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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State

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3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Those posers almost lost to Fresno

Ironically it was some long play against Fresno that they kept pumping for Reggie Bush to win the heisman.  I kept thinking what about those 100 bad ass plays Vince threw down on the highlight reel vs better teams.  

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1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Ironically it was some long play against Fresno that they kept pumping for Reggie Bush to win the heisman.  I kept thinking what about those 100 bad ass plays Vince threw down on the highlight reel vs better teams.  

This is how we know we are both old. Somewhat old. Actually, we’re not old. 

1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

I don't know what it means... but Texas and Ohio are the only states you type with one hand.

Why are you typing with just one hand?  Oh - never mind.

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4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is how we know we are both old. Somewhat old. Actually, we’re not old. 

Too old for the young chicks, but too young to not care.

17 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is how we know we are both old. Somewhat old. Actually, we’re not old. 

Nope, you're not old.

If you were old, you'd remember that (after beating the shit outta the Suckeyes) curbstomping neuter-dumb for the MNC will be PAYBACK for 1977.

Hook'Em Horns!

35 minutes ago, Hondo said:

 

 

Since you seem to want to make it personal, here's an unveiled opinion.  You're a fucking douchebag who gets his panties in a bunch whenever someone points out deficiencies or is critical of obvious flaws and you do your snarky little passive-aggressive routine from behind the safety of your keyboard.  If you don't like what I have to say, then fuck off and ignore it.

 

Annndddd you lost

Ironically it was some long play against Fresno that they kept pumping for Reggie Bush to win the heisman.  I kept thinking what about those 100 bad ass plays Vince threw down on the highlight reel vs better teams.  

SC’s shitty defense kept allowing Fresno to score, which meant Reggie got to return KO’s all night to pad his all-purpose yardage total. I think it was around 500 but half of it was on KO returns. It was that performance that Bohls specifically pointed to for why he voted for Bush over VY for Heisman.
Ironically it was some long play against Fresno that they kept pumping for Reggie Bush to win the heisman.  I kept thinking what about those 100 bad ass plays Vince threw down on the highlight reel vs better teams.  

That’s literally the only play you see when they talk about that usc team or Reggie Bush as a college player. Running down the sideline on a kick return and stopping with some shitty ball security.
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GOOD MORNING, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS.

Let's win.

 

Nope, you're not old.
If you were old, you'd remember that (after beating the shit outta the Suckeyes) curbstomping neuter-dumb for the MNC will be PAYBACK for 1977.
Hook'Em Horns!

Damn straight! I was at that game and winning the NC against the Domers would go a long towards redemption for that loss. But we have business to take care of first……..

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

 

1) We pass on 1st down like 80% of the time. We run the ball on 2nd down 68% of the time. Sark is too predictable and the osu D will tee off on Ewers. I expect ewers to get sacked 4-5 times and throw 1-2 ints

2) Sarks abandoning of the run game. Everyone knows we aint running it 35 times.

3) OSU has to be licking their chops for Guilbeau and Muhammed. Look for them to get burned deep at least once each this game

4) Special teams. Auburn is mind fucked. We dont need to be attempting anything longer than 30 yards. Bolden still doesnt know when to not fair catch the ball. 

5) Consistency. We have zero from game to game

 

osu by more than one score

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

OSU scores more points than we do

FIFY

17 hours ago, Rip76 said:

I’m not going back through all this, but if it hasn’t been said yet, Ryan Day looks silly af with that dyed beard.

Not to worry, guys; we've had our spinach.

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Looks pretty bleak. No one online is giving us a fucking chance. On Reddit or Twitter.

I feel better with the one day delay and Texas being able to see the game last night

I believe a lot of college sports is "mental" and when your mind is in the right place you can overcome a lot

I think there was a narrative that penn state (and Ohio State) were pretty much unstoppable, but ND made penn state look pretty bad overall and I think Texas knows ND is beatable

I think Texas will be set up a lot more with the mindset like they went into Michigan with earlier in the year vs. the mindset they have shown in the last few games

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Bolden still doesnt know when to not fair catch the ball. 

Of all the things to list as reasons we might lose, this might not make the top 100.

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I don't know what it means... but Texas and Ohio are the only states you type with one hand.

We're on the side with the W key...

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


That’s literally the only play you see when they talk about that usc team or Reggie Bush as a college player. Running down the sideline on a kick return and stopping with some shitty ball security.

The key play I remember was Reggie sitting on the bench on 4th down when we stopped Lendale White to get the ball back and win the championship.  VY is the best college football player I’ve ever seen.  It still baffles me that Bush was even in the running for the Heisman.

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

 

1) We pass on 1st down like 80% of the time. We run the ball on 2nd down 68% of the time. Sark is too predictable and the osu D will tee off on Ewers. I expect ewers to get sacked 4-5 times and throw 1-2 ints

2) Sarks abandoning of the run game. Everyone knows we aint running it 35 times.

3) OSU has to be licking their chops for Guilbeau and Muhammed. Look for them to get burned deep at least once each this game

4) Special teams. Auburn is mind fucked. We dont need to be attempting anything longer than 30 yards. Bolden still doesnt know when to not fair catch the ball. 

5) Consistency. We have zero from game to game

 

osu by more than one score

Fuck all that - don’t be a pussy!  Texas will find a way to win tonight and you’ll have to eat a big plate of crow.  It’s not as bad if you put some BBQ sauce on it.

26 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

 

1) We pass on 1st down like 80% of the time. We run the ball on 2nd down 68% of the time. Sark is too predictable and the osu D will tee off on Ewers. I expect ewers to get sacked 4-5 times and throw 1-2 ints

2) Sarks abandoning of the run game. Everyone knows we aint running it 35 times.

3) OSU has to be licking their chops for Guilbeau and Muhammed. Look for them to get burned deep at least once each this game

4) Special teams. Auburn is mind fucked. We dont need to be attempting anything longer than 30 yards. Bolden still doesnt know when to not fair catch the ball. 

5) Consistency. We have zero from game to game

 

osu by more than one score

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34 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Looks pretty bleak. No one online is giving us a fucking chance. On Reddit or Twitter.

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Also, I agree with them. We are trash and we don't deserve to be here.

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22 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Fuck all that - don’t be a pussy!  Texas will find a way to win tonight and you’ll have to eat a big plate of crow.  It’s not as bad if you put some BBQ sauce on it.

He's doing the jinx

Time for rational thought is over. We driving  a freightliner truck over these hoes. Texas rolls.

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Thought I had posted this -- today I learned that when Colt hit Quan to beat tOSU in the 2009 Fiesta Bowl, the LB Quan ran away from was current ND head coach Marcus Freeman:

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49 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

 

1) We pass on 1st down like 80% of the time. We run the ball on 2nd down 68% of the time. Sark is too predictable and the osu D will tee off on Ewers. I expect ewers to get sacked 4-5 times and throw 1-2 ints

2) Sarks abandoning of the run game. Everyone knows we aint running it 35 times.

3) OSU has to be licking their chops for Guilbeau and Muhammed. Look for them to get burned deep at least once each this game

4) Special teams. Auburn is mind fucked. We dont need to be attempting anything longer than 30 yards. Bolden still doesnt know when to not fair catch the ball. 

5) Consistency. We have zero from game to game

 

osu by more than one score

BALL GAME!

9 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Those posers almost lost to Fresno

Poseurs

57 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Things that havent been fixed that will lead us to losing today:

 

1) We pass on 1st down like 80% of the time. We run the ball on 2nd down 68% of the time. Sark is too predictable and the osu D will tee off on Ewers. I expect ewers to get sacked 4-5 times and throw 1-2 ints

2) Sarks abandoning of the run game. Everyone knows we aint running it 35 times.

1st down pass rate in the last 4 games: 48.7%

2nd down run rate in the last 4 games: 48.9%

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

1st down pass rate in the last 4 games: 48.7%

2nd down run rate in the last 4 games: 48.9%

A ha!  See, predictable!  Roughly half the time he passes and half the time he runs on both first and second downs!

11 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

1st down pass rate in the last 4 games: 48.7%

2nd down run rate in the last 4 games: 48.9%

Those are also numbers, just like 80% and 68%.  Check mate

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Thought I had posted this -- today I learned that when Colt hit Quan to beat tOSU in the 2009 Fiesta Bowl, the LB Quan ran away from was current ND head coach Marcus Freeman:

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The craziest part is how this game seems like it just happened the other day.

8 minutes ago, Borrominion said:

The craziest part is how this game seems like it just happened the other day.

Seriously? That feels like a different lifetime

29 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

1st down pass rate in the last 4 games: 48.7%

2nd down run rate in the last 4 games: 48.9%

I don't have the numbers, but I am pretty sure when we have a first down play that doesn't gain any yards or loses yards (whether it was a run or a pass), Sark calls a run when it's second and long like 99% of the time.  This usually leads to third and long so not a fan of running on second and 10 or second 14.  

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Seriously? That feels like a different lifetime

Yeah, for me at least.  Covid was like this past Tuesday, and 2008 sometime around last Saturday.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Thought I had posted this -- today I learned that when Colt hit Quan to beat tOSU in the 2009 Fiesta Bowl, the LB Quan ran away from was current ND head coach Marcus Freeman:

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I think that just means we’re supposed to kick everyone’s ass this year.

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

The key play I remember was Reggie sitting on the bench on 4th down when we stopped Lendale White to get the ball back and win the championship.  VY is the best college football player I’ve ever seen.  It still baffles me that Bush was even in the running for the Heisman.

Bush could outrun inferior athletes to the corner and get big yards like a HS RB. He got stuffed repeatedly or pushed out for short gains when facing better athletes. VY could run or pass against anybody. 

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

The key play I remember was Reggie sitting on the bench on 4th down when we stopped Lendale White to get the ball back and win the championship.  VY is the best college football player I’ve ever seen.  It still baffles me that Bush was even in the running for the Heisman.

That play was glorious. Man, who’s the dipshit that thought it was a good idea to leave Reggie on the sideline for that play? What an idiot!

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Yep, from “back” to actually BACK

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