August 17, 20187 yr Anyone see this? Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her.
August 17, 20187 yr I'm going to prove I am not a racist by not going to see this the same way I wouldn't go see a shitty chick flick with a white cast.
August 17, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Anyone see this? Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her. So is mine. Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals, I will be going to see it. Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu. swidt?
August 17, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, Go Pokes said: So is mine. Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals, I will be going to see it. Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu. swidt? It's Constance Wu....but yeah....
August 17, 20187 yr we're obligated to go. if we can figure out a sitter we're going tonight. i actually read all 3 books, they're entertaining moreso due to the cultural references than the storyline.
August 17, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: It's Constance Wu....but yeah.... Would, but meh. This wouldn't even rank among my top 25 in the Asian sub-division.
August 17, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, Rimbo said: Would, but meh. This wouldn't even rank among my top 25 in the Asian sub-division. There are surely sexier out there. But damn, she's so damned adorable and likable.
August 17, 20187 yr Maybe you guys are jumping to conclusions with the Constance Wu stuff. Maybe GoPokes really does want Ontario Canada real estate agent Jessica Wu? https://jessicawurealestate.com/
August 17, 20187 yr 53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: It's Constance Wu....but yeah.... Jessica is her character's name on Fresh off the Boat. I wanna bang Jessica also
August 17, 20187 yr It'll be interesting to see if we go. Wife is Asian but hates rom coms. Neither of us are particularly interested in the story but she feels like she might need to see it since it's the first big Asian American movie with an all Asian cast. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
August 17, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: Maybe you guys are jumping to conclusions with the Constance Wu stuff. Maybe GoPokes really does want Ontario Canada real estate agent Jessica Wu? https://jessicawurealestate.com/ And this Jessica too.
August 17, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said: It'll be interesting to see if we go. Wife is Asian but hates rom coms. Neither of us are particularly interested in the story but she feels like she might need to see it since it's the first big Asian American movie with an all Asian cast. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk 2nd. Joy Luck Club was the first. And also full of Asians I wanna bang
August 17, 20187 yr Who was the OSU poster at the old board with the big-tittied Asian girl coming out of the pool as his avatar? That dude really liked Asians, too. My Asian wife (no pics) is also unsentimental but wants to see it.
August 17, 20187 yr My daughter wants us all to go see this. Ever since she's gotten into Kpop she suddenly realized that she's half Asian.
August 17, 20187 yr My Asian wife (pic on the old board) has no interest in seeing this at the theater.
August 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Go Pokes said: So is mine. Unlike these two misogynistic racist neanderthals, I will be going to see it. Mainly because I have an Asian fetish and wanna bone Jessica Wu. swidt? We won't be going to see it precisely BECAUSE my wife knows I have an Asian fetish.
August 17, 20187 yr 2nd. Joy Luck Club was the first. And also full of Asians I wanna bangGood point. But we were both 8 when that came out so I guess this is her version of that.Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
August 17, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Anyone see this? Getting great reviews and the wife is pushing me to see it with her. Of course it is.....
August 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said: Maybe you guys are jumping to conclusions with the Constance Wu stuff. Maybe GoPokes really does want Ontario Canada real estate agent Jessica Wu? https://jessicawurealestate.com/ Same woman, yes?
August 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said: My Asian wife (no pics) is also unsentimental but wants to see it. 1234 We are going tonight to see it. Edited August 17, 20187 yr by Washpark
August 17, 20187 yr Author 2 hours ago, Gil Bang said: Drinking beer in the pizza joint next to the theater now. Seeing it shortly
August 17, 20187 yr So has anyone actually seen this? GF (no pics) has expressed an interest and I'm trying to figure out how much I need to resist.
August 17, 20187 yr I will never understand how you people let your wives/girlfriends drag you to these awful movies. Don't they have friends they can go with? I don't drag my wife to Star Wars films, she doesn't drag me to rom-coms. Everyone is happy.
August 17, 20187 yr Wife went with a friend from work. I think I’ll use the time wisely and catch up on ERhine clips.
August 17, 20187 yr OK, I've seen it For reference, GF's son married a girl from China. They got married in Japan. I've been to Japan twice, once for the wedding. I've met her family. She lives here now and I'm either laughing at her, or with her all of the time. It was "pretty good". If I didn't have the connection, such as it is, to Asian culture, I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much as I did. It's a chick-flick with some funny parts. And it's full of "Asians" that talk like limeys. Fucking male lead sounds like James Bond. As RomComs go, it's a 6/10. I've seen worse movies, I've seen better.
August 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: I dunno...I really like beer and pizza. Yep. Pretty good pizza place/brewery next door to the theater. GF says "let's go see a movie". I say "let's go have lunch and see what's playing when we get there".
August 17, 20187 yr Where is this mofo... back on Shaggyville?????? Wife went with a friend from work. I think I’ll use the time wisely and catch up on ERhine clips.Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
August 17, 20187 yr I will never understand how you people let your wives/girlfriends drag you to these awful movies. Don't they have friends they can go with? I don't drag my wife to Star Wars films, she doesn't drag me to rom-coms. Everyone is happy.Have you even considered the possibility that we are in touch with our feminine side and actually want to see this movie?
August 18, 20187 yr Y'all are crazy, Constance Wu is a bad chick. They "Pam Beasley" her up on Fresh Off the Boat.
August 18, 20187 yr How many of you fucks are married to Asians and haven’t shared pics? What are we doing here?
August 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Go Pokes said: Have you even considered the possibility that we are in touch with our feminine side and actually want to see this movie? Have you even considered the possibility that you may be gay (which would be perfectly acceptable just for the record?) My wife said it was a good movie and they enjoyed it.
August 18, 20187 yr Saw it, thought it was pretty bad. Wife thought it was pretty good. I wouldn’t recommend finding out for yourself.
August 18, 20187 yr Married to an Asian too. My wife and sis in law were invited to the premier with the cast. She's going to drag me to this shit, fml.
August 18, 20187 yr Holy shit, who knew so many of us were married to Asians? Is yours crazy/mean, too? 😜 Do you play “OK, what flavor Asian is that?” whenever you see one? I’ve had relationships with two, and nothing is more racist than an Asian criticizing another variety of Asian.
August 18, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: Y'all are crazy, Constance Wu is a bad chick. They "Pam Beasley" her up on Fresh Off the Boat. Im a tit man, she has none, very cute face but I need somewhere to rest my hands
August 18, 20187 yr The movie is solid, but it's a much more sanitized, family-friendly version of the book. The book was very sharp, biting satire that I really enjoyed. Also that trailer is awful. Don't judge this movie by that crappy trailer, it was better than that. Also the actress who played Peik Lin is just terrible. The acting in general is up-and-down, some of it's great and some of it's very average. Edited August 18, 20187 yr by satyanash
September 4, 20187 yr I enjoyed it. It's a bit uneven, but overall, a fun date movie. Awkafina is fucking hilarious. Edited September 4, 20187 yr by Bateshorn
September 4, 20187 yr On 8/17/2018 at 5:48 PM, Sbbruin said: Saw it with Mrs. Fairway over the weekend - when did Mr Chow get fat? I had no idea going in what the movie was, going as it was her turn to choose, it was funny'ish.
September 4, 20187 yr Went with wife and daughter. They both agreed with me that it was terrible. Bad acting, cheesy, predictable. It was one of the worst movies I've seen at the theaters. Not sure what others are seeing that say it was pretty good. Certainly isn't worth the RT scores. Chinese paying off reviewers or something. Edited September 4, 20187 yr by Kel Varnsen
September 5, 20187 yr I enjoyed it. It's a bit uneven, but overall, a fun date movie. Awkafina is fucking hilarious.Yeah I thought it was enjoyable if not predictable. Awkafina was great. Worth the admission.
September 10, 20187 yr On 8/17/2018 at 1:35 PM, Brisketexan said: It's Constance Wu....but yeah.... If loving Wu is Wong, I don’t wanna be white.
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