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Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .

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Hook em from the mean streets of Memphis, TN 🤘🏽

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From behind my daughter's bookshelves, where some dumb sparrow has decided to get stuck and flap her wings until she's broken them, not unlike Will Howard about to be smashed by Texas' pass rush...

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FIGHT!!!

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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

FROM I35 NORTHBOUND

 

TEXAS!!!! 

From my office because I should have bought tickets on Tuesday when they were much cheaper.

 

FIGHT!!!

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From wishing I had tickets

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours ago, wong said:

Longhorns!

User name and what not.

2 hours ago, Droopy said:

From North of Cool, TX, trying to figure out where this rash came from…

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From OPs mom, duh. Next time,

FIGHT!

her off

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

FIGHT!!!!!

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Collin Simmons rag-dolling Will Howard.

TEXAS!!!

 

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From my home office eagerly awaiting the pounding tOSU is going to get.

FIGHT!!!!!

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From the Limestone Capitol

Longhorn Traditions | University of Texas at Austin

From Lahaina working a half day in clinic before kickoff at 230.

TEXAS!!!

From my comfortable ass bed in The Woodlands getting some “work,” done.

FIGHT!!!

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From snowy Atlanta home of the Peach Bowl and the National Title Game:

 

TEXAS!!!!

50 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

From my comfortable ass bed in The Woodlands getting some “work,” done.

FIGHT!!!

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OnlyFans tab open up under that cap? 

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Cold as Fuck and ready for Ball here in Cat Spring. Fugly ready to see the Big Guy shit some Buckeyes!

FIGHT!

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7 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Cold as Fuck and ready for Ball here in Cat Spring.

I drove thru Cat Spring en route to San Antonio over Christmas. I didn't think anyone actually lived there.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Some shit about converting water to wine

From the Hard Rock in Madrid. I know, it's a confusing signal of team loyalty but it's where I am. 

 

Fight

 

27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I drove thru Cat Spring en route to San Antonio over Christmas. I didn't think anyone actually lived there.

Lots of Longhorns live there. Many have second houses between Cat Spring and New Ulm.

7 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Lots of Longhorns live there. Many have second houses between Cat Spring and New Ulm.

Good huntin' territory? Deer, dove, hogs, or all of the above?

Plenty of hogs. Better hunting closer to Bellville/Fayetteville. Shot an Axis  and several white tail near the San Bernardo river. White tail can be big as there are several pipelines they move around through especially later in the season. 12-15 pts Never had much success w Dove around here, did better further North Brenham-Summerville-DimeBox.  Lots of different cats near the river bottoms so it lives up to it’s name.

Not getting anything done at work besides reading message boards

 

TEXAS!

2 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Cold as Fuck and ready for Ball here in Cat Spring. Fugly ready to see the Big Guy shit some Buckeyes!

FIGHT!

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Go down to Crossroads and grab a pivo or three, that'll warm you up.

 

oh, and

 

TEXAS!!!!!!

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Let's do this you glorious bastards.

From frozen Piedmont, MO

 

Fight!!!!!

Hook em!!!!

waiting for Bambis Grandpa to walk out down here on the border 

 

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Whether it's 4th and 5 or 4th and 13, let's mudhole these chumps!

 

TEXAS!!!!!

From inside South Austin's Mom's Cavernous Pussy!

 

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Hook em!!!!

waiting for Bambis Grandpa to walk out down here on the border 

 

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County?

8 hours ago, Droopy said:

From North of Cool, TX, trying to figure out where this rash came from…

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FIGHT!

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