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Let these fuckers get all high and mighty. Blowout against Tenn. Blowout against UO. Points galore. Just 4 Men stock up 300%. Catalytic converter theives across Ohio rejoicing. Chinese LeBron James jersey sales through the roof.

I hear the Cavs are nice this season. Donovan Mitchell has a nice step-back.

Hey Ohio - shut the fuck up.

No one asked.

All I know is these cats better be ready. This Texas D is full of a bunch of demon spawn, pipe-hittin bitches that exist solely to eat the souls of whoever lines up across from them. 

Let's go Day! Makin a run are ya? How you feelin? Michigan was too spicy for ya? Damn. That's crazy. Havin a nice day in sunny Pasadena, though? You like that nice little back to back against Northwestern and Purdue earlier this season? 

Good. Bring that energy.

Bring that shit-ass, half-assed, midwestern energy. 

It's okay that you lost your most important game. It's okay. 

WE WON'T JUDGE YOU!

They're going to be favored. Heavily. We're going to hear it all week.

Time to fill up the bulletin board and let these Texas dogs fuckin eat. 

We have absolutely fucking nothing left to lose. We should have lost today's game 5 times until Sunday. We lost twice to Georgia. Vandy played us within 3. Who gives a fuck about loser-ass Texas. We don't belong in the title conversation.

 

Yeah, well, you know, let's see what the fuck happens.

 

 

Hook 'em. 

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Just now, Bogeywon said:

Hope your right.. I hate them M fan but…IMG_7492.gif.929bdefb844a1b5bc6e2c8e6e59802f3.gif

Sure as sugar. 

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33 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sure... 

This is the get in the motherfucker thread.

 

You might be lost. 

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lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

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Just now, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

Guys we just won

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

 I'm booking flight to Atlanta right now.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

YES!!!  Thank you!

If the offense plays the way it did today, they may not outscore OSU's defense.

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

We good, y'all!

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

Scares you to death, huh?

The type of offense that kills Ohio State is smashmouth ball control. Like ASU or Michigan. Not us. We can win but should be underdogs and will need to win the turnover battle badly. I love Texas but we should be +7 in this game.

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

Fuck this fucking loser ass talk shit. We're going to skullfuck these fucks

Username checks out.

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We're gonna smack these dickheads in the mouth en route to a national title.

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying

Nicole Scherzinger Television GIF

After seeing OSU dominate Oregon, I was worried that they would skullfuck us, but now that Helobious has spoken, I have renewed hope.

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15 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

You are smoking some strong weed 

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

At DraftKings, the line opened at Texas +6.5, O/U 54

I like when I start threads like this because it thins the wishy-washy fanbase out from the absolutely delusional fucks like myself. 

Pretty sure they are not worried about our smoke in the least bit. We just need to focus on the shit we can control and let the chips fall where they may. 

Horns by 90!!!!!

 

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14 hours ago, ztejas said:

pipe-hittin bitches

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 

Only way I can figure this is that you want some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

 

THE is going to have to attempt to trademark another word for their program after this game.

EVISCERATED 

And just a reminder for the chicken littles.

TEXAS is the team that's playing in the semifinals in BACK TO BACK years. Imagine that after losing that Texas Bowl, and worse.

We're the consistent, dominant program in college football at this very second.

Other teams are terrified of playing us.

We're the bad draw.

They about to find out.

28 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 

Only way I can figure this is that you want some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

don't you even pulp fiction bro ? hard pipe hittin mother fuckers. 

CDC is petetioning the NCAA to have the third quarter eliminated from the remainder of our schedule.

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32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Jeff Goldblum What GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 

Only way I can figure this is that you want some UT co-eds to head to Columbus and seduce Jeremiah Smith into a completely debilitating crack addiction.

No. The Texas defense will take a lead pipe and beat the spirit out of you.

Hell, I just remembered next week's game vs tOSU is a home game @ JerryWorld.

Prepare your anuses, couch-burners.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The Texas defense will take a lead pipe and beat the spirit out of you.

Marcellus was talking about dudes high on crack/meth that give absolutely no fucks and have the ability because of crack/meth to stay up and motivated for days on end.

zero to do with a lead pipe.

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3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Marcellus was talking about dudes high on crack/meth that give absolutely no fucks and have the ability because of crack/meth to stay up and motivated for days on end.

Yeah. Kind of sounds like our defense. 

Quit being a pedantic asshole. This is a hype thread not English 101 at Vassar.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Quit being a  asshole

Are you new here?

Further I think anything that can be done to diminish J.Smith would be worth the effort.

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