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Pretty sure Vince, Colt, Sam, Arch and Quinn have all done it. Multiple rbs and other players. Quinn has a tattoo of a bible verse on his arm. He spoke about recentering with the Lord or something to that effect before the season.

It's stupid because it's all made up and a waste of your limited time on earth. Study film, win games, fuck bitches.
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This is pretty enjoyable since Franklin was such a dildo in the press conference with Freeman. Acted like he was dominating over Freeman. What a fraud. 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

The Orange has shrunk since the Mangino days

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

And I would say the same thing about them. 

I mean all religions are based on being a space alien worship cult so on that we can agree ;-)

Just now, DaysOff said:


It's stupid because it's all made up and a waste of your limited time on earth. Study film, win games, fuck bitches.

I'm sure you guys will change some minds.

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Pretty sure Vince, Colt, Sam, Arch and Quinn have all done it. Multiple rbs and other players. Quinn has a tattoo of a bible verse on his arm. He spoke about recentering with the Lord or something to that effect before the season.

And my point stands

They should mimic the Pop-tarts and send the orange mascot into a blender/juicer. 

Solid answer from him about being the first black coach to make a championship game.

4 minutes ago, naija said:

it's fucking bizarre we make a human dress up in that thing and pretend to be a fucking live orange or something

I can't see Obie without thinking of Mangino.

these kids are too dumb to know how to eat an orange

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

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ND fans must feel incredibly relieved with the way Freeman vs Kelly turned out.  Holy shit.  There was a lot of hand-wringing but Freeman has clearly set himself apart from that twat.

Just now, elfenix said:

these kids are too dumb to know how to eat an orange

That sounds like a job for…

Do we get a bowl full of cotton if we win the Cotton Bowl tomorrow?

Just now, elfenix said:

these kids are too dumb to know how to eat an orange

Let’s send Mack there as a special consultant.  Good way to get him the fuck away from UT.

I cry when I see #16 at State Pen. I watched his dad play a few times in high school, at Schenley, the same high school for Maurice Lucas and DeJuan Blair, among many others and then watched him play at Pitt. Darnell, the father, was built like a damned Roman statue and his mom always insisted to Coach Harris that he would play QB. They finally overruled her and Darnell bounced around a few years and won a Super Bowl ring with the Saints.  

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Remake girl was better.  Lulz

"that's a huge refund gap but i think i have just the thing"

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

HOLY SHIT. Who is this guy from the Orange Bowl? He speaks like a 7th grader afraid to present in front his class.

 

Also - that Orange Bowl mascot is SMALL

 

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10 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Well, he’s only playing with 1 arm. Did you miss that on the broadcast? Unless they’ve got two on the team.

I did miss that.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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The orange is smaller.  🤣

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Well DUH. After that year they had to grow a new orange

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

ND fans must feel incredibly relieved with the way Freeman vs Kelly turned out.  Holy shit.  There was a lot of hand-wringing but Freeman has clearly set himself apart from that twat.

There is a lot of truth to that. Freeman was born at Wright-Patt in Dayton.

I feel like tomorrow is going to be a super productive work day….
 

Hook ‘Em

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Aww! Was there a fight in the stands we missed?

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Do we get a bowl full of cotton if we win the Cotton Bowl tomorrow?

imagine the visual. just imagine

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5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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The orange is smaller.  🤣

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

these kids are too dumb to know how to eat an orange

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Well DUH. After that year they had to grow a new orange

And a new Golden Corral

7 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Aliens looking down from space right now trying to understand why a bunch of young men beat the fuck out of each other for 60 minutes to win the grand prize of a giant bowl of oranges

To be fair, Florida oranges are fucking delicious.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

ND fans must feel incredibly relieved with the way Freeman vs Kelly turned out.  Holy shit.  There was a lot of hand-wringing but Freeman has clearly set himself apart from that twat.

Freeman is likable.  Kelly is fucking choad.

Just now, naija said:

imagine the visual. just imagine

I'm telling you, I swear I saw something like that in the bottom floor of Bellmont when I was a student in the mid 90s. Maybe I'm mixing up that and the lone Orange Bowl trophy. 

there is a timeline out there where we beat OSU, they fire Day, and then come hard after Freeman.

 

There were actually podcasters speculating the NFL might try to entice Allar not to go back to school because he's the clear number 1 QB.

what an awful draft year for QBs.

9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Pretty sure Vince, Colt, Sam, Arch and Quinn have all done it. Multiple rbs and other players. Quinn has a tattoo of a bible verse on his arm. He spoke about recentering with the Lord or something to that effect before the season.

A lot of people have done it and it's always dumb.

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is pretty enjoyable since Franklin was such a dildo in the press conference with Freeman. Acted like he was dominating over Freeman. What a fraud. 

My thought as well. I'm glad ND won, I guess. Freeman is 1000x more likeable. Plus, there's Penn State's other "baggage" which should prevent them from winning anything ever again

19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This has to make LSU happy. Once you get rid of Brian Kelly, you’re on your way to the playoffs a couple years later

 

19 minutes ago, naija said:

can that state afford his buyout? don't answer that

I said, ‘get rid of’, not buy him out. People can disappear in back Vacherie. 

12 minutes ago, naija said:

it's fucking bizarre we make a human dress up in that thing and pretend to be a fucking live orange or something

I see you missed the Pop-Tart Bowl.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

 

I said, ‘get rid of’, not buy him out. People can disappear in back Vacherie. 

Or a bad bowl of gumbo right?

Penn St will feel good about their year, but I'm not sure they really beat a good team - SMU and Boise St I guess although those teams helped out a lot.

James Franklin just lost to the first legit team he faced in the playoffs? I'm stunned.

12 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


It's stupid because it's all made up and a waste of your limited time on earth. Study film, win games, fuck bitches.

The never ending search for a cure for death 

I guarantee that one of those oranges at the bottom of that cup is moldy for no fucking reason whatsoever. 

My thought as well. I'm glad ND won, I guess. Freeman is 1000x more likeable. Plus, there's Penn State's other "baggage" which should prevent them from winning anything ever again

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

There were actually podcasters speculating the NFL might try to entice Allar not to go back to school because he's the clear number 1 QB.

what an awful draft year for QBs.

 

it's not speculation. they are trying. I think he stays after this game. the NFL will always love some measurables, no matter what. he is big, strong, and has a rifle arm. it doesn't help that the way people assess these players is to try and play an association game with a current player, and the one people just readily compare him to might win the MVP this year. the mind forgets that Allen was almost run out by commentators early in his career, and in the current league, nobody has that time to develop anymore. drafting Allar high now will get some GM fired.

Could you imagine if the head coach at Texas did this?

 

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