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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

It feels like Nebraska '96 and USC 2005 all over again. 

As long as it's not Miami 1990. But this is a different Texas team than that one. They absolutely belong on the field with this Ohio State team, regardless. 

No one is going to physically out play this longhorn team. We’re about to remind everyone that defense wins championships 

10 minutes ago, Borrominion said:

Mob rule, insofar as there are actual decisions being made.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think it specifically mentioned PK. 

I thought he ran the defense?  

41 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Show some respect that’s Julia Morales - Astros broadcasting legend and Texas Pom.

I am fully aware, and fuck the astros. 

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I’m a 30+ year lawyer with an Associate, Legal Assistant and a File Clerk all smart enough to arrange to not go in to work today so that my happy ass had to so that I could get something out….

Fucking FINALLY about to get into pregame mode. Skipping the beer and straight to Bourbon…straight 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Today is the 10th, as in number 10, as in the greatest college quarterback in history who wore number 10. We gawt this.  #fate.

The last time we outscored a team in the 2nd half was 10/19 vs Georgia.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

The last time we outscored a team in the 2nd half was 10/19 vs Georgia.

Tomorrow the answer will be much different. 

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Just saw FCB walking into the media entrance. Maybe. But FCB.

Should have thrown a bag of urine at him. 

45 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I am fully aware, and fuck the astros. 

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Y'all be safe on the roads.  Watch out for black ice.

 

 

Is this the place for me to post FUCK the Buckeyes?

Just checking.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The last time we outscored a team in the 2nd half was 10/19 vs Georgia.

Well then let’s just take a 28 point lead into halftime 

i cannot begin to express the depth to which i fucking hate ohio state. i cannot stand that fucking program. fuck them, please win.

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Fuck these motherfuckers

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Does Jerry world feel dead or like a CFB stadium?

 

 I’m hoping we can have enough crowd noise to mess with Will Howard

 They do a full huddle though

4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Is this the place for me to post FUCK the Buckeyes?

Just checking.


Go flight 

HOOK EM

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Does Jerry world feel dead or like a CFB stadium?

 

 I’m hoping we can have enough crowd noise to mess with Will Howard

 They do a full huddle though


Go flight 

HOOK EM

Definitely more orange than red here. No, it doesn’t feel like a college game to me but I imagine it’ll get pretty loud.

Not sure it will matter, but I forgot Nansen was on Chip Kelly’s staff at UCLA. That cannot hurt 

Bond is on the field running full speed, cutting, looks great. Not sure if we’ve seen anything on his probability for game time.

10 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

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Son ( UT junior) is in the house.

Tell him to tell Love Handles to sit his fat ass down.

3 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Does Surly maintain a list of watch party locations?

Or, good with the listings on texasexes.org?

51 minutes ago, Constant said:

Ohio State by at least 10. 

That's 10 more points than 11 dead bodies would score in the playoffs or Oklahoma.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Today is the 10th, as in number 10, as in the greatest college quarterback in history who wore number 10. We gawt this.  #fate.

Today is my birthday. Texas should win because, otherwise, the 10th of Jan is a hard birthday to have.

Game checklist:

Alcohol inventory status:  GO

BP meds taken early:  CHECK

Snacks prepositioned for deployment: CHECK

 

I learned from the ASU game fucking up my stomach and ate dinner early. 

 

LET'S FUCKING GO

TEXAS FIGHT!!!!

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Today is my birthday. Texas should win because, otherwise, the 10th of Jan is a hard birthday to have.

FOR PENELOPE!

 

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I learned from the ASU game fucking up my stomach and ate dinner early. 

 

LET'S FUCKING GO

TEXAS FIGHT!!!!

How were the dino nuggets? 

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Today is my birthday. Texas should win because, otherwise, the 10th of Jan is a hard birthday to have.

Happy Birthday!

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

How were the dino nuggets? 

Tex Mex!

My stomach was in knots last time couldn't eat.  Too stressful haha.

Praying for a different experience tonight. 

2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

How were the dino nuggets? 

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10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Today is my birthday. Texas should win because, otherwise, the 10th of Jan is a hard birthday to have.

January 4th, 2006 was a pretty good birthday for me.

Hoping the same for you tonight. 🤘

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Ohio State by at least 10. 

Thanks for the reminder that ou sucks.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Someone throw a $30 beer at him. 

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