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21 minutes ago, Constant said:

Zero receptions by a Penn State receiver. 

Well that's because Drew Allar sucks moose cock.

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

To be fair, Florida oranges are fucking delicious.

Growing up in Vero Beach we had a half tangerine half/navel orange grafted tree in our backyard that had the best oranges I’ve ever tasted.   Indian River County knows how to grow some citrus.

13 minutes ago, naija said:

I'm sure you guys will change some minds.

Odds are they'll change them on their own.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Penn St will feel good about their year, but I'm not sure they really beat a good team - SMU and Boise St I guess although those teams helped out a lot.

Neither of those teams are close to NC caliber. This was the easiest path they'll ever have.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?

 

You hate to see it

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?

 

Are you familiar with Charlie Strong?

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Penn St will feel good about their year, but I'm not sure they really beat a good team - SMU and Boise St I guess although those teams helped out a lot.

No they won’t. This is no better than just missing the national championship all those years they were the 2nd or 3rd best team in the big ten. Still the same thing. 2nd or 3rd best team in the big ten. Still a few players and a good coach short of a national championship. There’s nothing to feel good about with this playoff run.

if Allar is even decent they win this game easily. 

Notre Dame band should play outside the Franklin press conference going on right now just to piss him off. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Are you familiar with Charlie Strong?

Charlie wasn't around long enough to amass that record. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?

 

Yeah but if you’re batting 0.067 in mlb you’re considered…. Unman …. Shitty too.

NM.

24 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Their TE is a TE in name only. He’s really a WR. Never should have won the Mackey.

17 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Sweater skirt front row is working 

Looch iz writin' out his pablum on texags even now.... Lulz.

Would be awesome for them if we beat the Bucknuts because then aggy can claim to have played both teams in the CFP final (and lost to both).
9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?

 

No I cannot he would have been run out of town.

yikes, it can happen to anyone. we all have that take that doesn't age well

 

 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Would be awesome for them if we beat the Bucknuts because then aggy can claim to have played both teams in the CFP final (and lost to both).

It really makes them 10 - 2 since those two loses become strong moral victories.

Did Franklin think Notre Dame was going to fake the punt?

yikes, it can happen to anyone. we all have that take that doesn't age well
 
 

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19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There were actually podcasters speculating the NFL might try to entice Allar not to go back to school because he's the clear number 1 QB.

what an awful draft year for QBs.

What a load of bullshit. That guy is a limp wrist Kerry Collins.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


 

I heard this and just figured PSU was doomed. Just Franklin trying to do too much. 

Only head coach from this century worse than Franklin against the top 5

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6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The Nitters ran for 140 yards in the first half, 64 in the second.

Nitters?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Nitters?

It's another name for crabs.

"I went to a Texas Tech party and caught the Nitters."

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nitters?

 

Just now, F250 said:

It's another name for crabs.

"I went to a Texas Tech party and caught the Nitters."

It’s how we refer to them. They are the Nittany Lions. So we say, Nitters. Or Nambly Lions from Crappy Valley.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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The NItters. This isn’t hard. This isn’t racial. I’ve explained it here before.

They are the Nittany Lions. So we call them Nitters. Don’t look for something that isn’t there.

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From TexAgs: 

 
 
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“Why didn't Leonard consider following Elko here? Should we have seen that as a negative reflection on Elko's offensive philosophies?”
No, you should see it as Leonard is a normal human being who doesn’t like to spend his time with a bunch of freak-show nut jobs. 

Penn State owned the first half and was up 10-3, then let concussed Riley Leonard waltz down the field to open the second half with zero resistance. 
 

Drew Allar sucks ass. I hope it turns out it was really him on that escort boat a few hours before kick 

Yeah maybe just call them Pedo State or something.  Then everyone will know exactly which derogatory term you're utilizing.

 

 

5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

It’s how we refer to them. They are the Nittany Lions. So we say, Nitters. Or Nambly Lions from Crappy Valley.

The NAMBLA Lions?

Full on koolaid and rolling everything over to Texas ml +200. LFG. 

Well, that was something.  Just got home from watching with some buddies.  Holy shit.

One more semi-final to go. 

1 minute ago, BlueGreySky said:

Well, that was something.  Just got home from watching with some buddies.  Holy shit.

One more semi-final to go. 

The cfb playoffs have been fun, I don't want them to end.

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3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah maybe just call them Pedo State or something.  Then everyone will know exactly which derogatory term you're utilizing.

 

 

Eh, Nitters rolls off the tongue much easier. I’ve never, in my life, used the one that people may want to think I mean so I’m not worried about that.

3 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

The NAMBLA Lions?

Nittany + NAMBLA = Nambly

8 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The NItters. This isn’t hard. This isn’t racial. I’ve explained it here before.

They are the Nittany Lions. So we call them Nitters. Don’t look for something that isn’t there.

It was funnier when it seemed like a slur. You ruined my night.

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Marcus Freeman is buying a lot of goodwill for Notre Dame. I fucking hate Notre Dame but I enjoy seeing Freeman succeed.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

The Orange bowl has come a long way from the piss fiiled balloons and switchblades of 1989.  And the bottom line was best. 

 

Now go score 48 on the buckeyes.

Full on koolaid and rolling everything over to Texas ml +200. LFG. 

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51 minutes ago, F250 said:

Marcus Freeman is buying a lot of goodwill for Notre Dame. I fucking hate Notre Dame but I enjoy seeing Freeman succeed.

Same. 

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The Nitters ran for 140 yards in the first half, 64 in the second.

It's been brought up a bunch but I get more impressed with Freeman almost (not NIU) every time I watch ND. That's a pretty telling stat with respect to second half adjustments. 

2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

The Orange has shrunk since the Mangino days

 

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16 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

It's been brought up a bunch but I get more impressed with Freeman almost (not NIU) every time I watch ND. That's a pretty telling stat with respect to second half adjustments. 

Have to admit, those sorts of stats give me pause in a possible future opponent. By that everyone knows I mean the 3rd quarter.

16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Have to admit, those sorts of stats give me pause in a possible future opponent. By that everyone knows I mean the 3rd quarter.

I'm eager to hear the explanation.  PSU beat us to the punch on the lines in the first qtr, and then re-emerged in the 4th almost as well.  But we seemed to wake up at half time, maybe the coaches told the defense not to worry about the WRs 

 

 

2 hours ago, naija said:

yikes, it can happen to anyone. we all have that take that doesn't age well

 

 

He managed to top it a couple minutes later with his "Notre Dame needs to make sure not to score a touchdown too early!" bleating when they were on the 37 with 29 seconds left.

6 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

I'm eager to hear the explanation.  PSU beat us to the punch on the lines in the first qtr, and then re-emerged in the 4th almost as well.  But we seemed to wake up at half time, maybe the coaches told the defense not to worry about the WRs 

 

 

Well it's 2 parts really. First, Texas has been hurribad at halftime adjustments all year. Our 3rd quarters have been...um less than productive.

Second not related to my first post Franklin, sadly somewhat like Sark, tends to go away from things that are working well. "Over thinks" his offense and wants to check certain boxes cause..  who knows why but probably ego

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