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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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57 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m going with my testicles.

At least someone is 

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Such a beautiful pass with some heat on it chef’s kiss

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We can’t expect our defense to hold them to nothing while the offense tries to get its shit together. The offense needs to start fast and stay active with first downs so we can keep their offense off the field. 
Too many stressors on that team to give them extra attempts to beat our defense. 
 

We don’t need to run the ball traditionally to get that done, we need to move the chains by any means necessary. 

Pate saying he reached out to coaches on this game, and no coach picked Texas and they all think we are going to lose by double digits. We very well could, but damn, there’s no one person out there picking Texas.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Pate saying he reached out to coaches on this game, and no coach picked Texas and they all think we are going to lose by double digits. We verify well could, but damn, there’s no one person out there picking Texas.

There is a ton of recency bias going around.  If this game were right after the season ended, we may very well be favored, but tOSU has looked dominant in two games against what were considered top teams and Texas eeked out a win against ASU, so everyone things that will continue.

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In this game, a win is a win.  You fucks need to be happy about a W in this round and not bitch about it endlessly.

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

In this game, a win is a win.  You fucks need to be happy about a W in this round and not bitch about it endlessly.

I agree, but... YourFirstTimeHere?.gif

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh shit!

 

Bobby:

While I don’t expect there will be an announcement of any sort, I am hearing that Will Stone is a very realistic possibility to take over at placekicker for Bert Auburn this week.

Stone has taken multiple reps with the first team unit on field goals during practices.

And no, that is not a common occurrence. In fact, it’s the first time that Stone has taken first team reps all year long.

Good. Auburn is mentally fucked.

11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

In this game, a win is a win.  You fucks need to be happy about a W in this round and not bitch about it endlessly.

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10 hours ago, BarthHollamew said:

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Can you imagine scoring five TDs in a 3rd quarter?  Sark needs to get that mojo back.  

"Slipped". I call bullshit, dude was being sacked and chucked up a desperation throw.

31 minutes ago, The Dog said:

SHUT THE FUCK UP MANNY!

 

Is that the same Acho that predicted we’d lose to Clemson? 

2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

At this point with Bert fucking up in two big games of last three I am fine sitting him down. Use him for <25 yd FG from middle hash if he needs a consolation. 
I would have zero faith in rolling Bert out for clutch kick at this juncture so what difference does it make if Stone gets shot?

He missed 2 fgs each in the two biggest games of the season. I’m fine with benching him 

56 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Followed by Drew Kelson's strip sack.  That was a great 2005 Ohio State team.

They ended the season ranked #3 with their only loss to us. Legit national title capable team. 

Auburn hasn't made a FG longer than 22 yards since the SEC title game.

 

Everyone counting out Texas? I like it. OSU getting hyped up is awesome. Sure they looked good against Oregon but Tennessee wasn't all that. Look at their schedule(Tennessee) and scores. The padded all their stats against weak opponents. Their defense was good, their offense was suspect. I would be shocked if OSU walked all over us. Hopefully it doesn't come down to the 3rd QTR. I think if we get on top of them early and Sark doesn't turtle we got a decent shot. We have to have a lead at halftime, preferably double digits.

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They ended the season ranked #3 with their only loss to us. Legit national title capable team. 

No, we lost @PSU a few weeks later (in one of the early iterations of the White Out, a night game I attended.  It was nuts.  That PSU team itself only lost once, to Mich on the last play of the game).  But your overall point stands; it was one of Tressel’s most talented teams, especially on defense.

11 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Nah that was the smart one

Which one is that? /Carmen in Three Amigos

1 minute ago, Borrominion said:

No, we lost @PSU a few weeks later (in one of the early iterations of the White Out, a night game I attended.  It was nuts.  That PSU team itself only lost once, to Mich on the last play of the game).  But your overall point stands; it was one of Tressel’s most talented teams, especially on defense.

Those LBs were some bad ass, hard hitting Mother effers.

Looks like snow and accumulation Thursday all day into Friday morning in DFW

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Those LBs were some bad ass, hard hitting Mother effers.

I remember getting frustrated that Vince couldn't get by them on scrambles. 

/aggy conspiracy theory

ESIPN and UT Media bias is intentionally pumping OSU as the easy winner and feeding OSU that rat poison to motivate UT.  BOMC at it again.

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Looks like snow and accumulation Thursday all day into Friday morning in DFW

Yeah, I was considering driving in Fri AM for the game from Austin.  May have to rethink my plans.

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Those LBs were some bad ass, hard hitting Mother effers.

A good argument for our best LB corps ever IMO

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

"Slipped". I call bullshit, dude was being sacked and chucked up a desperation throw.

5TDs in the 3rd?  That was the last time we scored in the 3rd if I recall 🤣🤣

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Those LBs were some bad ass, hard hitting Mother effers.

Jamaal Charles laid the wood in that game as well.

 

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Pate saying he reached out to coaches on this game, and no coach picked Texas and they all think we are going to lose by double digits. We very well could, but damn, there’s no one person out there picking Texas.

Giving a team as talented as we are the "nobody believes in us" card is honestly insane, but I'm not complaining.

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Those LBs were some bad ass, hard hitting Mother effers.

They also got hit hard:

 

Isn't Stone left footed?  That would mean the holder would have to change it up as well.  

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I remember getting frustrated that Vince couldn't get by them on scrambles. 

Those LB were crazy fast and they were also well prepared. 

23 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

They refused to play in a segregated state (players can’t stay at same hotel, etc.), so I can respect it. 

What really happened is, Pedostate wanted to avoid an ass-kicking by Texas and made up some lame-ass excuse not to play. Just like fuckinaggy ran from an ass-kicking by Wake Forest in the 2021 Gator Bowl. Cowardice was the motivation in '69 and again in '21. It's a story as old as time.

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. . . Just now saw 83Horn's post. Sorry for the copy-cat.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Isn't Stone left footed?  That would mean the holder would have to change it up as well.  

Yes, apparently a new holder too.

Sark should play today’s Cover 3 Podcast for the team… Danny Kannell and Tom Fornelli are confidently talking about Texas getting blown out by ~30-40… “Texas still hasn’t played anyone”…

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Man, that's crazy. We've played 15 games, an SEC schedule, Georgia twice, the defending national champions on the road, aggy on the road in their stupid jihad game, and won two playoff games against the ACC and Big 12 champs.... and still haven't played anyone. 

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

“Texas still hasn’t played anyone”…

I guess the "Texas beat Michigan who beat Ohio State" point isn't doing anything for them.

11 hours ago, BarthHollamew said:

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Can you imagine scoring five TDs in a 3rd quarter?  Sark needs to get that mojo back.  

Slipped.....HA!  Yeah, he "slipped" to avoid getting buried.

 

4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Sark should play today’s Cover 3 Podcast for the team… Danny Kannell and Tom Fornelli are confidently talking about Texas getting blown out by ~30-40… “Texas still hasn’t played anyone”…

If Danny Kannell didn't shit talk Texas I'd be worried.

Auburn must be equally shitty in practice. Like 100% cooked. Stone is getting 1st team kicking reps ahead of the semifinal game despite never having attempted a FG in 3 years. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

If Danny Kannell didn't shit talk Texas I'd be worried.

Unsurprising, but when talking about our defense Danny made sure to emphasize that we’re REALLY lucky to have Taeffe for the first half. And proceeded to bitch and moan about the injustice of the targeting non-call. 

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Unsurprising, but when talking about our defense Danny made sure to emphasize that we’re REALLY lucky to have Taeffe for the first half. And proceeded to bitch and moan about the injustice of the targeting non-call. 

Yeah, my point remains about Danny Kannell. Do you not see the shit he spews non stop about Texas?

14 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Sark should play today’s Cover 3 Podcast for the team… Danny Kannell and Tom Fornelli are confidently talking about Texas getting blown out by ~30-40… “Texas still hasn’t played anyone”…

What did Bud think?

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Auburn must be equally shitty in practice. Like 100% cooked. Stone is getting 1st team kicking reps ahead of the semifinal game despite never having attempted a FG in 3 years. 

He is 6-14 on kicks of 40+ this year. I guess at some point enough is enough, but if you're changing to a left-footed kicker, and a different holder, and to a kicker who I have to assume isn't as good as Auburn anyway.... Think I might prefer hoping Auburn snaps out of it. And don't attempt a FG over 35 yards. 

We are literally the highest ranked team left and are getting zero respect.  Pretty hilarious.  Gonna be more hilarious when Howard shits himself and finishes his career 0-4 against Texas.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We need at least three plays where Quinn fakes in the backfield to two different players, pirouttes, and then hits a guy in the flats.

pirouttes ….Quinn?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Pate saying he reached out to coaches on this game, and no coach picked Texas and they all think we are going to lose by double digits. We very well could, but damn, there’s no one person out there picking Texas.

 

 

Corso is.

I'm worried about the kicking game, especially in a game that could be close and decided by a kick, and I'm worried about Muhammad on Egbuka.  Muhammad got picked on against Arizona St.  Other that that, I like the matchups everywhere else.

We haven't played a complete game all season, IMO.  We suck in the 3rd quarter. Stupid, untimely penalties. We have the talent at every position to beat anyone.  Our issues appear to be mental/coaching. I think the underdog role and no one giving us a chance helps with this.  If we put it all together, we'll win.

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He is 6-14 on kicks of 40+ this year. I guess at some point enough is enough, but if you're changing to a left-footed kicker, and a different holder, and to a kicker who I have to assume isn't as good as Auburn anyway.... Think I might prefer hoping Auburn snaps out of it. And don't attempt a FG over 35 yards. 

Just to play devil's advocate with myself.... Let's say the game is tied with two seconds remaining. And we're on the 30 yard line. You're obviously kicking here, and you are obviously not letting Bert Auburn do it. So, Will Stone time, I guess. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Just to play devil's advocate with myself.... Let's say the game is tied with two seconds remaining. And we're on the 30 yard line. You're obviously kicking here, and you are obviously not letting Bert Auburn do it. So, Will Stone time, I guess. 

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