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Anyone see this?  Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her.

 

I'm going to prove I am not a racist by not going to see this the same way I wouldn't go see a shitty chick flick with a white cast.  

59 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Anyone see this?  Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her.

 

So is mine.  Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals,  I will be going to see it.  Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu.  

 

swidt?  

33 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

So is mine.  Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals,  I will be going to see it.  Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu.  

 

swidt?  

It's Constance Wu....but yeah....

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we're obligated to go.  if we can figure out a sitter we're going tonight.  

 

 

 

i actually read all 3 books, they're entertaining moreso due to the cultural references than the storyline.  

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's Constance Wu....but yeah....

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Would, but meh. This wouldn't even rank among my top 25 in the Asian sub-division.

25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Would, but meh. This wouldn't even rank among my top 25 in the Asian sub-division.

There are surely sexier out there.  But damn, she's so damned adorable and likable.

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's Constance Wu....but yeah....

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Jessica is her character's name on Fresh off the Boat.  I wanna bang Jessica also

It'll be interesting to see if we go. Wife is Asian but hates rom coms. Neither of us are particularly interested in the story but she feels like she might need to see it since it's the first big Asian American movie with an all Asian cast.

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26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Maybe you guys are jumping to conclusions with the Constance Wu stuff. Maybe GoPokes really does want Ontario Canada real estate agent Jessica Wu? https://jessicawurealestate.com/

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And this Jessica too.  

21 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

It'll be interesting to see if we go. Wife is Asian but hates rom coms. Neither of us are particularly interested in the story but she feels like she might need to see it since it's the first big Asian American movie with an all Asian cast.

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2nd.  Joy Luck Club was the first.   And also full of Asians I wanna bang

Who was the OSU poster at the old board with the big-tittied Asian girl coming out of the pool as his avatar? That dude really liked Asians, too.

My Asian wife (no pics) is also unsentimental but wants to see it. 

My daughter wants us all to go see this. Ever since she's gotten into Kpop she suddenly realized that she's half Asian. 

My Asian wife (pic on the old board) has no interest in seeing this at the theater. 

1 hour ago, Go Pokes said:

So is mine.  Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals,  I will be going to see it.  Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu.  

 

swidt?  

 

We won't be going to see it precisely BECAUSE my wife knows I have an Asian fetish.

 

2nd.  Joy Luck Club was the first.   And also full of Asians I wanna bang
Good point. But we were both 8 when that came out so I guess this is her version of that.

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Anyone see this?  Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her.

 

Of course it is.....

No tits, guns, or gore.

 

Pass.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

My Asian wife (no pics) is also unsentimental but wants to see it. 

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We are going tonight to see it.

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Drinking beer in the pizza joint next to the theater now. Seeing it shortly

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Drinking beer in the pizza joint next to the theater now. Seeing it shortly

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So has anyone actually seen this?  GF (no pics) has expressed an interest and I'm trying to figure out how much I need to resist.

I will never understand how you people let your wives/girlfriends drag you to these awful movies. Don't they have friends they can go with? I don't drag my wife to Star Wars films, she doesn't drag me to rom-coms. Everyone is happy.

Wife went with a friend from work. I think I’ll use the time wisely and catch up on ERhine clips.

OK, I've seen it  

For reference, GF's son married a girl from China.  They got married in Japan.  I've been to Japan twice, once for the wedding.  I've met her family.  She lives here now and I'm either laughing at her, or with her all of the time. 

It was "pretty good".  If I didn't have the connection, such as it is, to Asian culture, I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much as I did. 

It's a chick-flick with some funny parts.   And it's full of "Asians" that talk like limeys.  Fucking male lead sounds like James Bond. 

As RomComs go, it's a 6/10.   I've seen worse movies, I've seen better.  

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I dunno...I really like beer and pizza.

Yep.  Pretty good pizza place/brewery next door to the theater.  GF says "let's go see a movie".  I say "let's go have lunch and see what's playing when we get there". 

 

Where is this mofo... back on Shaggyville??????

Wife went with a friend from work. I think I’ll use the time wisely and catch up on ERhine clips.


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I will never understand how you people let your wives/girlfriends drag you to these awful movies. Don't they have friends they can go with? I don't drag my wife to Star Wars films, she doesn't drag me to rom-coms. Everyone is happy.


Have you even considered the possibility that we are in touch with our feminine side and actually want to see this movie?

How many of you fucks are married to Asians and haven’t shared pics? What are we doing here?

1 hour ago, Go Pokes said:

 


Have you even considered the possibility that we are in touch with our feminine side and actually want to see this movie?

 

Have you even considered the possibility that you may be gay (which would be perfectly acceptable just for the record?)

My wife said it was a good movie and they enjoyed it.

Married to an Asian too.  My wife and sis in law were invited to the premier with the cast.  She's going to drag me to this shit, fml.

Just saw it. Gemma Chan is fire.

Holy shit, who knew so many of us were married to Asians? Is yours crazy/mean, too? 😜 Do you play “OK, what flavor Asian is that?” whenever you see one? I’ve had relationships with two, and nothing is more racist than an Asian criticizing another variety of Asian.

13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Y'all are crazy, Constance Wu is a bad chick. They "Pam Beasley" her up on Fresh Off the Boat. 

 

Im a tit man, she has none, very cute face but I need somewhere to rest my hands

The movie is solid, but it's a much more sanitized, family-friendly version of the book. The book was very sharp, biting satire that I really enjoyed. 

Also that trailer is awful. Don't judge this movie by that crappy trailer, it was better than that.

Also the actress who played Peik Lin is just terrible. The acting in general is up-and-down, some of it's great and some of it's very average.

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I enjoyed it.  It's a bit uneven, but overall, a fun date movie. Awkafina is fucking hilarious.

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On ‎8‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 5:48 PM, Sbbruin said:

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Saw it with Mrs. Fairway over the weekend - when did Mr Chow get fat?

I had no idea going in what the movie was, going as it was her turn to choose, it was funny'ish.

Went with wife and daughter. They both agreed with me that it was terrible. Bad acting, cheesy, predictable. It was one of the worst movies I've seen at the theaters. Not sure what others are seeing that say it was pretty good. Certainly isn't worth the RT scores. Chinese paying off reviewers or something.

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I enjoyed it.  It's a bit uneven, but overall, a fun date movie. Awkafina is fucking hilarious.


Yeah I thought it was enjoyable if not predictable. Awkafina was great. Worth the admission.
If loving Wu is Wong, I don’t wanna be white.


A toast to you, fine sir!

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