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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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52 minutes ago, bullet said:

As Matt Mitchell on his SEC spoof says, we don't count.

And we should NEVER do an "SEC, SEC, SEC" chant unless it is to mock someone in the SEC.  Just like the whole SWC did when Arkansas left for the SEC and oblivion.

SECSECSEC chant in Tuscaloosa at the end of last year's game was glorious.

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    Got an interesting email yesterday at 3:30 PM from a vendor. I just started a new job in November in Tyler and turns out our logistics provider has a suite at Jerry World. Head of the company reached

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Sure, if Drago had just gotten his ass kicked by an out of shape, coked up, 60 year old Buster Douglass just two fights prior.

8 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I expect the Cotton Bowl to be representative of the season.

I expect from Texas:

At least one missed field goal.

1 lost fumble

1 interception thrown

2 false starts

1 targeting call (Big 12)

If Texas can overcome all of that, then they deserve to win.

Edit for accuracy:

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31 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I've never had any luck on Youtube and ASU was no exception.

I've probably watched 20-30 games on YouTube this year. I just search College Football and they pop up in the list.

2 hours ago, po elvis said:

yup i have been watching the streams all year on youtube, but they have been cracking down on the playoffs. i got a free trial for youtube tv for the ASU game. i will get another from somebody else for this game. i am on my 3rd email in getting free trials from the various services.

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1 hour ago, orange dream said:

SECSECSEC chant in Tuscaloosa at the end of last year's game was glorious.

The ones at the Big 12 championship game on our way out were hilarious 

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:
3 hours ago, Superhero said:

I’ve been watching games on YouTube, but the mouse came down hard on the Texas ASU game and all the streams were cut off. 

I've never had any luck on Youtube and ASU was no exception.

I've been able to find two to three of each (full) game on youtube up until the playoff. Couldn't find either Clemson or ASU. Haven't checked for a few days now, but ...

You can find highlights and some stupid AI bs though.

The Texas-hatred on FeinBomb, SEC Network, SEC-media, and the rest of the mickeymouse is breathtaking.

I hope we push the shit in on all these mouthbreathing fuckers in addition to doing it to the Suckeyes, neuterdumb, and Pedophilestate.

Let's Fucking Go!  

Hook'Em Horns!!

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Just got the tickets from my vendor. Leaving at noon Friday from Tyler. LFG. 
 

 

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Strange, why would the Ohio State fans be offering Ted Cruz free tickets for tomorrow's game?

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

Agreed.  And source so people don't think I'm just making it up

https://www.si.com/college-football/college-football-playoff-announcers-referees-semifinal-games-01jh0sf14h3s

They also were sure to throw in a dig at the "controversial" targeting no-call that wasn't even targeting 

What a bunch of dickheads....that game has been over for 5 days and those fucks are still trying to find a way for ASU to win it....

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42 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The Texas-hatred on FeinBomb, SEC Network, SEC-media, and the rest of the mickeymouse is breathtaking.

I hope we push the shit in on all these mouthbreathing fuckers in addition to doing it to the Suckeyes, neuterdumb, and Pedophilestate.

Let's Fucking Go!  

Hook'Em Horns!!

Be better.

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Be better.

challenge accepted:

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3 hours ago, Atticus said:

Time of possession was the main defense for our offense. That and poor run blocking for much of that game. 
Sark likely wasn’t calling plays aggressively to limit opportunities for them to create a big play on defense, which is something they’d feasted on all year. 

Well, we need to put our foot on the gas in this game.

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

I've been able to find two to three of each (full) game on youtube up until the playoff. Couldn't find either Clemson or ASU. Haven't checked for a few days now, but ...

You can find highlights and some stupid AI bs though.

NFL-video.com or whatever has all of the broadcast version of the playoff games in full. 

Never been to jerryworld and looking at tickets. Field level stuff looks like it’d be cool bc your close but can’t see actual game so watching on monitor whole time. Is that correct?

She still has a job because she didn't get that job because she is eye candy. She actually does a good job as a reporter. Shocking in this day and age I know.

“Big girls try harder.” Vic Mackey
Just got the tickets from my vendor. Leaving at noon Friday from Tyler. LFG. 
 
 
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6 hours ago, orange dream said:

I have a buddy who is in Lisbon this week and will need something like this to watch it.  Will you post the link at the top like last game?

Tell your buddy to tell that dyke bitch to spring for cable…

I'm starting to get a bit twitchy and fired up for Friday....

4 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The Texas-hatred on FeinBomb, SEC Network, SEC-media, and the rest of the mickeymouse is breathtaking.

I hope we push the shit in on all these mouthbreathing fuckers in addition to doing it to the Suckeyes, neuterdumb, and Pedophilestate.

Let's Fucking Go!  

Hook'Em Horns!!

Some gomer named I-Man, a big Auburn fan called in ranting like a lunatic how Texas had destroyed 2 conferences and would destroy the SEC.  Absolutely hates Texas and fans.  I thought he was gonna have a stroke.  I know who he voted for in the last election.  Fuck him.

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From today's ESPN+ article on the game:

"In general, the Longhorns are the most likely of the semifinalists to suffer a negative play and the most likely to make up for it with a third-and-long conversion."

And that is why Longhorn fans' life expectancy is lower than most.

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Some gomer named I-Man, a big Auburn fan called in ranting like a lunatic how Texas had destroyed 2 conferences and would destroy the SEC.  Absolutely hates Texas and fans.  I thought he was gonna have a stroke.  I know who he voted for in the last election.  Fuck him.

They’re Bama aggy.  What else is new?  Wait until you hear AJ.  He’s a real dumbass.

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18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

  I know who he voted for in the last election.  Fuck him.

Take that shit to the CR. Whether you want to believe it or not, not everyone here voted the same as you.

27 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

From today's ESPN+ article on the game:

"In general, the Longhorns are the most likely of the semifinalists to suffer a negative play and the most likely to make up for it with a third-and-long conversion."

And that is why Longhorn fans' life expectancy is lower than most.

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22 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Take that shit to the CR. Whether you want to believe it or not, not everyone here voted the same as you.


Wrote in Barry Goldwater?

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9 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Damn, she was porcine even back then. I've got three projects going right now, all at the same time: Constructing a true perpetual motion machine, structuring a lasting peace in the Middle East, and figuring out how that ugly bitch still has a job. Of the three, that last one is by far the most challenging. 

fuck off, holly is awesome. 

she's actually knows what she is talking about and seems like a great person. 

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

 

I wish Musberger was calling the game 

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11 hours ago, Atticus said:

Pretty sure offensive holding won’t exist in this game. We need to lean into that in this game. 

As long as they call it the same both ways…

10 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Damn, she was porcine even back then. I've got three projects going right now, all at the same time: Constructing a true perpetual motion machine, structuring a lasting peace in the Middle East, and figuring out how that ugly bitch still has a job. Of the three, that last one is by far the most challenging. 

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I mean, c'mon. You'd think she was the second coming of Lowell Galindo or something.

12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

The days of the shaggy rep lounge are a bygone era sir. The only cred you get around here is some burnt ends flair with an empty promise of a T-shirt that never arrives. 

I was told there would be a tote bag.

5 hours ago, Big Frog II said:

Strange, why would the Ohio State fans be offering Ted Cruz free tickets for tomorrow's game?

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11 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

 

It's around the 10:45 mark:
 

 

That’s a really really good clip but he goes a bit too far and at about 18:30-18:40 he starts to claim tOSU has installed the whole Norvell offense and Texas should be worried about “all the layers” tOSU hasn’t shown. Nope, they didn’t ditch Kelly’s offense and install another in 3 weeks. They seem to have clearly made major adjustments that alone are substantial and really impressive but I’d stop there.  Implication, instead of being blindsided by unknown “layers”Texas has two weeks of film knowing this and the risk that there are so many wrinkles left it will be similar to Tennessee being caught completely unaware of the changes because they weren’t on tape just doesn’t seem as plausible. Don’t get me wrong tOSU is a fantastic team and I’m not going to be surprised if they win, I just don’t buy the full conclusion he’s coming to. 

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Nope, they didn’t ditch Kelly’s offense and install another in 3 weeks. 

But what if it wasn't three weeks.  What if it's been four-five weeks?
Has anyone checked to see whether some of those schemes were implemented in the Michigan game?
It would make sense that they lost so badly because maybe they were trying out a new offense?
Nahh, that's too crazy.  

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Some gomer named I-Man, a big Auburn fan called in ranting like a lunatic how Texas had destroyed 2 conferences and would destroy the SEC.  Absolutely hates Texas and fans.  I thought he was gonna have a stroke.  I know who he voted for in the last election.  Fuck him.

A rotating cast of freaks calls into Feinbaum, daily, for free. PAWWWL gets paid for letting them screech a little. It's like printing money with unpaid interns working the press. It ain't deep.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s a really really good clip but he goes a bit too far and at about 18:30-18:40 he starts to claim tOSU has installed the whole Norvell offense and Texas should be worried about “all the layers” tOSU hasn’t shown. Nope, they didn’t ditch Kelly’s offense and install another in 3 weeks. They seem to have clearly made major adjustments that alone are substantial and really impressive but I’d stop there.  Implication, instead of being blindsided by unknown “layers”Texas has two weeks of film knowing this and the risk that there are so many wrinkles left it will be similar to Tennessee being caught completely unaware of the changes because they weren’t on tape just doesn’t seem as plausible. Don’t get me wrong tOSU is a fantastic team and I’m not going to be surprised if they win, I just don’t buy the full conclusion he’s coming to. 

You’re right. I saw TWO running plays, one of which they ran previously (though rarely): GT Counter. OSU also ran a G-TE Counter I hadn’t seen before. So really they installed one new play and repped 2 plays and PA off that look. It’s a modest change in scheme and a huge change in emphasis. 

9 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

You’re right. I saw TWO running plays, one of which they ran previously (though rarely): GT Counter. OSU also ran a G-TE Counter I hadn’t seen before. So really they installed one new play and repped 2 plays and PA off that look. It’s a modest change in scheme and a huge change in emphasis. 

I just said this less eloquently on your thread. It worked so they stuck with those few plays. 

All the supposed new plays and schemes, all misdirection for the most part. Mind games being played. [emoji1612]

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1 hour ago, DreadHead said:

Hype video from Samo, found on Reddit...

 

This video is fucking stupid. This isn't Miracle on Ice. Way to start a Texas hype video with an aggy pick 6.

If tOSU buys into all of this horseshit I've been seeing the past couple weeks about how Texas is undeserving and lucky to be playing and overrated and still hasn't beaten anyone then they are going to fuck around and find out Friday night. 

I wanna see how these fucks respond after they get punched in the mouth in front of 60,000 Texas fans in Texas. Michigan punched them in the mouth and they couldn't handle it in their own stadium. 

Let's fucking roll. We have dick to lose - no one thinks we can win and everyone has discounted our season already anyways. 

Hook 'em

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Be better.

Shine brighter. 
 

 

4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Take that shit to the CR. Whether you want to believe it or not, not everyone here voted the same as you.

…or gives a shit about politics in general

 

🤘🏼 Let’s go, Horns!

4 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

But what if it wasn't three weeks.  What if it's been four-five weeks?
Has anyone checked to see whether some of those schemes were implemented in the Michigan game?
It would make sense that they lost so badly because maybe they were trying out a new offense?
Nahh, that's too crazy.  

Yea I’m sure that’s what happened. Experiment during a rivalry game you haven’t won in 4(?) years. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I had to zoom in, but initially thought they looked like little cups (of koolaid). 

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