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3 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I don’t like puking on the sidelines as always, some indication of superhuman effort. Probably happens a lot more than gets mentioned. 
 

The guy played his balls off and for that he gets a tip of the hat. But we won, so fuck him.

I try not to be the "it's just a game" guy, but I wish there were big fines to programs and to coaches and to team physicians/medics who allow players to mask or downplay their injuries to get back into the game.

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18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

He seems like he loves insane clown posse

That explains him screaming about magnets and how they work or some shit.

Sign that mofo up with nil. Fuck it all.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That explains him screaming about magnets and how they work or some shit.

And his NIL deal with Faygo.

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4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

He a lil mike alstott. Props

 

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plus his td pass was poorly thrown with Muhammed fucking up, his long catch was as OPI, and the one td where his lineman suplexed him over the goal line- I don’t think that legal either. 

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He looks like domestic violence distilled into human form. Bye bitch. 

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

He looks just like his dad, whose tatted-up dumbass is very representative of the ASU fan base. His son can play college ball really well, though.  Not sure he’ll translate to NFL. 

He could fuck up a CFL bracket though

13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

He a lil mike alstott. Props

 

He proceeded to faux puke after 

1 hour ago, RichUT said:

The sideline reporter said he threw up multiple times.

I do that and no one gives my cred

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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He's a sixth or seventh round draft pick that will struggle to get off the practice squad.  That whole "hard to get down" shit will evaporate once he's staring down NFL caliber defenses.  

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I think he's the best player we've seen or will see.

 

Ohio state WRs would like to have a word 

3 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

He's a sixth or seventh round draft pick that will struggle to get off the practice squad.  That whole "hard to get down" shit will evaporate once he's staring down NFL caliber defenses.  

This. Our last year’s run D would’ve stuffed him. This year’s run D had to lose TOP by 15 minutes for him to look good.

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1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

This. Our last year’s run D would’ve stuffed him. This year’s run D had to lose TOP by 15 minutes for him to look good.

Yes our guy was gasses and that last td his guy suplexed him in. Hats off to the kid.  Ok.  Still a trash talker who plays to the camera.  He is not going to be an every down player in the nfl and again maybe he’s better off in the wwe

6 minutes ago, troph said:

Ohio state WRs would like to have a word 

I stand by what I've said. We've beat Michigan they did not.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I was just about to post a similar thought. Kept shaking his head thru the game like a cartoon character trying to clear the cobwebs, just without the animated tiny birds circulating his noggin and piano tinkle sound effect. He won’t have a long career in football continuing as a human battering ram, but I suspect that’s the only way he knows how to play. Really glad I won’t have to watch anymore of him moving forward.

 

He’s done that all season

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

He had a lot of stats today, like most weeks. His coach relies on him heavily in all situations, producing those gaudy stats. He clearly gives it all, unlike many players. So, from that standpoint he deserves some accolades. 

But he’s also a bit of a jerk and seems to play up the limelight a lot, so I don’t find him likable at all. 

Dude.  He's an absolute high intensity beast.  VY played up the limelight.  When you produce, you've earned it.

That kid has all of my respect, as does the ASU QB.  A player who will not quit is a huge lift for a team, and those guys have it in spades.

28 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I do that and no one gives my cred

Yep, when I puke multiple times, all I get is "okay Mr. Atomheatbevo, I'm not going to give you a ticket, just a warning, but you should probably go see a doctor" or somebody screaming "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE BATHROOM, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO THROW UP ON MY DESK?" or "WAIT DID YOU THROW UP TO DISTRACT ME? WHERE'S YOUR KID AT, WHY IS THE CASH REGISTER EMPTY HEY WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

31 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I do that and no one gives my cred

They said sideline, not after sex.

Every one of us would kill and love to have a player like him on our team. 

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35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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I don't get this.  I'll admit, the guy is tough as nails, and he ended with impressive stats, but can we stop with the "you can't bring the guy down" B.S.?  How many times was he stuffed on 3rd or 4th and short?  Seems like it happened quite a lot in the first 3 quarters.  He did his damage after the 'Horns D was pretty gassed after playing what seemed like 14 minutes of the 3rd.

That guy played great. Nothing but respect from me.

 

now, the cunt (#44) who tried to injure Helm late? Fuck him 

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I think he's the best player we've seen or will see.

 

That dude on Georgia dl. Plays like our Simmons. 
 

he was wrecking our shit 

Tessitore creaming himself on skatteboos last TD while ignoring that it was just because his lineman literally picked him up and put him in the end zone was annoying. And I still can’t figure out what the fuck Muhammad was doing on his TD pass

If I got to choose between him or his QB to play against I would choose him.

He cried like a bitch at the end.

Skatte Boo Hoo [emoji22]!

Good player but he’s a cocky bitch. Didn’t care for him.
4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Tessitore creaming himself on skatteboos last TD while ignoring that it was just because his lineman literally picked him up and put him in the end zone was annoying. And I still can’t figure out what the fuck Muhammad was doing on his TD pass

I really don't feel like trying to find this in the game thread but shouldn't that have been a flag on the Olineman?  I thought you couldn't drag or pull like that.

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

I really don't feel like trying to find this in the game thread but shouldn't that have been a flag on the Olineman?  I thought you couldn't drag or pull like that.

Nope it's legal now for a while, just like the scrums that push a rusher forward, both are legal these days.

6 minutes ago, TxTower said:


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Good player but he’s a cocky bitch. Didn’t care for him.

Put him in burnt orange and you’d cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. 

16 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I don't get this.  I'll admit, the guy is tough as nails, and he ended with impressive stats, but can we stop with the "you can't bring the guy down" B.S.?  How many times was he stuffed on 3rd or 4th and short?  Seems like it happened quite a lot in the first 3 quarters.  He did his damage after the 'Horns D was pretty gassed after playing what seemed like 14 minutes of the 3rd.

This. We contained him pretty well in the first half. He did better in the second, but he was completely gassed halfway through the third quarter. He could only stay in for two plays at a time. Did he forget to do any conditioning for the last six weeks or what?

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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he will retire after 3 games because of concussions, not including the one he had tonight.

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Tessitore creaming himself on skatteboos last TD while ignoring that it was just because his lineman literally picked him up and put him in the end zone was annoying. And I still can’t figure out what the fuck Muhammad was doing on his TD pass

blaming everyone else

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I think he's the best player we've seen or will see.

 

We'll be facing the best WR corps in the country (by a long shot) against Ohio State.  

Howard isn't electric, but he's boringly good and if he has time, he will distribute the ball to their stud WRs.  

We don't match up well against OSU.  It will be a hell of a win if we can pull it off.

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My wife texted “that Skattebo guy is a real douche.” I stand by her assessment. 

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Put him in burnt orange and you’d cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. 

He’s a camera mugging fuckstick. Hard pass.fdbb2daaeca7e7dd2b0dde5bb791cc61.jpg
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Just now, TxTower said:


He’s a camera mugging fuckstick. Hard pass.fdbb2daaeca7e7dd2b0dde5bb791cc61.jpg

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51 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I don't get this.  I'll admit, the guy is tough as nails, and he ended with impressive stats, but can we stop with the "you can't bring the guy down" B.S.?  How many times was he stuffed on 3rd or 4th and short?  Seems like it happened quite a lot in the first 3 quarters.  He did his damage after the 'Horns D was pretty gassed after playing what seemed like 14 minutes of the 3rd.

you and me both. if I'm an NFL team, I'm not seeing high draft (first two rounds) pick, starter sort of guy

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He was a skatterbo, we said see you latter boi

Should've picked his limpwristed bullshit off, he committed OPI on his big catch, and if our offense plays competent ball and puts drives together or doesn't throw picks on 2nd & 4 while we're trying to kill clock, he doesn't get 18 touches in the second half.

HOWEVER


Our fuck ups allowed him an opportunity to turn his mediocre day into an epic day, so props to him for converting that opportunity. He's a bit of a badass, props to that dude. Epic day for him.

 

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2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

He a lil mike alstott. Props

 

wait... how short is Skattebo?

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