August 23, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, RD3 said: This isn't on iTunes podcast? RSS feed hasn't been linked up to itunes/googleplay/etc yet
August 23, 20187 yr We need a "Real American Heroes" segment highlighting the drunken buffoonery of surly posters or the latest florida man story.
August 23, 20187 yr On 8/21/2018 at 1:30 PM, Goo Punch said: it was also completely made up by immamac. there are many people who are obsessed with me, but he probably takes the cake. I have no idea why he would completely invent a story like that (other than his clear obsession with me) but here is what actually happened: Did Derka post this as an audio youtube as a sort of audition tape for the new podcast?
August 23, 20187 yr Here's my 2 cents as a former radio guy. First and foremost, get your audio shit together. Get a matched pair of noise cancelling headsets so you sound like you're in the same room and not on shortwave from Saipan or playing Call of Dooty. Segments, plan and break the discussion into (for example)10 min for this, 10 min for that, ect and name them. The Derka Report, This Week in Surly, Treefiddy for Treefiddy. It's important to have a few seconds to switch gears and prep for your next segment. Make some fake commercials for breaks. It's just begging for SNL style parody Eskimo Hut, Jet Pack Man, Fitlump for City Council commercials. Put together musical intros and exits for segments. Let the bed slowly fade out as you talk on intro and up as you exit. Just a few thoughts. Be glad to pitch in if needed. Listen to Bob & Dan or Weenie and the Butt for pointers.Take all of this advice and do the opposite. This is a podcast not some lame ass sports talk radio show.
August 23, 20187 yr All of these suggestions will sort themselves out/fall into place if you start drinking heavily 30 minutes before air (pod) time.
August 24, 20187 yr I am already enjoying the fruits of this podcast idea. I never complained I never complained. Ok I complained but it was later.
August 24, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, drifter379 said: Take all of this advice and do the opposite. This is a podcast not some lame ass sports talk radio show. What starts here changes the world.....
August 24, 20187 yr Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat.
August 24, 20187 yr RSS feed hasn't been linked up to itunes/googleplay/etc yetFor the non-nerds, wtf does this mean? Is macboy gonna put this shit on Apple podcasts? Yes or no?
August 24, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, oh_snap said: For the non-nerds, wtf does this mean? Is macboy gonna put this shit on Apple podcasts? Yes or no? Soon™
August 24, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. It's a really bad radio voice. I couldn't help but be distracted. There was one point Blacklab makes a good point about UM fans and how they arent trailer trash from Detroit and immmac responds with a "mmyea. This is true." and I was just like, I can't even. It was everything and I was dead. But all jokes aside, good stuff Immac and BL, thanks for doing this and yall rock.
August 24, 20187 yr Ive got a 7 hour road trip tonight. Gonna binge all the usual longhorn podcast. Happy to add this to the list. Edited August 24, 20187 yr by NorLa Horns
August 24, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. ... but most importantly, speak from your heart. 💓💓
August 25, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said: I was just like, I can't even. It was everything and I was dead. like, totes literally?
August 25, 20187 yr Some constructive criticism. Immamac, youre a bit nasaly which can be corrected with speech/breeathing practice. Speak from your diaphram not your throat. He's an aggy Yankee. Ain't nothing gonna help him.
August 25, 20187 yr Can y’all give a little background on yourselves? To an outsider it came off as an aggy and a guy that makes fun of aggy are doing a longhorn podcast. Y’all know your audience, but let the audience know you. And insert a “no homo” when appropriate. A-
August 25, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said: Derka got radio voice game though. Dang. Yes. He does. He’s also got a face for radio.
August 25, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Um... Are you thrown rocks on 635? lol oops... Fucking autocorrect. Meant chola or try to get some of our favorites from facebook thread to call in
August 25, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Um... Are you thrown rocks on 635? 38 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: lol oops... Fucking autocorrect. Meant chola or try to get some of our favorites from facebook thread to call in And here I was just getting ready to google where the ‘ell 635 was......😙🤔
August 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, BurntEyes said: So, I've taken a bit to think what would be amusing and entertaining. First, I would see, if at all possible, we could get Dirt Bike involved. During the discussion of the "Thread of the week" either one of the Bob's picks, at the end ask, "Dirt Bike, what are your thoughts on that topic?" - Let him say whatever brilliantly insane zen thing he says, follow with, "Interesting take, Thanks Dirt Bike" Make it a weekly sub, and I suspect it will just be a sentence or two. Then after "announcements" at the end, roll to the final segment featuring DerkaGoo. Let him pick the topic but require it be related to Longhorn Sports. Let him get two sentences in, top over, "Insightful as always" then fade over immediately with Derkagoo rap to close the show. Let Derka post his 2 hour diatribe here for any that would actually like to hear it. If possible, and I know I've dreamed a lot already, but.. a weekly recap single slide of MS Paint by Thujones. That shit would be amazing. What poem was that from? Was that James Joyce?
August 26, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, BurntEyes said: If possible, and I know I've dreamed a lot already, but.. a weekly recap single slide of MS Paint by Thujones. Lab and Mac have elite skills. However, if they have mastered the ability to deliver paint panels over pod audio, I will truly be impressed.
August 26, 20187 yr also, i want to hear Fenves get interrogated over the removal of the south mall statues, specifically Albert Sydney Johnston's statue.
August 27, 20187 yr On 8/18/2018 at 9:23 AM, Sock Drawer said: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! And Surly's just the guys to do it. Thoughts and prayers
August 27, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: How soon is now? I've waited too long. When you say now when exactly do you mean? soon.
August 27, 20187 yr On 8/24/2018 at 4:10 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said: Derka got radio voice game though. Dang. just now getting to this, but yeah he absolutely does. and he's definitely a more entertaining story teller than immamac who spend the first half of the podcast trying to show us all how cool he is by saying fuck over and over. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by BigOrange1
August 28, 20187 yr One of the members of the broadcast team decided to leave the country. Trying to get a time set up where we are both awake
August 28, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, blacklab said: One of the members of the broadcast team decided to leave the country. Trying to get a time set up where we are both awake Please bring Derka on. Please please please. At least once. The dude has golden pipes and is smart as fuck.
August 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, immamac said: Since I'm in Norway we are trying for today or tomorrow What the fuck man. Priorities! How do they work?
August 28, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, immamac said: Since I'm in Norway we are trying for today or tomorrow Please leave Rocko’s hooker alone
August 28, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, immamac said: Since I'm in Norway we are trying for today or tomorrow Don't tell me.. you got a flat, left your lug wrench on the side of the road, and started walking back to get it, and ended up in Norway.
August 28, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: Please bring Derka on. Please please please. At least once. The dude has golden pipes and is smart as fuck. Sounds like something Derka's sock would say
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