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19 hours ago, Lhorn said:

If I learned one thing from cable TV competition BBQ reality shows, it’s a ton of parsley in the box.

Is that like Sharpies in the butt?

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  • Brisket, potato salad (recipe from Franklin’s book is a good one), pintos, blueberry cobbler. This one turned out very good; WSM ran like a champ as always.

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    19.31lbs before trimming.  Costco Prime.  Really liked the shape.  Nice, thick flat.  Oak lump with hickory chunks.  About 18 hours at 235*.  No wrap.  Flavor was exceptional - that was one tasty cow.

  • Brisket prices are down again. Found this 9.5# prime brisket at Costco for $2.69/lb. 2:1 pepper to salt ratio, smoked on my BGE for about 6.5 hours at 275*. Wrapped in butcher paper and rested for 1

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13 hours ago, luke duke said:


Not in Texas

Is there a red, plastic tray that will fit in the bottom of one of those Styrofoam boxes with butcher paper on it?

PSA:  the Randall's weekly ad released today shows USDA Prime brisket for $2.97/lb.  (At least in Austin.)

PSA:  the Randall's weekly ad released today shows USDA Prime brisket for $2.97/lb.  (At least in Austin.)

Damn… thought the prices in Beeville were pretty good the other week!

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On 5/22/2024 at 10:47 AM, jimmyjazz said:

PSA:  the Randall's weekly ad released today shows USDA Prime brisket for $2.97/lb.  (At least in Austin.)

shit, buy 2 of em....

Fuck, I'm cooking chicken and sausages this weekend....well, at least I'll be drunk in Port A...

12 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Those would be great prices for Idaho. Fuck all y'all.

I paid $4.11/lb for ~ 86 lbs yesterday of CAB in MI and that's with volume discount. Without it was $4.48. 

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School Fair time. Godspeed. 

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19 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

School Fair time. Godspeed. 

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Hows the mulch burn in those WSMs?  What do you have on the WSMs?

11 hours ago, PilotsError said:

It’s almost worth buying your own goddamn cow at this point. 

I read that in Junior's voice.

11 hours ago, PilotsError said:

It’s almost worth buying your own goddamn cow at this point. 

Ridic that you can eat prime steaks for less than brisket these days.  It's yardbird or pork butts when I do stuff at home lately.

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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Hows the mulch burn in those WSMs?  What do you have on the WSMs?

I read that in Junior's voice.

Mulch is cheaper than post oak, it's on sale for $2/bag at Lowe's.

Cooked 4 butts on the WSMs and eventually pulled those into the oven and started my 6 racks of spares before moving them to the trailer. Sold out of brisket (6), butts, hot dogs (140), it's pop not soda (120), chips (90), and bottled water (140). Had one rack of ribs left over that the wife is going to auction on FB. It was a good night for the PTO but bittersweet for me as it is our last year at the Elementary School. I guess I'll have to see if the HS will take me in for football concessions as my oldest starts there in the fall. 

Maaaan those briskets were on point. Maybe the best I've ever done. I'll have to see if one of the guys got a picture of a slice of the fatty. My buddy who lives in Austin flew in who frequents Interstellar and Stiles Switch, and even he was raving. 

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So pissed right now… I was about 6:30 in when I assumed I blew through the stall (had just hit 180) and pulled to wrap. Of course, now it’s just sitting at 181 [emoji2357]

Juiced the smoker to 300 to give it some incentive, but fuck me… temperature had been steady at 1 degree every 6 minutes and showed no signs of stalling out before the pull.

Hopefully things still work out…

3 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

Hopefully things still work out…

It'll be fine.  I always have to remind myself that no two brisket cooks will go like another, and there's usually some minor fuck-up, the results of which no one will notice.

It'll be fine.  I always have to remind myself that no two brisket cooks will go like another, and there's usually some minor fuck-up, the results of which no one will notice.

Agreed - Turned out just fine. Not my best, but all plates were clean.

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31 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


Agreed - Turned out just fine. Not my best, but all plates were clean.

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Looks DAF. ;)

Well, couldn't maintain the heat below 270, so it cooked really fast.  Now got it covered in an aluminum pan with some chicken broth.  Will keep it in the oven at 190 till later.

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190 is way high to hold warm, unless you mean you got it close and are slowing it down for time?

Well, couldn't maintain the heat below 270, so it cooked really fast.  Now got it covered in an aluminum pan with some chicken broth.  Will keep it in the oven at 190 till later.
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don't worry Francis.  This ain't my first rodeo.

Hard to tell for sure but do we need to go over which direction to slice the point again?

Yes, there is a proper way to slice a brisket.

But there's another way to slice it when you're drunk off your ass on a Friday.

1 hour ago, PantsTent said:

Hard to tell for sure but do we need to go over which direction to slice the point again?

 

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

Yes, there is a proper way to slice a brisket.

But there's another way to slice it when you're drunk off your ass on a Friday.

 

That's a big file and it zooms in.  Point wasn't rotated.  It's okay.  Good sandwich stuff.

 

And you are appropriately not sweating it.  I've definitely done the same thing for the same reason (and worse).

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2 hours ago, freyguy said:

success.  People were happy.

 

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Not a gotdamn thing wrong with any of that.

(I'll ignore the sauce)

  • 1 month later...

Brisket was $2.96 a lb about 3 yrs ago everyday at HEB, then it crept up to $3.46 last year. I was looking yesterday for one and now that shit is $3.76, wtf man?

  • 3 weeks later...

Did a couple this past weekend. Turned out really good, maybe the best I’ve done. Put them on about 9:30pm, wrapped them at 4:30am with a little wagyu tallow smear on the paper, then pulled at 203F. The smaller one was about 14 lbs and cooked right at 14 hours, the larger one was 17 lbs and I pulled it at 2:30 so right at 17 hours. Temp was pretty consistent averaging about 270, and I cranked it up to about 300 on the big one for the last hour or so to get it across the finish line. Foil and towel in the preheated (with hot water) cooler until 6.  Moist and delicious. 

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Randalls has Prime whole packer briskets for $2.97/lb ending today.  They also have a digital coupon (clip it via the app) for $3.47/lb through September 3rd.

In my experience, you might have to hunt some stores to find one.  The butcher at our nearest Randalls will call around for me if he doesn't have it, so that might help.

  • 5 weeks later...

I’ve been absent for a while here so sorry if it’s been discussed, but what’s the best advice on cooking brisket up to a week in advance, storing, then reheating? Every year I cook 3 briskets for a school fundraiser and last year was a total disaster as I struggled with temp and all but ran out of time. I want to do it in advance this year so the clock isn’t ticking on me like last year. I want to be sure it holds its slice integrity, I don’t like putting in all the effort to just chop it all up.

My thought is to cook to 195, no higher than 200 to account for reheating, cool, slice, then vacuum seal (don’t have one but I don’t want to risk other methods so will borrow one). Refrigerate for a few days and on event day put them in a deep pan with a cup of beer and apple cider vinegar mix, cover, and reheat at like 300 or 325. I’ll sous vide if I can borrow one.

Anything I’m missing? My temps sound right? Should I slice after reheat instead of before?

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Cook it, rest it, vac seal, freeze it. 
Reheat: one brisket per cooler, fill each cooler with boiling water. 
 

Do not slice until go time.

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Cook it, rest it, vac seal, freeze it. 
Reheat: one brisket per cooler, fill each cooler with boiling water. 
 

Do not slice until go time.

Because nothing should be left unsaid: leave the brisket in the vacuum seal bag when you throw it in the water.  Remove from bag once it's warm.

Hadn't thought of a redneck sous vide, makes sense. I'll try that probably.

45 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Hadn't thought of a redneck sous vide, makes sense. I'll try that probably.

The sous vide is a good way not to warm it up too much, but it's not great for the bark. When I've done this, my method has been:

 

Pull brisket from the cooker, rest it down to 150F.

Put it in vacuum seal bag along with some tallow or butter.  Seal. 

Put in refrigerator for several hours.  Then, toss it in the freezer

Reheat in sous vide.  I have a plastic container with a notch in the lid.  I just set the sous vide to 145 and let it go for a couple of hours with the brisket in there.  Some people say starting off at 185 and lowering to 145 is the way to go.  That seems like an extra thing for me to forget to change.  So I just set and forget.

Remove from bag and place brisket on a sheet pan.  Drizzle liquid from the bag all over it.  Place in a 250 oven for about 15 minutes.  This seems to firm up the bark a bit.

On 9/27/2024 at 11:41 AM, dcbc said:

Put in refrigerator for several hours.  Then, toss it in the freezer

This is important for cooked as well as raw meats.  Always let meat rest in the fridge before putting in the freezer.  Any juices or liquid will turn to ice crystals if it goes into the freezer too early.  Raw meat brought home from the store should sit in the fridge, too - ice crystals will mess up a good cut of meat.

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Quick diversion:

I need a buddy check on these pictures.

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Am I correct that this is an old school real deal Lyfe Tyme, and not that thin steel mass market bullshit they sell nowadays?  If I'm right, I think I can get it for basically nothing, but I won't be able to check it out first because it's on an online auction.

Nevermind.  I just realized that I was confusing Lyfe Tyme with Oklahoma Joe, and I'm pretty sure it's the former- which has been and still is legit.

I know these dinosaurs are all over Texas, but you don't see these much around here in MN.  Think I might get it.  It won't fit much more than a single brisket, but that works for me.

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Won the auction for this Lyfe Tyme 16″ x 40″.  

$50.  Would have preferred a 20" chamber, but I'm not complaining. I'm looking forward to no longer having to my my brisket in a yoga pose to jam it  into the WSM.

$50 is a heck of a deal for that pit, congrats.  

giving meat church's mexican brisket (chopped beef) recipe a shot.

It's now hanging out in the oven for me to cut up later.

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6 hours ago, freyguy said:

giving meat church's mexican brisket (chopped beef) recipe a shot.

It's now hanging out in the oven for me to cut up later.

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Turnt out nice

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Kroger North Texas. 
 

Choice is $1.97. Is what I use for hamburger meat. 

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Alright ya merry fuckers, it’s time to wagyu this bitch up. 
 

Lightin off. Here we go. 

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Little tamale dressing to go with it.

Brisket is sitting at 130, waiting to wrap now, then let it go and do its thing. I’ll try to remember a pic before I wrap. Not that it matters, really, it’s a brisket getting cooked. But ya know, kinda bored at 10 til 1 this morning.

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