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12 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:


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One of the great surly pics ever.  Where's the thread of photoshops of this?

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

Oh dear god that's glorious.  I have tears in my eyes.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

ame is at an indoor stadium and the tailgate is covered with tons of heaters. I doubt it'll feel cooler than 55 anywhere in the tailgate area. Wear a jacket and pants and it'll be a little chilly and that's it. 

I'm more concerned about my Friday morning drive up from Houston.  Leaving as soon as I get the kids dropped off so hopefully I don't hit some kind of icy shitstorm in Corsicana and even if I do I still have like 6 hours to get to the tail gate an 9 for the game.

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34 minutes ago, skilesare said:

I'm more concerned about my Friday morning drive up from Houston.  Leaving as soon as I get the kids dropped off so hopefully I don't hit some kind of icy shitstorm in Corsicana and even if I do I still have like 6 hours to get to the tail gate an 9 for the game.

You won't. It will be fine. 

MAJOR SHOUT TO @immamac FOR HIS AWESOME PERFORMANCE PROMOTING THE TAILGATE AND BURNT ENDZ TODAY ON TEXAS SPORTS UNLIMITED: GREAT JOB! STARTS AT THE 1:59.05 MARK

 

3 hours ago, skilesare said:

I'm more concerned about my Friday morning drive up from Houston.  Leaving as soon as I get the kids dropped off so hopefully I don't hit some kind of icy shitstorm in Corsicana and even if I do I still have like 6 hours to get to the tail gate an 9 for the game.

 

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4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

MAJOR SHOUT TO @immamac FOR HIS AWESOME PERFORMANCE PROMOTING THE TAILGATE AND BURNT ENDZ TODAY ON TEXAS SPORTS UNLIMITED: GREAT JOB! STARTS AT THE 1:59.05 MARK

 

Not enough ALL CAPS. Negged

47 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Not enough ALL CAPS. Negged

I HAVE LYME DISEASE AND NO LONGER HAVE CONTROL OVER MY FINGERS. THANKS FOR NEGATING MY FEELINGS! 

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Your taun-tuan will freeze before you reach Woody's in Centerville.

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18 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

MAJOR SHOUT TO @immamac FOR HIS AWESOME PERFORMANCE PROMOTING THE TAILGATE AND BURNT ENDZ TODAY ON TEXAS SPORTS UNLIMITED: GREAT JOB! STARTS AT THE 1:59.05 MARK

 

Couldn't find Imma @1:59:05 mark??

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Couldn't find Imma @1:59:05 mark??

Try 5:30:10 during Chip brown's show. You will see Imma on camera.  Thnx 

I'd just uber tbh. Parking is a bitch, take a shuttle to a bar and uber from there. Driving is a clusterfuck and if you stay for the eyes you are gonna be there forever anyway 

Do they have handicapped parking at jerryworld? Special lot ? Kid broke his ankle and in a cast and has handicapped sticker for 3 months. He and 3 buddies are driving from Austin Thursday night, which pisses me off, but oh well. Doesn’t have to be the one driving only in the car.

Google says that lots A, D, J, and G have an accessibility shuttle with a tent near the entrance to the lot. The handicapped parking spaces are first come/first serve, but you must have a parking pass for that lot. 

I park my car

in handicap spaces

while handicap people

make handicap faces

I'm an asshole (asshole asshole asshole)

38 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I park my car

in handicap spaces

while handicap people

make handicap faces

I'm an asshole (asshole asshole asshole)

I use public toilets

and I piss on the seat.

I walk around in the summertime, sayin',

How about this heat!

10 hours ago, dcbc said:

Your taun-tuan will freeze before you reach Woody's in Centerville.

then he'll see you in HELL!

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I park my car

in handicap spaces

while handicap people

make handicap faces

I'm an asshole (asshole asshole asshole)

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses 

Dorothy Parker

On 1/6/2025 at 5:39 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Corsicana is where they invented Wolf chili.  I'm pretty sure you won't freeze there and I'm pretty sure tauntaun meat would sell at a premium.

2 hours ago, CoTex said:

Corsicana is where they invented Wolf chili.  I'm pretty sure you won't freeze there and I'm pretty sure tauntaun meat would sell at a premium.

I hear it don't smell so good though.

 

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Sold my two extra game tickets, and even though I took a bath on them from the LHF prices, who gives a fuck. Can’t wait for Friday.

Buddy joining me at the game is flying in from Telluride that day, so hopefully he makes it. But I’ll be rolling solo at the tailgate from when it opens. See y’all there.

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10 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Sold my two extra game tickets, and even though I took a bath on them from the LHF prices, who gives a fuck. Can’t wait for Friday.

Buddy joining me at the game is flying in from Telluride that day, so hopefully he makes it. But I’ll be rolling solo at the tailgate from when it opens. See y’all there.

Wait. Are you me in an alternate universe? Sold my extra pair yesterday and picked up friend from Telluride last night at DFW for game.

Is the tent secured via ballast or bolted down to asphalt?  

AND

Is the tent secured using the guidelines laid out by the International Fabrics Association International (IFAI)?

 

11 minutes ago, scottonian said:

tickets needed for kids (8, 12) as well?

 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yep, but if you bring em we can probably do something at the door. 

Phrasing.

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Is the tent secured via ballast or bolted down to asphalt?  

AND

Is the tent secured using the guidelines laid out by the International Fabrics Association International (IFAI)?

 

He borrowed it from Wulawhorn.  So it's rated to weather the elements, among other things.

Still plenty of space left?  Still trying to figure out plans but will try to steer some folks this way tomorrow.

Is there anywhere to park within a reasonable distance for a reasonable price? Or not, cuz Jerry?

 

I was planning to the do the J Gilligan's deal, but their shuttles don't start until three hours before gametime (3:30) and I'm hoping to arrive up there earlier than that. Guess I could just post up there for a while before getting a ride to the tailgate.

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

Is there anywhere to park within a reasonable distance for a reasonable price? Or not, cuz Jerry?

 

I was planning to the do the J Gilligan's deal, but their shuttles don't start until three hours before gametime (3:30) and I'm hoping to arrive up there earlier than that. Guess I could just post up there for a while before getting a ride to the tailgate.

J Gilligan drops off right there at the tailgate. 

Just now, immamac said:

J Gilligan drops off right there at the tailgate. 

Yeah I know, that's my plan. But in case I get up to the area a bit earlier just seeing if there were any other options closer to the stadium/tailgate, primarily for ease of access after the game.

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

Yeah I know, that's my plan. But in case I get up to the area a bit earlier just seeing if there were any other options closer to the stadium/tailgate, primarily for ease of access after the game.

You can walk? That's about as close as it gets. 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

1M BTU heater. 

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World's biggest sex tent

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You get that many surlyites together and there will be way more hot air than that.

Would be more worried about the lack of dissipation of beer and bbq farts

26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

World's biggest sex tent

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

World's biggest sex tent

Everything’s bigger in Texas. 
 

That is one hell of a setup, major props.  Hope everyone has a good time. 

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