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Result? 

Two Big Ten teams, Notre Dame, and a legacy Big 12 team in the semifinals. The closest other team is a legacy Pac-12 now Big 12 team losing in double overtime.

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Why'd we join this sinking ship of poors again?  I still hate it.

Well, this is why they all want us. They need us to carry their conferences for 'em. Can't do it without us.

We have gone full circle.  One semifinal is going to look like an SEC game from 10-15 years ago and one semifinal is going to look like a Big 12 game.

We took care of another legacy SEC team in our bowl, so I think that counts double.

20 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Really tired of having to carry conferences

I'm stealing this line!

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This semifinals is honestly so fucking incredible. 

Texas. Ohio State. Notre Dame. Penn State.

I mean if that doesn't get your dick hard then you don't like college football.

Again:

TEXAS. Fucking TEXAS

NOTRE DAME

OHIO fuckin STATE

PENN STATE

bruh 

Straight into my veins. Let's play this shit tomorrow. I'm ready. 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


 

Also, when the BCS era was around and we'd get an all SEC championship, not going to happen again. Even in the 4 team playoff era, placing 2 SEC teams in there, not going to happen. 50% of the 12 team field won't be SEC. Did the SEC have talent and good teams? Sure. Did they also manipulate the system and in bed with ESPN to make this happen? Absolutely. When every ESPN talking head keeps pushing the "SEC best ever!!" mantra, people start to believe it and parrot it. SEC got the benefit of the doubt no other conference did.

NIL and transfer portal is really going to deplete the SEC bullshitn even further. No longer can Saban and these SEC schools just stockpile the best talent, pay them under the table and they are stuck. Guaranteeing years of great results with all this talent at their disposal. Players used to go to Bama, Georgia, LSU to get a shot at a ring and would sit to do it. Not now. These players will transfer at the drop of a dime when they feel that team isn't the right fit or they want playing time. And now NIL is willing them to pay them.

I found it funny how many spun it as "The NIL and transfer portal is so bad, it made Saban quit". Nah. Saban knew he no longer had a massive advantage and was not going to be some top ruling team like he was. Those players are now legally paid, not under the table like he was doing.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This semifinals is honestly so fucking incredible. 

Texas. Ohio State. Notre Dame. Penn State.

I mean if that doesn't get your dick hard then you don't like college football.

Again:

TEXAS. Fucking TEXAS

NOTRE DAME

OHIO fuckin STATE

PENN STATE

bruh 

Straight into my veins. Let's play this shit tomorrow. I'm ready. 

FUCKING TEXAS

Let's go win this shit. Fuck these assholes. 

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I refuse to buy into the bullshit about how you looked yesterday. We can compete with anyone. This is as much about us playing our game as anyone. We looked hung over. I do not expect that going forward. The team loves each other and knows what is ahead. Win or lose, I am proud these boys put a stamp on the SEC this year. 

Here is to many more years of running this shit.

Episode 5 Drinking GIF by The Bachelor

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did they also manipulate the system and in bed with ESPN to make this happen? Absolutely. When every ESPN talking head keeps pushing the "SEC best ever!!" mantra, people start to believe it and parrot it. SEC got the benefit of the doubt no other conference did.

The first decade or so of SEC dominance, the SEC didn't have the big contract with ESPN.

In fact, Gators fans definitely remember how much ESPN was pushing "B1G Dominance!!!!111!!" back in 2006.

College Gameday was at Michigan-Ohio State and before the game was played, they were already arguing that the loser should get to rematch the winner in the BCS title game. 

4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

We can compete with anyone.

You're God Damn right we can. 

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22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This semifinals is honestly so fucking incredible. 

Texas. Ohio State. Notre Dame. Penn State.

I mean if that doesn't get your dick hard then you don't like college football.

especially for those sandusky types

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Imagine taking some kind of pride or joy out of the accomplishments of your team's conferencemates when you're s'posed to hate most of those motherfuckers.

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Just now, redswingline said:

especially for those sandusky types

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penn st not getting the death penalty was pure bullshit 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

"Imagine being an SEC fan..." Could've just stopped there.

29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Let's play this shit tomorrow. I'm ready. 

Can we make it the 6:30 kick, I still need to run by Costco for some new underwear.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

penn st not getting the death penalty was pure bullshit 

that and michigan state. they both ran pedophile rings for decades and didn't respond to complaints.

decades of touching kids and those that could have stopped it but looked the other way deserves a special place in hell

19 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

The first decade or so of SEC dominance, the SEC didn't have the big contract with ESPN.

In fact, Gators fans definitely remember how much ESPN was pushing "B1G Dominance!!!!111!!" back in 2006.

College Gameday was at Michigan-Ohio State and before the game was played, they were already arguing that the loser should get to rematch the winner in the BCS title game. 

Yeah, and 2008 (2009 MNC game) should have been a rematch between ou and Texas.

They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

FUCKING TEXAS

Let's go win this shit. Fuck these assholes. 

You're quoting yourself?

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You're quoting yourself?

Look man it's been a long season. 

55 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.

saw this guy as well, but rules  

we all need to see the impetus for that hat

Edited by jTower
typing is hard

PSU must apologize for what went down over there. Or they will be perennial assholes of CFB forever and it's not fair for an entire state to pay for the fucktardness of a few who represented them. Do it PSU and let's move on

 

1 hour ago, redswingline said:

that and michigan state. they both ran pedophile rings for decades and didn't respond to complaints.

decades of touching kids and those that could have stopped it but looked the other way deserves a special place in hell

Don't neglect to include Baylor in rape and homicide enabled universities and athletics programs that should have been shut down forever! 

In hate and amount of damage.. I'd rank it:

1A) PedoState

1B) MSU 

2) Rapelor

MSU did more damage for a longer period of time, but at least their fucking fans didn't defend it nor did the university erect a statue of the ring leader.

Edited by BurntEyes

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Don't neglect to include Baylor in rape and homicide enabled universities and athletics programs that should have been shut down forever! 

In hate and amount of damage.. I'd rank it:

1A) PedoState

1B) MSU 

2) Rapelor

MSU did more damage for a longer period of time, but at least their fucking fans didn't defend it nor did the university erect a statue of the ring leader.

And don’t forget what Craig James did to those, ahem, ladies of the night at SMU. 

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