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Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool. 

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You guys better fucking win this thing. I can’t handle osu winning another national championship. 

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Some of you like to bitch about anything. Why don’t you ask his dad why he recorded jt

He’s a pedo fan, take it easy on him

yeah, our guys would never talk about Jesus after a game. 🙄

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

I just called Dr Deepanshi for an appt

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Good night fuckers

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1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m sorry Riley but Jesus doesn’t care about your football game 

How can you say that? Jesus obviously hates Boise State.

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


It’s called filming a special moment

Like it isn’t televised from a million different cameras. Just put your phone down and live in the moment for once

Just now, Constant said:

Zero receptions by a Penn State receiver. 

That’s hard to fathom. 

Just now, naija said:

yeah, our guys would never talk about Jesus after a game. 🙄

They shouldn’t. Because it’s fucking stupid. 

Just now, TreatyOak said:

Aggy is the big winner tonight. This makes their glorious BEST LOSS to Notre Dame even more wondrous. And to think that their second best loss against Texas will make this season even sweeter for them. Plus, if Texas wins, SEC SEC SEC! Congrats to them!!!

Looch iz writin' out his pablum on texags even now.... Lulz.

Little more effort by Penn St #11 and he might have blocked that punt.

Well, he’s only playing with 1 arm. Did you miss that on the broadcast? Unless they’ve got two on the team.
1 minute ago, Constant said:

Zero receptions by a Penn State receiver. 

they can't be that bad. they should portal

How did NIU beat these guys?

Well they suck
5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


I’m sure you film fat bitches all the time. STFU

Cell phone lens isn’t wide enough 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Fuck Pedo State.

 

What’s he doing? Leonard is 12 years too old

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

But nearly everyone places their trust in Jesus tho… gasp, does he play favorites?

Obviously, Notre Dame is part of the One True Church.

Zero receptions by a Penn State receiver. 

That’s crazy.
6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Aggy's first game losing to ND and Texas' last game to beat ND and win the national championship would be amazing.

Please make it so.

The only aggy response to that would be 

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s a pedo fan, take it easy on him

And a Steelers fan. It’s going to be a rough weekend of football. 

Like it isn’t televised from a million different cameras. Just put your phone down and live in the moment for once

He’s old, cut him some slack
1 minute ago, Constant said:

Zero receptions by a Penn State receiver. 

The University of Iowa at State College?

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool. 

You're threatened?  LOL.

He just fucking won a semifinal game.  Rock on.

I can picture a Neil Gaiman novel where various deities sponsor NIL deals. 

Just now, Blotto said:

Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool. 

Obviously God chose the golden domers over pedos for this game.  He just wanted them to sweat for some reason. Now, why he allowed pedo st to win up to now, isn't clear.   

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They shouldn’t. Because it’s fucking stupid. 

Makes as much sense as any other postgame interview.

Note:  They're all stupid.

it's fucking bizarre we make a human dress up in that thing and pretend to be a fucking live orange or something

So how does aggy claim this, they played ND close and they could have made this run given the chance??

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool. 

Hey dipshit you might want to go watch the peach bowl postgame where your QB and thorpe award winner talk about stuff

LMFAO how dumb can Surly get? Stay tuned.....

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is this true? Holy shit 

Yes. No balls rhythmically slapping their hands tonight. 

You're threatened?  LOL.
He just fucking won a semifinal game.  Rock on.

Jesus loves Texas more, red raider
1 minute ago, Iceman said:

You're threatened?  LOL.

He just fucking won a semifinal game.  Rock on.

OK Rube

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is this true? Holy shit 

5 guys caught passes, 3 TEs and 2 RBs 

They shouldn’t. Because it’s fucking stupid. 

Pretty sure Vince, Colt, Sam, Arch and Quinn have all done it. Multiple rbs and other players. Quinn has a tattoo of a bible verse on his arm. He spoke about recentering with the Lord or something to that effect before the season.
5 minutes ago, naija said:

yeah, our guys would never talk about Jesus after a game. 🙄

Because he’s a ND homer

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

So how does aggy claim this, they played ND close and they could have made this run given the chance??

I have been claiming for a while that the greatest moral victory would be Texas vs ND which would give them 2018 vibes when they lost to Clemson and Alabama!

Just now, Pimphand said:

Hey dipshit you might want to go watch the peach bowl postgame where your QB and thorpe award winner talk about stuff

LMFAO how dumb can Surly get? Stay tuned.....

And I would say the same thing about them. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is this true? Holy shit 

I believe so. All they threw was to #44. And RBs on short passes. Their QB was garbage on anything remotely down the field. 

HOLY SHIT. Who is this guy from the Orange Bowl? He speaks like a 7th grader afraid to present in front his class.

 

Also - that Orange Bowl mascot is SMALL

 

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Aliens looking down from space right now trying to understand why a bunch of young men beat the fuck out of each other for 60 minutes to win the grand prize of a giant bowl of oranges

Why dont they ever peel and eat a damn orange on the stage? That would be a boss move like a mother fucker.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I believe so. All they threw was to #44. And RBs on short passes. Their QB was garbage on anything remotely down the field. 

Also garbage throwing across the field!

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