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4 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Put this post in the hall of fame 

Yeah. So much of that post was wrong haha

He’s my favorite Longhorn receiver of recent memory. He’s everything you want in a football player. Just a fucking dog. It’s insane our offense would stall out so consistently with the weapons at hand. 

On 3/1/2025 at 10:03 PM, MuellerHorn said:

Yeah. So much of that post was wrong haha

It was all correct if you think we had one shape-changing WR named _olden

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Exhausted from the worst workday in a long while, I don’t watch much NFL, but I guess I’ll turn the draft on.

Having no idea that it is being held in Green Bay, just happened to be leading up to the Packer’s pick, know nothing about a WR draft drought or WR wishes. Man, I really needed that pick me up moment.

If only he’d went with “Go Pack, Go!” Or even, “Green Bay on 3, Green Bay on me…1,2,3!”

The place would’ve lost their cheese.

He doesn’t seem like the image he is trying to portray. Stay humble, be yourself. Hook’em

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On 4/25/2025 at 4:32 PM, JohnnyRage said:

Exhausted from the worst workday in a long while, I don’t watch much NFL, but I guess I’ll turn the draft on.

Having no idea that it is being held in Green Bay, just happened to be leading up to the Packer’s pick, know nothing about a WR draft drought or WR wishes. Man, I really needed that pick me up moment.

If only he’d went  with “Go Pack, Go!” Or even, “Green Bay on 3, Green Bay on me…1,2,3!”

The place would’ve lost their cheese.

He doesn’t seem like the image he is trying to portray. Stay humble, be yourself. Hook’em

If only he’d gone “Go Pack, Go!”

Stay humble. Study your past participles.

Hook’em!

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He also would have had a nice 3rd or 4th conversion( I can't remember which), but the ball was overthrown and he only got a couple of fingers on it.

42 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also would have had a nice 3rd or 4th conversion( I can't remember which), but the ball was overthrown and he only got a couple of fingers on it.

That's funny because in the NFCNorthMemeWar subreddit everyone piles on the Packers fans for how short Golden is.  Example:

r/NFCNorthMemeWar - Pro Shop Tickets Roster Depth Chart Injury Report Coaches Front Office Executive Committee Stats Transactions How Matthew Golden WR Experience: R Height: 5-1 Age: 21 College: Texas Weight: 191 lbs

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