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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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#1102

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

#1103
11 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

it hasn't been said yet, but it's exactly the kind of hard-hitting analysis that's needed around here. He's not doing it for you or I, he's trying to relate to all of the little kids if you know what I mean

#1104
24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What's the shitter situation?

imma's got you covered.

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#1105
4 minutes ago, Noozak said:

it hasn't been said yet, but it's exactly the kind of hard-hitting analysis that's needed around here. He's not doing it for you or I, he's trying to relate to all of the little kids if you know what I mean

He's not even hiding it. He parked right outside of the stadium.

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#1107
35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What's the shitter situation?

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10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

imma's got you covered.

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God damnit, I was too slow

28 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

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#1108
7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Steve Sarkisian on kicker: "We'll monitor that thing through pregame and make a decision and go."

 

"Auburn went a bit wide left and got on the wrong bus.  He will not be kicking in this game, he's somewhere in Arizona" 

#1109
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"Auburn went a bit wide left and got on the wrong bus.  He will not be kicking in this game, he's somewhere in Arizona" 

There will definitely be some boo-birds if Sideshow fucks up another kick. Really changes Texas gameplan inside OSU 35. Turns into four down territory at this point. 

#1110
2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

There will definitely be some boo-birds if Sideshow fucks up another kick. Really changes Texas gameplan inside OSU 35. Turns into four down territory at this point. 

Not to worry then because Texas won't even make into osu territory against these world beaters. 

#1111
18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He's not even hiding it. He parked right outside of the stadium.

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Can someone photoshop Day in the drivers seat please!!!

#1114
4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Who had zero conference champions making the quarterfinals in the the 1st 12 team playoff?

----"I'll take 'Recentcy Bias' for $1000, Alex!" 

----"And the answer is: Suckeyes!"

Lulz.

#1116
19 minutes ago, Nailhouse said:

Not to worry then because Texas won't even make into osu territory against these world beaters. 

Strong first post? 

#1117

I know OSU is favored but according to the faithful at elevenwarriors.com it will be a minimum 2 score OSU victory but most likely will be a 4 score win. Texas has never seen a team as overpowering as tOSU. If they lose, there will be mass seppuku.  

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#1120
17 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

From today's ESPN+ article on the game:

"In general, the Longhorns are the most likely of the semifinalists to suffer a negative play and the most likely to make up for it with a third-and-long conversion."

And that is why Longhorn fans' life expectancy is lower than most.

 

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#1122
16 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Strong first post? 

As in Chollie?  

I didn't plan on posting much, if at all, but the seal's broken now.  

#1124
A bettor at @BetMGM wagered $90,000 on @TexasFootball +185 to beat Ohio State.Bet would win $166,500 🤑

 

#1125
8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
A bettor at @BetMGM wagered $90,000 on @TexasFootball +185 to beat Ohio State.Bet would win $166,500 🤑

 

which one of you degenerates was this ? much better ways to make $30k after taxes 

#1126
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Steve Sarkisian on kicker: "We'll monitor that thing through pregame and make a decision and go."

 

Considering the changes that would need to be made to accommodate a left-footed kicker.... is this really something you decide on a few minutes before kickoff?

#1128
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Considering the changes that would need to be made to accommodate a left-footed kicker.... is this really something you decide on a few minutes before kickoff?

I think Stone is pretty bad at field goals.

#1130
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Golden would (literally) be 4th or 5th on the depth chart at tOSU right now. That’s one of the best WR rooms in the history of the sport. There’s at least 3 future top 10 picks there right now. 

Why did your husband let you out of the kitchen?

#1131
6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think Stone is pretty bad at field goals.

He would have to be.

As Auburn was lining up for the extra point in the first OT, I had a "Well, this is potentially a 'move over Craig Curry and Blake Gideon' moment." Thank Christ he made it. 

#1132
31 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
A bettor at @BetMGM wagered $90,000 on @TexasFootball +185 to beat Ohio State.Bet would win $166,500 🤑

 

 

22 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

which one of you degenerates was this ? much better ways to make $30k after taxes 

Not me. I wagered $10 that the Surly game thread wouldn't collapse in chaos on the first negative play.

That would win $3.5 million dollars.

#1134
7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He would have to be.

As Auburn was lining up for the extra point in the first OT, I had a "Well, this is potentially a 'move over Craig Curry and Blake Gideon' moment." Thank Christ he made it. 

I watch every kick, FG or XP, like

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Which may also be how he kicks 

#1137
As in Chollie?  
I didn't plan on posting much, if at all, but the seal's broken now.  

Nice aggy tell...aggy.
#1139
44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Considering the changes that would need to be made to accommodate a left-footed kicker.... is this really something you decide on a few minutes before kickoff?

Maybe they have a left-handed holder standing by

#1140
1 hour ago, Nailhouse said:

As in Chollie?  

I didn't plan on posting much, if at all, but the seal's broken now.  

Yeah, that's what I said. Now I'm trapped. 

#1142

Kenny Dlllingham on college football live. I gotta say i really like that dude. Seems smart, humble and hungry. I hope they run the Big 12. 

Also good analysis our game. Love the part about defense leader needing to make sub-15 second decision to counter Quinn’s late adjustments. 

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#1143
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Steve Sarkisian on kicker: "We'll monitor that thing through pregame and make a decision and go."

 

I'll also be monitoring if Auburn comes out for a FG attempt.

Heart monitoring.

Hey-ooooooo.

#1145
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With the blue breath mints. 

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Those make my poop green.

You have yellow shit?  Someone call a doctor.

#1146
2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

So weird, 3 weeks ago everyone was running Ryan Day out of Columbus and now they are unbeatable.

I'll help you out going forward in life. People are incredibly stupid and mind-bottling short-sighted. The average hump is even more stupid and short-sighted than you could imagine in your wildest and wackiest imagining. The more stupid and short-sighted they are, the more certain they are in their stupidity and short-sightedness. See Kanell, Danny and any other number of mind-numbing talking heads that just spew stupid and short-sighted thoughts as a career path. Being stupid and short-sighted means you will always find new ways to be stupid and short-sighted. Steady work if you can stand it. Once you understand this, and are not yourself stupid and short-sighted, you will be forced to endure a lifetime of battling the stupidity and short-sightedness all around you. But you should never again be surprised  at what the stupid and short-sighted are saying because you now understand the blathering morons are stupid and short-sighted and their words are as well. 

Calculate in the fact we're discussing a rust belt fanbase that managed to fly to the wrong State for the big game and it's easy to follow the flippity-floppity of fools.

#1147
17 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I'll help you out going forward in life. People are incredibly stupid and mind-bottling short-sighted. The average hump is even more stupid and short-sighted than you could imagine in your wildest and wackiest imagining. The more stupid and short-sighted they are, the more certain they are in their stupidity and short-sightedness. See Kanell, Danny and any other number of mind-numbing talking heads that just spew stupid and short-sighted thoughts as a career path. Being stupid and short-sighted means you will always find new ways to be stupid and short-sighted. Steady work if you can stand it. Once you understand this, and are not yourself stupid and short-sighted, you will be forced to endure a lifetime of battling the stupidity and short-sightedness all around you. But you should never again be surprised  at what the stupid and short-sighted are saying because you now understand the blathering morons are stupid and short-sighted and their words are as well. 

Calculate in the fact we're discussing a rust belt fanbase that managed to fly to the wrong State for the big game and it's easy to follow the flippity-floppity of fools.

TL;DR

Think about how stupid the average person is.

Then realize that half of them are dumber than that. 

#1149

Well, if College Football Live is to be believed, I'm not sure why we bothered to make this trip.   Can we just say the entire team has the flu, is stuck in the snow/ice, or has an exam to prioritize over football?   No way Texas has a chance in this game.  

 

 

#1150
7 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Well, if College Football Live is to be believed, I'm not sure why we bothered to make this trip.   Can we just say the entire team has the flu, is stuck in the snow/ice, or has an exam to prioritize over football?   No way Texas has a chance in this game.  

Well, who would win if 2025 tOSU were to play 2005 USC?

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