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On what subject should you be considered Surly's resident expert?

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The Space Shuttle's AP-101/S onboard computer operating system. 

21 minutes ago, AP101S said:

The Space Shuttle's AP-101/S onboard computer operating system. 

Fuck, I will never be this cool. 

20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Fuck, I will never be this cool. 

 

I am also an expert in the cotton-eyed joe and the square dance hoedown

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

haberdasheries and hatteries, especially places that sell top hats.

Meyer the Hatter on St Charles. Legit or nah?

8 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Subject/topic/skill can be broad or very specific, I'm just looking for confidence that no one else here is better at it, or more knowledgeable about it.

I'm pretty boring, so I'm more interested in your responses, but if I had to offer an example I'd say I probably know more about the "sport" of curling than anyone else.  Not that I'm all THAT great at it, but purely because of the demographics here.

Guesses as to other posters' expertise is welcome 

Making your wife cum 

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Fiber supplements.

Who is the best at posting upside down pictures?

I am unrivaled in my market timing investment tips; go ahead ask anyone who subscribes to the Reverse-Wally fund club news letter.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I am unrivaled in my market timing investment tips; go ahead ask anyone who subscribes to the Reverse-Wally fund club news letter.

 

 

Definitely true.

1 hour ago, troph said:

peeing in a fire place

 

I've pee'd in many campfires, in all kinds of situations. Wait, you said a fire place, yeah, I've never done that.

Peeing in a fireplace.

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Death.



I’ve also pooped down a chimney, although I’m not sure that makes me an expert on the subject.

My bad taste in women is pretty much unrivaled but then I haven't married a stripper so I may be #2 in that category.  

Arizona State football. I poured literally minutes upon minutes of energy into the 2024 season, my first as a supporter. My thoroughly detailed research of the program shows they have mostly sucked until this past year. I look forward to 2025 where I may decide to really expand my horizons and perhaps devote an hour of my life to this juggernaut of a football program. 

I believe I am eminently qualified (and highly skilled) in not creating generational wealth for my family. 

Some really, really important shit.

 

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OTOH, I did once get a round of 59 on GameBoy golf - so I may be a world record holder. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Some really, really important shit.

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I loved playing this game. It got me through church services when I was a kid.

1. COTA.

 2. COTA's $500+ Million in subsidy payments so far from the State of Texas MERP subsidy, enabled by Gov. Hot Wheels, and increasing annually.

[mention=98]Patricio Swayze[/mention]  for toothless Houston whores and abandoned buildings.
 

Last activity 2 months ago. I hate when people mature or get lives.
26 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Last activity 2 months ago. I hate when people mature or get lives.

Something pissed him off at Imma and Bob and he swore off Surly.

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Something pissed him off at Imma and Bob and he swore off Surly.

August 22, 2024 Manifesto.  it was like Tebow‘s promise, but nobody created a permanent plaque

I'd be willing to bet that I have the nicest looking lawn of anyone on this website.  

I'd be willing to bet that I have the nicest looking lawn of anyone on this website.  

Throw down muthafucka.
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17 minutes ago, tigol said:


Throw down muthafucka.

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