the morning last night.

Dude said he was the best RB in the country. I don't remember him lifting the Doak?

Just now, Grande Mart said:

I'd like to believe it was because he was out downing cold keystone lights and banging ASU coeds til 7 in the morning last night.

Now I'm jealous 

5 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Might look good in blue

Yeah, the Cowboys could use another obnoxious personality to pair with Jerry.

Just now, nycHorn said:

He seemed to be shaking his head the whole time. Unless he got concussed early, he seemed to have weird energy on the sideline. I have never watched ASU but certainly based on the talk and the highlights I would have expected different vibes from him.

I was just about to post a similar thought. Kept shaking his head thru the game like a cartoon character trying to clear the cobwebs, just without the animated tiny birds circulating his noggin and piano tinkle sound effect. He won’t have a long career in football continuing as a human battering ram, but I suspect that’s the only way he knows how to play. Really glad I won’t have to watch anymore of him moving forward.

 

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His linemen should have cracked him right in the fucking nuts when he pushed away his arm trying to help him up. Just  another juice head douche that couldn’t cut it out at a big time school. Enjoy the concussion and ankle sprain, cocksucker. 

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I was just about to post a similar thought. Kept shaking his head thru the game like a cartoon character trying to clear the cobwebs, just without the animated tiny birds circulating his noggin and piano tinkle sound effect. He won’t have a long career in football continuing as a human battering ram, but I suspect that’s the only way he knows how to play. Really glad I won’t have to watch anymore of him moving forward.

 

He always does this, according to him.

I'll tip my cap.  We bottled him up pretty well for something like 30 yards on his first 10 carries, but he went battering ram mode after that.  Tough dude.

He’s done the head shaking all season during the game.  Seems like some kind of autism tick. 

Scrappy fuck…backed most of his shit up but he is a flash in the pan. No way he’ll last long the way he plays. Respect though…grudgingly for his heart and effort. He is a fighter.

To quote Coach Parseghian in “Rudy”, “I wish God would put Skattebo’s heart in some of our players bodies”

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I don’t think puking on the sidelines id always, some indication of superhuman effort. Probably happens a lot more than gets mentioned. 
 

The guy played his balls off and for that he gets a tip of the hat. But we won, so fuck him.

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4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

To quote Coach Parseghian in “Rudy”, “I wish God would put Skattebo’s heart in some of our players bodies”

Parseghan fucked up by playing a 6’5” white guy at running back

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