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2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Sick of him

Wut ?
Guy is a fucking badass stud and if you don’t like watching him play you should probably stop watching football.

Reminds me of Steve Worster a little bit.

Fucking awesome watching him play.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Worked out like one of the ‘____ QB seems like he sucks’ threads.  He sucks.  OU sucks.  
But seems to be working out for the guy.  I’m serious when I say I hope he enjoys every play and makes plenty of loot, because he is definitely going to be CTE central in retirement. 
  

Going to be? 

I like watching him play. Glad we made him vomit and sent him home last year

27 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I like watching him play. Glad we made him vomit and sent him home last year

🤘

He is really fun to watch and will the first player to show signs of CTE from his draft class.

But he will be a prince of NYC for the next season or two.

 

He's like a battering ram. At least he's learned to quit lowering his head as he tries to run through people. That'll fuck your neck up.

3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

No way that guy has an IQ over 85.

So…….. a possible run for congress  representing New York when his playing days are over. 
Then who knows……..President Skatteboo perhaps?


 

8 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

So…….. a possible run for congress  representing New York when his playing days are over. 
Then who knows……..President Skatteboo perhaps?


 

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3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

No way that guy has an IQ over 85.

So…. Just like 98% of college football players?

Some a Y'all woulda hated Earl.

My point is more about a 5'10" dude going at about 225 taking on guys who are 6'5", 260 with a running start in pass pro; and some folks seem bewildered he doesn't talk like he's getting ready for a UIL prose competition.

Yeah, his mindset, by the very foundation, is gonna be a little off.

59 minutes ago, Iceman said:

My point is more about a 5'10" dude going at about 225 taking on guys who are 6'5", 260 with a running start in pass pro; and some folks seem bewildered he doesn't talk like he's getting ready for a UIL prose competition.

Yeah, his mindset, by the very foundation, is gonna be a little off.

“Being a 5’6” dude…”

FIFY

(slim possibility that he is 5’6.5” to 5’7”)

PS- His combine height was 5’9.5”, but he must have been on the same traction machine that Kyler Murray used, because…

”AIN’T NO WAY THAT THAT BOY IS 5’9.5”!”

Edited by Napoleon

He Loves playing football more than anything period. Ran repeatedly into telephone poles as a kid to get “contact.” He has more finesse than most people give him credit for—not just a bowling ball, although he is that. It’s more than just angry running. He is a short yard specialist. 
 

His running mentality seems to be: they can’t tackle me if I truck them. I loved watching the tush push Eagles have no answer for him. 
 

So for him, the future Consequences of  punishing his body right now be damned. Fuck it. He’s playing like there is not a tomorrow. Or a next year. Lay it all out on the table now.
 

He’d rather run with the gods for two or three years. 

I’m a fan. Enjoy it while it lasts though. That level of physicality at RB has maybe a 5 year shelf life. Hope he at least gets to a big second contract.

Looking at our fragile RBs, I fucking wish we had a monster like him to bail the offense out and take some pressure off of Arch this season.

Skat's performance against us last year is one of the best individual performances I have seen in college football. Dude leaves it all on the field, and scrapped his way up to FBS from Sacramento State. Crazy to think that in the era of 7th graders being scouted and offered, eight-figure NIL deals, and megaconferences, you can still have Rudy-type stories where a dude is just too persistent to be denied. Now he's producing in the NFL. How can you not love that?

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Skat's performance against us last year is one of the best individual performances I have seen in college football. Dude leaves it all on the field, and scrapped his way up to FBS from Sacramento State. Crazy to think that in the era of 7th graders being scouted and offered, eight-figure NIL deals, and megaconferences, you can still have Rudy-type stories where a dude is just too persistent to be denied. Now he's producing in the NFL. How can you not love that?

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my fantasy football opponent this week has Scat starting against me, so I'm not a fan

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

my fantasy football opponent this week has Scat starting against me, so I'm not a fan

He might not have a similar game. Or even close. Just trying to make you feel better. I don’t know shit about Denver’s run D this year. (My reading comprehension sucks…was thinking ahead to next week.)
 

I will say I will take ten guys with his heart and passion and spark and evenly disperse them on our coaching staff, offense and defense. He ignites something. Watching him and Dart joke around like they were long lost brothers who just found each other 5 weeks ago is awesome. I love seeing passion. I don’t care for the Giants but that was the most fun I’ve had watching any football game CFB or NFL all season. Something about energy and pure love for the game  between Dart and Skattebo was contagious. Even if it doesn’t last. That was fucking fun. 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He might not have a similar game. Or even close. Just trying to make you feel better. I don’t know shit about Denver’s run D this year. 
 

I will say I will take ten guys with his heart and passion and spark and evenly disperse them on our coaching staff, offense and defense. He ignites something. Watching him and Dart joke around like they were long lost brothers who just found each other 5 weeks ago is awesome. I love seeing passion. I don’t care for the Giants but that was the most fun I’ve had watching any football game CFB or NFL all season. Something about energy and pure love for the game  between Dart and Skattebo was contagious. Even if it doesn’t last. That was fucking fun. 

Great post.

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

my fantasy football opponent this week has Scat starting against me, so I'm not a fan

No one cares about your fantasy football team.  

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

No one cares about your fantasy football team.  

No Shit...... everyone wants to hear about MY fantasy team

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

my fantasy football opponent this week has Scat starting against me, so I'm not a fan

Me too... Of fuckin' course.

47 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He might not have a similar game. Or even close. Just trying to make you feel better. I don’t know shit about Denver’s run D this year. 
 

I will say I will take ten guys with his heart and passion and spark and evenly disperse them on our coaching staff, offense and defense. He ignites something. Watching him and Dart joke around like they were long lost brothers who just found each other 5 weeks ago is awesome. I love seeing passion. I don’t care for the Giants but that was the most fun I’ve had watching any football game CFB or NFL all season. Something about energy and pure love for the game  between Dart and Skattebo was contagious. Even if it doesn’t last. That was fucking fun. 

I believe he meant this current week, as in yesterday's 3 TD performance. That's what I meant, at least. Already 29 points in the hole going into Sunday.

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He's like a Lil' Earl.

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

my fantasy football opponent this week has Scat starting against me, so I'm not a fan

 

18 minutes ago, Nivek said:

No one cares about your fantasy football team.  

 

In a friend's fantasy league, they are razzing a guy like crazy since he benched SKAT this week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

54 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I will say I will take ten guys

Go on...

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's like a Lil' Earl.

Yeah. People were saying last night he plays the position like a 1970’s full back who is really a line backer.

if people want to watch and have NFL Network they are replaying the game 2-5 pm CST. The second half is pure joy. I wish I could bottle that and save it. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Go on...

Beat me by 3 min

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

He's the guy NYC has been yearning for since Lenny Dykstra rode off into the sunset.

I hope he fares better later in life  than “Nails.”  

6 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I hope he fares better later in life  than “Nails.”  

Lands on his feet every so often.

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Dykstra also revealed that he is a gigolo for elderly women.

 

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Lands on his feet every so often.

 

Then promptly trips over a tit on the floor.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Go on...

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Beat me by 3 min

😂🤣😂

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He's living his best life right now. Clearly loves football and probably a great teammate. 

NFC East hasn't had to contend with a good NYG in like 18 years, would be interesting to see if he can string some of these games together and have a good season and career, if so, NYG might have won the 2025 draft with Dart and Skatteboo.

Marion Barber redux. With probably the same sad ending.

I thought of Barber earlier, but he was bigger.  He managed 5 seasons before it really caught up to him.

9 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

He's living his best life right now. Clearly loves football and probably a great teammate. 

NFC East hasn't had to contend with a good NYG in like 18 years, would be interesting to see if he can string some of these games together and have a good season and career, if so, NYG might have won the 2025 draft with Dart and Skatteboo.

Yeah that would be something. I’d watch them the rest of the year if they can pull off what they did last night. That was so much fun. 
 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If you don’t like watching this kid play then I question if you like football at all. 

He reminded me last night of why I love football. Sports movies. That whole one guy who just is so fucking honored to be there and has the skills to back it up.  Pure joy to watch. The second half of that game it’s like his whole energy infected the entire team. He laid it all out there and drug the rest of the team to that same place. Inspiring to watch. Hope they can repeat. This is a story we all kinda need. To be transported to a place of pure joy is something else. 

I reluctantly drafted him in my fantasy league as the best player available at the time, and his three TDs last night as my No. 2 back was nice.  But I don't have a boner for the guy like a lot of folks on this thread.

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