January 2Jan 2 If y'all are this salty after we've won, it would have been unimaginable had 4th and 13 failed.Welcome to Surly, sir.
January 2Jan 2 20 minutes ago, chainsaw said: There are a ton of teams ASU beat because of big plays that "should have never happened." The dude got 5th in Heisman voting for a reason. He was too busy vomiting to finish 4th?
January 2Jan 2 4 minutes ago, Deej said: He was too busy vomiting to finish 4th? He finished ahead of anyone else we've played against, or will play against.
January 2Jan 2 4 hours ago, Goredho said: Yeah, he almost single handedly pushed our shit in VY style from the RB position. Dude is a fierce competitor with a Spartan mentality. We would run the SEC and the CFP if we had fractionally more of his attitude in our offensive huddle. So no hate from me after that game. Just envy. Yeah lots of shit talking by bunch of pecker heads. I'd gladly take him on my team. No harm if giving him his due respect.
January 2Jan 2 Just now, chainsaw said: He finished ahead of anyone else we've played against, or will play against. Thank for the update, Mrs. Skattebo.
January 2Jan 2 It's good to have some personality in football, even if the player is a douchebag. Lighten up.
January 2Jan 2 1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said: It's good to have some personality in football, even if the player is a douchebag. Lighten up. Agreed... the clowning directly in front of the camera in the 4th was a bit much... but the dude earned it. That guy balled out, talked shit, and backed it up in the end.
January 2Jan 2 12 minutes ago, DreadHead said: Agreed... the clowning directly in front of the camera in the 4th was a bit much... but the dude earned it. That was fucking weird and hilarious. Has anyone tried to lip read what he was saying?
January 2Jan 2 I’m happy he won offensive MVP. It will be his inspiration for a great face tattoo, and more critically serve as a reminder once the CTE makes his memories a slurry of colors and pain.
January 2Jan 2 Author 16 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: That was fucking weird and hilarious. Has anyone tried to lip read what he was saying? He said “I’m Cam Skateboo???”
January 2Jan 2 Lots of posters in this thread need “I’m Gay for Cam” t-shirts (nttawwt). Jesus. Dude had a nothing more than a decent game and needed an absurd amount of touches to make an impact.
January 2Jan 2 4 hours ago, closetojumping said: I’m not trying to name 20 and didn’t make the comment, but the notion that Texas didn’t play numerous guys more talented than that roided up dwarf is just silly. Michigan - Johnson, Grant and Graham are probable top 40 picks Georgia - Mykel Williams, Jalon Walker, and Malaki Starks are all top two round prospects. Kentucky - The DT is highly graded. ATM - Turner, Stewart and Scourton are all highly graded. Clemson - Woods, Parker, and Carter are all highly graded guys. That’s 13 guys without much thought. If you want just offense, there are plenty of middle round grade guys that will go ahead of Skattebo. Loveland, Briningstool, Etienne, and Beck come immediately to mind. The guy had grit and heart and played well once the Texas defense was worn down, but he’s not some uber-talented star the likes of which we’ve never seen. As it stands, Texas will face 5 guys with more talent and higher NFL projections against OSU on offense next Friday. Jackson, Judkins, Henderson, Smith and Egbuka. Hell, maybe Tate as well. You're speaking about professional potential. The question wasn't name 20 more guys with more potential talent or better at the next level. It was 20 guys better, as in currently, at this level. He was 5th in the Heisman voting for a reason. I agree he's not going in the first round with the current valuation of RBs and the absurd depth the position will have in the 2025 draft; he probably doesn't go in the top 3 rounds. However, the guy played exceptionally hard and well vs a defense set up to stop him and only got better as the game went on. He may be roided up dwarf or he may not be set up for professional success, but he was awfully good yesterday and has the bowl MVP trophy to bolster this claim. Yes, he was a whiny fuck, but doesn't diminish the effort.
January 2Jan 2 3 minutes ago, Helobious said: Lots of posters in this thread need “I’m Gay for Cam” t-shirts (nttawwt). Jesus. Dude had a nothing more than a decent game and needed an absurd amount of touches to make an impact. I know it's a bit, but for fuck's sake. "Decent"? 30/143 rushing, 4.8 ypc, 2 TDs 8/90 receiving, 12.4 ypc, 0 TDs 1/42 passing, 42 ypa, 1 TD Just shut up.
January 2Jan 2 12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: He played hard. Whined. Got the MVP. Fuck him, he ain't playing next weekend. Yep. At the end of the day, he will end up being a trivia side note taking up a minute or two in a future ESPN 30-for-30 on Arch’s collegiate career or more likely on UT’s 2024-2027 National Championships and they will probably interview him, and he’ll be drooling all over himself talking about how ASU almost derailed the start of UT’s string of championships, or they will be talking about the string of concussions that led to his demise, and how it was evident in this game that there was something wrong with him. Or he’ll be featured in a 30-for-30 about concussions, or a 30-for-30 about the lawsuits against the NCAA for implementing a height requirement of 5-foot-6 or taller. Edited January 2Jan 2 by atomheartbevo
January 2Jan 2 White trash Tebow is a pretty good description of him. He's a white guy who is hard to tackle, therefore the media loves him. Edited January 2Jan 2 by kevwun
January 2Jan 2 4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: he probably doesn't go in the top 3 rounds. However, the guy played exceptionally hard and well vs a defense set up to stop him and only got better as the game went on. He may be roided up dwarf or he may not be set up for professional success, but he was awfully good yesterday and has the bowl MVP trophy to bolster this claim. He gave off a lot of red flags for concussions - any scouts are going to want to scour his medical records. I will be impressed if he goes in the fourth round.
January 2Jan 2 15 minutes ago, Helobious said: Lots of posters in this thread need “I’m Gay for Cam” t-shirts (nttawwt). Jesus. Dude had a nothing more than a decent game and needed an absurd amount of touches to make an impact. The old adage of being thought a fool and then opening mouth and removing all doubt. Texas fan calling anyone else arrogant is rich too.
January 2Jan 2 1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said: He gave off a lot of red flags for concussions - any scouts are going to want to scour his medical records. I will be impressed if he goes in the fourth round. I wouldn't be surprised if he runs pretty meh and the whole putting his helmet as far down to the ground as he can will need to be coached out of him..... I'm sort of with you. 4th would be someone reaching on his college production because I don't think he'll test exceptionally. 5-6th round would have been my guess and some of that is because we're in an exceptionally deep RB class, but I think he could be a weapon as a RB2 in a committee because he does a lot of things well. Swiss army knife type of guy. We're going to get a look at what a 2nd day RB looks like next game in Henderson and possibly Judkins. I think we see both go before any RB we've played against this year, so they may have the most professional potential we see this year.
January 2Jan 2 21 hours ago, Dbeasy said: He had a lot of stats today, like most weeks. His coach relies on him heavily in all situations, producing those gaudy stats. He clearly gives it all, unlike many players. So, from that standpoint he deserves some accolades. But he’s also a bit of a jerk and seems to play up the limelight a lot, so I don’t find him likable at all. Bro, it's entertainment. He's entertaining. I hope he gets to the league and goes f'n nuts.
January 2Jan 2 2 hours ago, 52-80 said: The article says “all elements must be confirmed”. The element that WR was defenseless was satisfied. The one where the tacklers ‘purpose’ was to make contact with the helmet was not. Helmet was incidental contact during a bonafide tackle. (Probably why they call it a targeting penalty and not a helmet penalty) Agree with the ruling but I’m simply stating the rules are separate. The crown of the helmet doesn’t have to be an element if the player is considered defenseless.
January 2Jan 2 2 hours ago, Deej said: He was too busy vomiting to finish 4th? He was looking for the thief that stole his Lucky Charms. Or too busy hanging out in Indiana
January 2Jan 2 59 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: I wouldn't be surprised if he runs pretty meh and the whole putting his helmet as far down to the ground as he can will need to be coached out of him..... I'm sort of with you. 4th would be someone reaching on his college production because I don't think he'll test exceptionally. 5-6th round would have been my guess and some of that is because we're in an exceptionally deep RB class, but I think he could be a weapon as a RB2 in a committee because he does a lot of things well. Swiss army knife type of guy. We're going to get a look at what a 2nd day RB looks like next game in Henderson and possibly Judkins. I think we see both go before any RB we've played against this year, so they may have the most professional potential we see this year. His best physical attribute may be his ability to stay on his feet long enough for his o-line to show up and push him 5 yards down the field in a 5 on 3 scrum.
January 2Jan 2 Jeff Ward just declared that Scattebo is unquestionably a 1st round pick & that his NFL comp is Saquon Barkley. Puff puff pass, Jeff.
January 2Jan 2 1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: Jeff Ward just declared that Scattebo is unquestionably a 1st round pick & that his NFL comp is Saquon Barkley. Puff puff pass, Jeff. Well, when you look across the desk every day at the physical specimen that is Ed Clements, Scattebo probably does look like Saquon.
January 2Jan 2 Popular Post 6 hours ago, horn4life said: For me nothing but a big tip of the hat to Scatteboo. You have to admire his dragging himself up to this level of play. Do I think it was stupid to say he was the best back in the country before the game? Same for Levitt, in that it is ALWAYS stupid to talk smack about your opponents before a game. Because there is plenty of time after the game to do the same thing! Show you are better on the field! I think it is honestly hard to say that Levitt did not outperform Ewers. Hell, he would have scored on about 4 runs if we was the UT QB the way the Arizona defense was ignoring Ewers as a threat with his legs. But back to Scatteboo, that mofo left every bit of what he had on the field. Kid showed his toughness, and if Duece Vaughn has a spot on Sundays certainly some team will take a chance on Scatteboo. It was the most disconcerting feeling, watching this young man kick ass, as I lost respect for Sark in not reacting to the defense ignoring Ewers as any sort of running threat. Could have called a naked boot at least. That opened the door for Scatteboo to have a fantastic second half against the good guys. Kid is arrogant, but what badass kid isn't to some degree? But even as disaster loomed closer and closer, and the choosing of Longhorn scapegoats was beginning, I could not keep shaking my head in amazement, and he got pounded relentlessly by our defense and kept going as long as his body could. Good example to any athlete of truly giving it your all. I think Taaffe's comment that the guy veers to deliver the blow, and later having Scatteboo do exactly that says an awful lot about this guy. I personally am gonna root for him going forward. And hope to see his cocky little bowling ball ass in the NFL Oh for fucks sake, Leavitt did NOT outplay QE.
January 2Jan 2 54 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: His best physical attribute may be his ability to stay on his feet long enough for his o-line to show up and push him 5 yards down the field in a 5 on 3 scrum. Ha. Hey, sometimes I wish we had someone on our squad with this attribute..... Reminds me sort of Joe Morris. Or who was that little fucker, muscle hamster. Maybe like a Doug Martin? Edited January 2Jan 2 by Patrick Bateman
January 2Jan 2 5 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said: The folks denigrating Skattebo probably sleep with Bevo dolls and never remove their The guy was a beast … In all seriousness, he's all heart. I still don't think he would have been as effective if ASU didn't have almost triple the amount of plays from scrimmage as Texas going into the third. They shut him down almost entirely when they had lungs. But Texas has shut down a lot of great runnng backs in the last two years. I watched Skattebo in their press conference and he's smart and all class -- a reflection of their coach. They're a tough-minded and very likeable group. Edited January 2Jan 2 by Chooky
January 3Jan 3 20 hours ago, Droopy said: Sounds like the same thing people said about the midget, but he’s still going strong. Hard to say how he’ll do because it will depend on the team that drafts him but I can see him doing well enough to stay in for 4 years or so. Anything is possible, I suppose. Dude is small and slow. Doesn't have much wiggle to his game either like a bunch of good big backs do a la Jerome Bettis. If he does see the field, you're right, he doesn't have a long shelf life.
January 3Jan 3 30 minutes ago, Chooky said: I watched Skattebo in their press conference and he's smart and all class -- a reflection of their coach. They're a tough-minded and very likeable group. Yeah, that's a no from me dawg. Not likeable at all. They are constantly trying to convince people they are good with words instead of letting their play do the talking. Reminds me of the guys at work that are constantly trying to show people how smart they are. Fucking hate those guys.
January 3Jan 3 9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Well he's a roided up man How do you know this? More than one person thought I was on roids in high school and while attending Texas. Never did any of that stuff. Just moved iron and ate like I do --- that would mean lots.
January 3Jan 3 29 minutes ago, NAVY said: Y’all are nuts if you don’t want this absolute unit on your favorite NFL team. Well, my favorite team is the Cowboys, and after all his asshatery and sideline antics yesterday, I actually do wish that on him. Edited January 3Jan 3 by Keef
January 3Jan 3 34 minutes ago, NAVY said: Y’all are nuts if you don’t want this absolute unit on your favorite NFL team. Well shit, I haven’t even seen his unit.
January 3Jan 3 46 minutes ago, NAVY said: Y’all are nuts if you don’t want this absolute unit on your favorite NFL team. in what role?
January 3Jan 3 1 hour ago, NAVY said: Y’all are nuts if you don’t want this absolute unit on your favorite NFL team. My favorite NFL team is and will always be the Houston Oilers.
January 3Jan 3 40 minutes ago, naija said: in what role? That's the real question. I presume his goal is a simple one that many players share, which is to make an NFL team roster in any capacity. That should help him some, but his measurables will limit him with NFL programs in a way didn't with his ASU coaching staff. If he goes undrafted? it's an easy decision by AZ to sign him as a UFA. Being a fan favorite that helps sell tix and create positive buzz can also be a role.
January 3Jan 3 2 hours ago, sith_horn said: How do you know this? More than one person thought I was on roids in high school and while attending Texas. Never did any of that stuff. Just moved iron and ate like I do --- that would mean lots. He is a 215lb starting running back in D1. There is about a 99% chance he takes PEDs.
January 3Jan 3 Author 4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: He's far more like a slightly shorter Sam Ehlinger than he is Saquon Barkley. He is not twitchy or athletic like saquon. Just a bowling ball that likes contact and is hard to get your hands on
January 3Jan 3 6 hours ago, Slacks said: Bro, it's entertainment. He's entertaining. I hope he gets to the league and goes f'n nuts. Some people find professional wrestling and the entire sideshow that goes with it to be entertaining. I find it moronic, just like I find Skattebo moronic.
January 3Jan 3 8 hours ago, Quagmire said: Dude plays up the camera like a slut plays up her only fans page on Reddit That's about my only problem w/ him. He's a Kelen Winslow attention whore. Play the game, you don't have to give some Shakespearian performance every time you need a fucking break. He's a hell of a fuckin' player, though. I don't give a shit what he does in the pros. He came out and gave Texas his best shot. He fell short but the fucker did some serious damage.
January 3Jan 3 In retrospect, it was kinda funny that he did that archer imitation celebration like he was a sharpshooter after throwing that pass that was only good because it was so bad and off target that it ended up being easier for their receiver to adjust to than our defender.
January 3Jan 3 6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I know it's a bit, but for fuck's sake. "Decent"? 30/143 rushing, 4.8 ypc, 2 TDs 8/90 receiving, 12.4 ypc, 0 TDs 1/42 passing, 42 ypa, 1 TD Just shut up. His real impact was due to the 97 plays, bad Texas offense going 3-out, and bonus spots. He was most effective late in the game when the defense had been getting tired. He made the pass, but one TD was straight BS. He did his job though and was solid but it wasn't like he was Lendale White ripping off 6.2 ypc against our not worn out national champions defense and only getting stuffed once (IIRC). Edited January 3Jan 3 by Nivek
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