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#154
On 8/21/2018 at 1:30 PM, Goo Punch said:

it was also completely made up by immamac. there are many people who are obsessed with me, but he probably takes the cake. I have no idea why he would completely invent a story like that (other than his clear obsession with me) but here is what actually happened:

 

 

Did Derka post this as an audio youtube as a sort of audition tape for the new podcast? 

#156
Here's my 2 cents as a former radio guy. First and foremost, get your audio shit together. Get a matched pair of noise cancelling headsets so you sound like you're in the same room and not on shortwave from Saipan or playing Call of Dooty.
Segments, plan and break the discussion into (for example)10 min for this, 10 min for that, ect and name them. The Derka Report, This Week in Surly, Treefiddy for Treefiddy. It's important to have a few seconds to switch gears and prep for your next segment. Make some fake commercials for breaks. It's just begging for SNL style parody Eskimo Hut, Jet Pack Man, Fitlump for City Council commercials. Put together musical intros and exits for segments. Let the bed slowly fade out as you talk on intro and up as you exit.
Just a few thoughts. Be glad to pitch in if needed. Listen to Bob & Dan or Weenie and the Butt for pointers.

Take all of this advice and do the opposite. This is a podcast not some lame ass sports talk radio show.
#158

All of these suggestions will sort themselves out/fall into place if you start drinking heavily 30 minutes before air (pod) time.

#162

I am already enjoying the fruits of this podcast idea. 

I never complained I never complained. Ok I complained but it was later. 

#163
20 hours ago, drifter379 said:


Take all of this advice and do the opposite. This is a podcast not some lame ass sports talk radio show.

What starts here changes the world.....

#166
RSS feed hasn't been linked up to itunes/googleplay/etc yet

For the non-nerds, wtf does this mean? Is macboy gonna put this shit on Apple podcasts? Yes or no?
#167
27 minutes ago, oh_snap said:


For the non-nerds, wtf does this mean? Is macboy gonna put this shit on Apple podcasts? Yes or no?

Soon

#168
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. 

It's a really bad radio voice. I couldn't help but be distracted. There was one point Blacklab makes a good point about UM fans and how they arent trailer trash from Detroit and immmac responds with a "mmyea. This is true." and I was just like, I can't even. It was everything and I was dead.

 

But all jokes aside, good stuff Immac and BL, thanks for doing this and yall rock.

#169

Ive got a 7 hour road trip tonight. Gonna binge all the usual longhorn podcast. 

Happy to add this to the list. 

Edited by NorLa Horns

#170

Derka got radio voice game though. Dang.

#171
6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. 

... but most importantly, speak from your heart.  💓💓

#173
5 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I was just like, I can't even. It was everything and I was dead.

 

like, totes literally? 

#174
Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. 

He's an aggy Yankee. Ain't nothing gonna help him.
#175

Can y’all give a little background on yourselves? To an outsider it came off as an aggy and a guy that makes fun of aggy are doing a longhorn podcast. Y’all know your audience, but let the audience know you. And insert a “no homo” when appropriate. 

A-

#176
21 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Derka got radio voice game though. Dang.

Yes. He does. He’s also got a face for radio. 

#177
18 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... Are you thrown rocks on 635?

lol oops... Fucking autocorrect. Meant chola or try to get some of our favorites from facebook thread to call in

#178
19 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... Are you thrown rocks on 635?

 

38 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

lol oops... Fucking autocorrect. Meant chola or try to get some of our favorites from facebook thread to call in

And here I was just getting ready to google where the ‘ell 635 was......😙🤔

#179
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So, I've taken a bit to think what would be amusing and entertaining. 

First, I would see, if at all possible,  we could get Dirt Bike involved. During the discussion of the "Thread of the week" either one of the Bob's picks, at the end ask, "Dirt Bike, what are your thoughts on that topic?" - Let him say whatever brilliantly insane zen thing he says, follow with, "Interesting take, Thanks Dirt Bike" Make it a weekly sub, and I suspect it will just be a sentence or two. 

Then after "announcements" at the end, roll to the final segment featuring DerkaGoo. Let him pick the topic but require it be related to Longhorn Sports. 

Let him get two sentences in, top over, "Insightful as always" then fade over immediately with Derkagoo rap to close the show. Let Derka post his 2 hour diatribe here for any that would actually like to hear it. 

If possible, and I know I've dreamed a lot already, but.. a weekly recap single slide of MS Paint by Thujones. 

That shit would be amazing. 

What poem was that from? Was that James Joyce?

#180
16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

If possible, and I know I've dreamed a lot already, but.. a weekly recap single slide of MS Paint by Thujones.

Lab and Mac have elite skills.  However, if they have mastered the ability to deliver paint panels over pod audio, I will truly be impressed.

#189
On 8/18/2018 at 9:23 AM, Sock Drawer said:

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! And Surly's just the guys to do it. 

Thoughts and prayers 

#190
16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

How soon is now? I've waited too long. When you say now when exactly do you mean?

soon.

#192
On 8/24/2018 at 4:10 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Derka got radio voice game though. Dang.

just now getting to this, but yeah he absolutely does.  and he's definitely a more entertaining story teller than immamac who spend the first half of the podcast trying to show us all how cool he is by saying fuck over and over.

Edited by BigOrange1

#194
14 minutes ago, blacklab said:

One of the members of the broadcast team decided to leave the country.

Trying to get a time set up where we are both awake

Please bring Derka on. Please please please. At least once. The dude has golden pipes and is smart as fuck.

#197
3 hours ago, immamac said:

Since I'm in Norway we are trying for today or tomorrow

Please leave Rocko’s hooker alone

#198
5 hours ago, immamac said:

Since I'm in Norway we are trying for today or tomorrow

Don't tell me.. you got a flat, left your lug wrench on the side of the road, and started walking back to get it, and ended up in Norway.

#199
18 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Please bring Derka on. Please please please. At least once. The dude has golden pipes and is smart as fuck.

Sounds like something Derka's sock would say

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