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#1901
3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Do we get a bowl full of cotton if we win the Cotton Bowl tomorrow?

a cupful of salt for the road to Atlanta...

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#1902
4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Any time you can have 2 less guys attempt to block the biggest kick of the season you simply have to do it


 

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#1903
5 hours ago, mdmost said:

Do we get a bowl full of cotton if we win the Cotton Bowl tomorrow?

Hopefully it’s at least chocolate covered 

#1905
6 hours ago, F250 said:

Marcus Freeman is buying a lot of goodwill for Notre Dame. I fucking hate Notre Dame but I enjoy seeing Freeman succeed.

Hope he goes down to the Evil Texas Longhorns and jumps to the NFL…

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#1907
6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nitters?

People that annoy you. 

#1909

Just watching the replay. When PSU got the ball back on their last possession, McElroy says Allar is “not likely to put the ball in harm’s way, so I’d empower him” to throw the ball. Two plays later he throws the pick that loses the game. 
 

Helobius couldn’t have called it better. 

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#1910

Anyone got the stadium/jumbotron pic?  Friends of mine at the gamewatch last night didn't believe Shaggy made this happen back in the day.

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#1911
8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So a white Jamarcus Russell??

Except that Russell was mobile, fast and could move. Allar is just a Hackenburg wannabe. The fascination and gravitation toward him is really bizarre. 

#1913
Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?
 

Part of that was at vandy wasn’t it? Which would be understandable.
#1914
35 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Just watching the replay. When PSU got the ball back on their last possession, McElroy says Allar is “not likely to put the ball in harm’s way, so I’d empower him” to throw the ball. Two plays later he throws the pick that loses the game. 
 

Helobius couldn’t have called it better. 

I liked when they talked about how good PSU's linebacker (#41) was, immediately followed by him getting beaten for a touchdown and then a couple minutes later getting hurdled.

#1915

That wouldn’t be tolerated at all.

 

i listened as many others did I guess to a bit of his presser last night. Goddamn that guy talks as if everything he says is some sort of divine proclamation. Like we all ought to be taking notes on a stone tablet.  What a fucking jackass. 

#1917
11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Do you feel like an idiot yet?

Never did. The only player who looked decent was Jaden Greathouse.

#1921
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Was a single offensive hold called in last night's game?

They were saving the holding calls for tonight. 

#1922
12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Damn I miss the old site. @THUJONE's depictions of "meanwhile in Pennsyltucky" and "what is a 'Peed o bear'" were great. 

#1923
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Was a single offensive hold called in last night's game?

Not this fuckin one, that's for sure.  Was so pissed at this moment.

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#1924
26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Was a single offensive hold called in last night's game?

The more frustrating thing was "letting the boys play" until Penn State needed a boost.

Don't change the fucking strike zone in the middle of the game.

#1926
9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The NItters. This isn’t hard. This isn’t racial. I’ve explained it here before.

They are the Nittany Lions. So we call them Nitters. Don’t look for something that isn’t there.

Oh no it’s not racial, it’s just stupid as fuck.

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#1927
I still can't get over Greg McElroy suggesting Notre Dame shouldn't score too fast with 29 seconds left on the clock.

 

#1928

Vintage Franklin.

11 guys on the LOS maybe gives you a better chance for the block? But Peanut Head was probably contemplating an ND fake....

 

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#1929
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


Part of that was at vandy wasn’t it? Which would be understandable.

Um....it says 1-14 at Penn State. He's been there since 2014. At the same time, Michigan and Ohio State were top 5 teams constantly. He can't win the big game. 

This is from the write up before the Fiesta Bowl. 

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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — There’s nothing left now but to accept it. Embrace it, and then change it. 

“There are things that Drew and I can talk about, that maybe no one else can,” James Franklin says. 

Like Franklin’s 3-19 record against top 10 teams as Penn State’s coach. Or Drew Allar’s 0-4 record against top 10 teams as Penn State’s quarterback.

Welcome, everyone, to the life of coach and quarterback. Way too much credit, way too much blame. 

Like Franklin’s 1-14 record against top five opponents at Penn State, or Allar completing 48 percent of his passes against those games against top 10 teams.

 

#1930
24 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The more frustrating thing was "letting the boys play" until Penn State needed a boost.

Don't change the fucking strike zone in the middle of the game.

They did the classic Rig XII "wait until you know it's a big play before throwing a flag" thing

#1931
20 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Vintage Franklin.

11 guys on the LOS maybe gives you a better chance for the block? But Peanut Head was probably contemplating an ND fake....

 

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Faking and throwing for a TD would have been pretty sweet

#1932
59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Was a single offensive hold called in last night's game?

Nope.  We got a defensive hand to the face of an OL though, just to make things fair

#1933
9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Nittany + NAMBLA = Nambly

Okay, cool. I mean, "Nitters" was so fucking stupid you can hardly fault me for not being 100% on what would otherwise seem to be an obvious connection.

#1934
31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Think Abdul Carter got held on every play.

Does strangulation count as a hold?

#1935
14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Um....it says 1-14 at Penn State. He's been there since 2014. At the same time, Michigan and Ohio State were top 5 teams constantly. He can't win the big game. 

This is from the write up before the Fiesta Bowl. 

 

2016 was the last time, right? Beat #2 Ohio State

#1937

 

Penn State’s basically had the same QB for 15 years

 

#1938
49 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Think Abdul Carter got held on every play.

Some are calling him “another Micah Parsons”…

#1939
43 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Vintage Franklin.

11 guys on the LOS maybe gives you a better chance for the block? But Peanut Head was probably contemplating an ND fake....

 

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My guess is he traded a couple bigger bodies on the line for speed guys that might be able to scoop a blocked kick. Obviously ya gotta block it first

#1940

The way Penn State lost looked so familiar. They looked like they had the better athletes. Defense looked more physical. QB just missed too many throws and allowed ND to hang around. 

#1941

They should have been up about 17 at the half...

They dominated the living fuck outta the first 2 quarters on both LOS and won the TO battle.  Went into the house with a 7 point lead.

#1942
Relatively eventful last 10 minutes.

 

8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

He managed to top it a couple minutes later with his "Notre Dame needs to make sure not to score a touchdown too early!" bleating when they were on the 37 with 29 seconds left.

 

53 minutes ago, satyanash said:
I still can't get over Greg McElroy suggesting Notre Dame shouldn't score too fast with 29 seconds left on the clock.

 

Greg is usually pretty good but DAYUM:

http://dlvr.it/THHJ0z

 

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#1943
3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

The way Penn State lost looked so familiar. They looked like they had the better athletes. Defense looked more physical. QB just missed too many throws and allowed ND to hang around. 

If you think Allar's performance looked like anything you've seen from Ewers and our offense  you should delete your account and never post again. Jesus. 

Our passing game has had issues when the OL gets whipped as evidenced by our inability to run the ball. Penn State ran for 204 yards last night. 

Sometimes I wonder how you idiots manage to find the internet. 

#1944
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Greg is usually pretty good but DAYUM:

http://dlvr.it/THHJ0z

 


It was so bad that I thought I drank too much and couldn’t read the game clock or that the sound wasn’t synched correctly.

 

There was also that weird comment about ND already being in field goal range when the ball was on the 40 or 45 on that final possession.
I mean, a 58-63 yard field goals are attempted…. Just not usually in the college game and not usually with like a minute left.
 

#1945
13 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

The way Penn State lost looked so familiar. They looked like they had the better athletes. Defense looked more physical. QB just missed too many throws and allowed ND to hang around. 

There's a reason Franklin is 1-15 against top 5 teams. It's not going to change. He blew two leads last night and will never be able to win meaningful games. 

Franklin is tailor made for covering against the Purdues and creating booster happiness.  Competing against like athletes?  Forget it. 

#1946
9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If you think Allar's performance looked like anything you've seen from Ewers and our offense  you should delete your account and never post again. Jesus. 

Our passing game has had issues when the OL gets whipped as evidenced by our inability to run the ball. Penn State ran for 204 yards last night. 

Sometimes I wonder how you idiots manage to find the internet. 

A key component of the genius that is Sark is his insistence to throw it to the ….. checks notes …. Wide receivers.

James Franklin could take some pointers on this cutting edge offensive philosophy .

#1947
1 hour ago, Deej said:

They were saving the holding calls for tonight. 

No idea if this is accurate, but my buddy told me OSU D hasnt gotten a holding call since the Western Mich game, and Sawyer has never gotten one in his career

#1948
Just now, cmontexas said:

No idea if this is accurate, but my buddy told me OSU D hasnt gotten a holding call since the Western Mich game, and Sawyer has never gotten one in his career

They haven't had a hold called since 2023 at some point.

#1949
56 minutes ago, satyanash said:
I still can't get over Greg McElroy suggesting Notre Dame shouldn't score too fast with 29 seconds left on the clock.

 

Announcers rarely get confused for rocket surgeons, but damn. It's like both guys got concussed during the two minute timeout. Sean McDonough couldn't figure out why ND would throw the ball in their hurry up offense. Then Allar could be trusted to pass the ball. Then ND shouldn't try to score a touchdown. And that was only a minute or so of game time.

#1950
6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

A key component of the genius that is Sark is his insistence to throw it to the ….. checks notes …. Wide receivers.

James Franklin could take some pointers on this cutting edge offensive philosophy .

In fairness, we can't know for sure whether or not some of Allar's passes were intended for WRs. 

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