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Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .

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From the snowy banks of beautiful Lake Texoma--Ive got a good feeling about this.  WIN!

 

I turned the water off for the last two days to avoid busted pipes. So the buckeyes can lick my unwashed balls. 

Good grief Texas fans are a bunch of limp fairies. Pathetic also-rans.

What is the thing with Austin fairies constantly wanting attention directed at their unwashed balls, anyway?

 

Its unimaginable the stupidity of this bunch. But, I guess they are surly for some even sicker reason.

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