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I take a little vacay from this site and I come back and there seems to be a lack of direction. 

Texas is about to run a fucking steam-train through this soft-ass, poser-ass tOSU team and then we're going to let ND know who their fucking daddy is. 

This national championship is ours - it's up to the coaches and the players to decide that they fucking want it. 

All anyone on this staff or this roster has to do is decide that they fucking want this shit and then show up and then do their fucking job and win this shit. 

I mean - fuck man. Like - fuck man. 

Let's go win a fucking national championship. Fuck all these losers.

Hook 'em.

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Forced vacay or voluntary?

He went to SMU so it was probably a rehab in Arizona.

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10 minutes ago, F250 said:

He went to SMU so it was probably a rehab in Arizona.

I wasn't in rehab (this time) and I'll assure you that the rehabs that I've been to have been in-state and affordable. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I wasn't in rehab (this time) and I'll assure you that the rehabs that I've been to have been in-state and affordable. 

Slow learner, huh?

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9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Slow learner, huh?

Bless your heart. 

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Forced vacay or voluntary?

He's on his 15 minutes don't fuck this up!!!!

side note Ohio State fucking sucks

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck you.

Go Ponies! 🐎

LOL 

 

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4 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Bro, find a meeting.

 

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

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FUCK SMU

 

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck you.

Go Ponies! 🐎

This is great. 

Let's keep this nice and unhinged. 

This is the energy we need.

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

 

This is great. 

Let's keep this nice and unhinged. 

This is the energy we need.

Don't tell me what to fucking do, you fucking fuck.... and go Texas!

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Today is here.

 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Don't tell me what to fucking do, you fucking fuck.... and go Texas!

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1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

court ordered?

Yes - Travis County told me to not post on the Surly football board for 6 days. 

Can we please reign this shit in and focus on cutting off Ryan Day's beard-dye supply.

27 minutes ago, troph said:

@South Austin no Friday Texas fight thread? 

Sorry, it's been a four-alarm fire week at work, so I'm off my game.

FIGHT!!!

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Just now, troph said:

Never mind I thought tradition required you start the thread …

Eh, not sure of that.  I just happened to pick up the mantle from someone on the other site who had started that.  

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Eh, not sure of that.  I just happened to pick up the mantle from someone on the other site who had started that.  

who cares god damnit just start it!  fuck

I wipe my ass with their midwestern-mayonnaised Hang On Sloopy sweater vests. Fucking dorks.

 

FIGHT!

 

Now we're combining a ZTejas "Get in the motherfucker!" thread with a South "Mother who Fucks" Austin Texas Fight thread?

We're either doomed or destined to win the whole damn thing in curb-stompery fashion.

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So...TEXAS!

21 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

who cares god damnit just start it!  fuck

Fine! It's up!!!!

38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry, it's been a four-alarm fire week at work, so I'm off my game.

Questionable metaphor for this particular work week. 

fuck ohio state with the might of a million unlubed dildos. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

 

This is great. 

Let's keep this nice and unhinged. 

This is the energy we need.

I finally found my pants.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Fine! It's up!!!!

thank you!  I take back everything, everyone on this board has ever said about your mom.

4 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

thank you!  I take back everything, everyone on this board has ever said about your mom.

No you don’t.

tOSU's bellies are full of rat poison and their lungs are filled with their own farts.  They are ripe for the slaughter.

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