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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

So weird, 3 weeks ago everyone was running Ryan Day out of Columbus and now they are unbeatable.

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1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

So weird, 3 weeks ago everyone was running Ryan Day out of Columbus and now they are unbeatable.

Got to take it Day by Day.

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Me after reading that

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Why would Texas "back down from it?"

Oh yeah, that's right, in the past two weeks Ohio State has gone from the dogs who got rolled by mediocre Michigan, to besting the combined armies of Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan.  The Horns should be quaking in their cleats...

 

 

3 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Me after reading that

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Just call the touchdown play every time and it won't make a shit.

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Okay watching game day i officially feel USC narrative vibes for this one. 

 

Ohio state is all of a sudden this unstoppable juggernaut with gods at every skill position. 

 

Michigan loss was good for them bc they came together and got really good bc of the loss.

 

Shoot me lol.   I hope we punch them in their couch burning mouths.

No surprise that the Gameday crew is deep throating tOSU. We have no chance. 

LOL, is this true about the Cover 3 Podcast?:

 

 

 

 

 

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Simple question…

Your team is down by one score and they get the ball with one minute left on their own 25.

Which one of the four QB’s left would you like under center?

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Quinn, and it ain't even fucking close.

Johnny tell him what he has won………

Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
As long as we live
It's you and me, baby
There ain't nothin' wrong with that

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

which one of you degenerates was this ? much better ways to make $30k after taxes 

tell me how? 

38 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

LOL, is this true about the Cover 3 Podcast?:

 

 

 

 

 

True about pretty much every national CFB talking head and a handful of posters in a certain thread

1 hour ago, SOHHvet08 said:

LOL, is this true about the Cover 3 Podcast?:

 

 

 

 

 

Bud Elliott (who I normally consider pretty level headed and informed compared to the other 3 idiots on the podcast) said earlier this week he would trade Quinn Ewers for Sawyer Robinson or Tyler Shough

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

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Fingers are a little short, but maybe it's just the cold.  

Quinn, and it ain't even fucking close.

No kidding. This is the first time I’ve watch ND or PSU. Their QBs suck. It’s Ewers, Arch then everyone else.
1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Simple question…

Your team is down by one score and they get the ball with one minute left on their own 25.

Which one of the four QB’s left would you like under center?

 

28 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bud Elliott (who I normally consider pretty level headed and informed compared to the other 3 idiots on the podcast) said earlier this week he would trade Quinn Ewers for Sawyer Robinson or Tyler Shough

Yeah, I heard that discussion. Hilarious. Keep the hate coming. 

I've been mainlining college football podcasts this week, and Solid Verbal was on the opposite extreme of Quinn idiocy (while still picking against us), saying that he throws one of the best deep balls in the game.

I should start a cfb podcast.catnewspapermeme

9 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Yeah, I heard that discussion. Hilarious. Keep the hate coming. 

I've been mainlining college football podcasts this week, and Solid Verbal was on the opposite extreme of Quinn idiocy (while still picking against us), saying that he throws one of the best deep balls in the game.

I should start a cfb podcast.catnewspapermeme

If you do, you'll have to do it out of your bedroom, like every other Podcaster that's popped up during the playoffs. 

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Simple question…

Your team is down by one score and they get the ball with one minute left on their own 25.

Which one of the four QB’s left would you like under center?

It’s Ewers.  I love Howard but he’s 0-2 in that situation for us.  And Ryan Day, whose postseason modes are a binary A) blowout win, or B) heartbreaking loss, is like 0-20

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

If you do, you'll have to do it out of your bedroom, like every other Podcaster that's popped up during the playoffs. 

I think a football pod featuring the cries of a baby, toddler, wife, cat and dog are just what the people are looking for. If some people have a face for radio, I have a voice for newspaper. I will be Scrooge McDucking in that sweet ad-read money in no time

 

Wait, what is this about?
 

Surely, the players weren’t told they couldn’t be on the sideline?

How often does the team with the better QB and D lose?  Seems like not a lot.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wonder why that could be?  Perhaps because with an empty formation, he's oriented (chest/feet/head/eyes) downfield the entire time, giving him maximum time to see and process?  I wonder if anyone on Surly has been beating this horse to death?

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Based on a follow-up tweet, it wasn’t the Cotton Bowl who denied him/them 

It's an added variable in a game that they don't need any added distractions. I don't fault Sark for it if he made that call

Time to win and gain a chance to go close the circle on this shit

 

We just saw how pedestrian the Pedo St offense is. That offense put up 518 yards on Oregon, with almost 300 on the ground in the CCG. Ohio State’s 500 total yards and 181 rushing in the next game looks a bit different with a little context thrown in. 

Okay, I just got officially nervous about tomorrow.

F Ohio State.  
Channeling my dad’s hatred for Woody Hayes.

EVERYBODY GET UP,

GET UP FOR THE LONGHORNS, 

 

EVERYBODY GET UP 

GET UP FOR THE LONGHORNS  

 

EVERYBODY GET UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

FOOOOOOORRRRR. THHHHEE LOONNNNGGGGG HOOORRRRNNNSSSSS!!!!!

8 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

We just saw how pedestrian the Pedo St offense is. That offense put up 518 yards on Oregon, with almost 300 on the ground in the CCG. Ohio State’s 500 total yards and 181 rushing in the next game looks a bit different with a little context thrown in. 

Allar choked a bit. 

They ran the ball well, and play action to TE and running backs was cooking. Very Kansas of them honestly. 

That's a good unit, with a great schemer and play caller. Notre Dame had 9 guys flying down hill the whole second half, and if not for their QB missing a ton of throws, who knows. 

They aren't explosive downfield against a big-league defensive backfield, but they are a good unit. 

That said, you can see from those numbers, that both OSU and Penn State found some great wrinkles to move up and down the field against Oregon. 

2 hours ago, Hondo said:

I wonder why that could be?  Perhaps because with an empty formation, he's oriented (chest/feet/head/eyes) downfield the entire time, giving him maximum time to see and process?  I wonder if anyone on Surly has been beating this horse to death?

That would be true for every QB. 

2 hours ago, Hondo said:

I wonder why that could be?  Perhaps because with an empty formation, he's oriented (chest/feet/head/eyes) downfield the entire time, giving him maximum time to see and process?  I wonder if anyone on Surly has been beating this horse to death?

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4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

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He’s talking about himself. Difference is he just used it as a veiled way to repeatedly call Ewers an idiot.

6 hours ago, bernorange said:

Well, who would win if 2025 tOSU were to play 2005 USC?

2005 USC could have beat Michigan

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s talking about himself. Difference is he just used it as a veiled way to repeatedly call Ewers an idiot.

Recognizing that Ewers is a slow processor and saying so isn't calling him an idiot at all.  One is objective analysis; the other is subjective and somewhat of an insult.  There are plenty of incredibly smart people who are slow and deliberate thinkers.  Ewers might be a genius for all we know, but he needs all the time he can get to read the defense.  

One thing high performers do is identify reality, good or bad, and deal with it.  You can't overcome it if you don't acknowledge it.  Mediocre people and cats bury their shit.  You can pretend it's not there, but it'll start stinking eventually.  

If your QB needs the extra time, then you give him the extra time.  It's that simple.

 

Since you seem to want to make it personal, here's an unveiled opinion.  You're a fucking douchebag who gets his panties in a bunch whenever someone points out deficiencies or is critical of obvious flaws and you do your snarky little passive-aggressive routine from behind the safety of your keyboard.  If you don't like what I have to say, then fuck off and ignore it.

 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

2005 USC could have beat Michigan

Those posers almost lost to Fresno

6 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Okay watching game day i officially feel USC narrative vibes for this one. 

 

Ohio state is all of a sudden this unstoppable juggernaut with gods at every skill position. 

 

Michigan loss was good for them bc they came together and got really good bc of the loss.

 

Shoot me lol.   I hope we punch them in their couch burning mouths.

Well Corso is 1 for 1 in semifinal picks and we all know who he’s picking tomorrow.

I'm not worried 

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