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2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN

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Last NCAA football dog walk of 2024/25

Dogs want a long, long, walk

Or at least, I do

Gonna take this 100lb beast and his wife for a walk

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  • Disappointed?  Yes. I don’t know how you don’t run it 4 times from the 1.  Stupid Blame Ewers?  No.  He won 12 and 13 games in back to back seasons. We won 8 games in a season twice since Colt le

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    FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WILL EVER ROOT FOR NOTRE DAME

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    Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense.  But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and ha

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5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

If you all think QE is the problem, you’re in for a rude awakening next year.

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1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

No. Let's not do that.

I know.  I concede I am being an internet reactionary jerk w/ what I posted.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense. 

But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and has no deep ball at all. Our offense has been predicated around short to intermediate passing with no running threat from the QB.

We've been limited with Ewers and that's just a fact. 

Ewers is no VY, I think that’s settled.

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Bro

 

Sark

Went slow developing

Sideways

Wisner

 

With 2 plays to work with on the 1

 

 

He needs to hire a fat fucking chip kelly

It’s absolutely true that that play call was tragic (the play before the turnover)

If you all think QE is the problem, you’re in for a rude awakening next year.

I'd expect the offense to take a step back next year. Sark doesn't make it as easy on a qb as people think.

I tip my hat to Ewers, but I'm ready for the Arch show. He's far, far more talented and can actually throw a deep ball. Wingo, Moore, Lockett, and Ffrench will fucking reek havoc. 

At least Ohio State will be taking a step back next season. I hate those motherfuckers. 

Arch should have come in on 2nd down 

Or stay with the heavy package 

Typical Sark being too cute with the toss play 

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Ohio State vs Notre Dame :  I’m rooting for the meteor 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We’ll be back next year. Sark needs better QB play. Arch is him.

Sark needs a better run game, better play calling and a whole lot of improvement in the OL play. His offense is not reliable when you need a score - it’s just not. 

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No fucking way this Texas team was gonna win the national championship. Especially after escaping against a shit asu team

Just played a team stacked with blue chip talent that was hot as hell down to the wire and you go and say that? ASU wasn't shit? And they had some major help by the zebras. ASU played a heck of a game and you really aren't taking into account just the kind of x-factor a true dual threat QB can make. Likewise, they had three weeks to prepare for us with a pretty sharp HC.

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4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I WILL EVER ROOT FOR NOTRE DAME

I already did that against the pedos.

But I have no desire to watch Ohio State play in our place.

Hope Notre Dame wins though.

Helluva missed opportunity, because I think we would have beaten Notre Dame.  Now I'm really depressed.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I tip my hat to Ewers, but I'm ready for the Arch show. He's far, far more talented and can actually throw a deep ball. Wingo, Moore, Lockett, and Ffrench will fucking reek havoc. 

At least Ohio State will be taking a step back next season. I hate those motherfuckers. 

No they wont

A good season.  To have had last year's offense with this year's defense.

Effectively playing without Bond the 2nd half of the season and Golden tonight didn't help.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No fucking way this Texas team was gonna win the national championship. Especially after escaping against a shit asu team

Boys played their hearts out. Coaches screwed them.

We were good enough.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


I'd expect the offense to take a step back next year. Sark doesn't make it as easy on a qb as people think.

You get it 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense. 

But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and has no deep ball at all. Our offense has been predicated around short to intermediate passing with no running threat from the QB.

We've been limited with Ewers and that's just a fact. 

Like I said, he's just an okay QB. A cog. We all subconsciously new this day was coming. Arch shoulda been getting solid reps since mid season and probably should replaced Ewers before the Georgia, or at least the Clemson Game. We came close tonight. With a better QB we likely would have won. 

5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Without Ewers, it is not clear we are a final 4 team last year and this year.

However, with that 4th quarter, does "Ewers" become a verb?

Like you brita-ed it from community? 

What burns me up is the game was tight as fuck and the score doesn’t show it and to be really honest I think the problem is sark and flood. You know who Quinn is he’s good enough but the run scheme, the play calling, the OL play, and yes Quinn, but if you think the run scheme, the play calling and the OL will be magically better, well don’t hold your breath. Arch is going to be great but I doubt we make the semis next year. Junior year and senior if he stays maybe, but the problem with this program is sark and flood.

Probably not making the playoffs next year. Starting the year 0-1 gives you a margin of error of 1 loss the rest of the season

The goal line was on Sark. Quinn shouldn’t have fumbled but Sark fucked the team for the 3 plays before. Quinn was good, but not quite good enough. Brutal way for his UT career to end but he helped bring us a loooong way from where we were.

Just now, D3zii said:

Think we coached well u til that GOALINE drive!! 
 

I just dont understand what Sark was thinking 

They’ve limped along up until now so there was nothing to change. They lost. What is disappointing is they wasted a championship level defense on an anemic offense that was all sarks design. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Tucked it on 4th down. If one post could sum up how stupid a poster is, this is it.

Fine. Whatever. I don't care. 

I'm toto fucking disappointed at this point to care. Then he comes in and throws an INT. Please, explain that to me, Mr. Wizard. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No they wont

Forget it.

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Sark needs a better run game, better play calling and a whole lot of improvement in the OL play. His offense is not reliable when you need a score - it’s just not. 

Sark needs to hire an offensive coordinator.

2 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

I’d love to hear sark explain why he didn’t pound it 4 times from the 1.  It is inexplicable , inexcusable pathetic bullshit.  Weak ass shit buddy

As an independent observer, I will never figure this one out.  

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11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ewers was never going to win a title. Charmin soft southlake mentality since he was in high school. Chased that NIL money and never improved. 

Yeah—Ewers leads the team down the field with a flawless drive, but we find ourselves at 4th and goal from the 8 because of brain dead play calling, and then Cam Williams completely whiffs on a block … and it’s because Ewers is Charmin soft.

Never change, surly.

5 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

2 straight years inside the 12 yard line

And we had a Red Zone chance to beat Georgia for the SEC title and had to settle for sending it to OT with a field goal.

A lot of Red Zone failures in the last two seasons.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Boys played their hearts out. Coaches screwed them.

We were good enough.

You get it too.

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

4 times, pound it 

QB blast, RB blast, QB blast, TD. 

I would seriously like to understand the thinking behind that entire sequence. You KNOW we have been practicing for first and goal inside the 3 with Arch in essentially the wildcat. Why did he not go to it???

Truth is wasn’t isn’t a national championship team with Sark. It takes a transcendent player like VY to bring us to the mountaintop because we always seem to have a coaching disadvantage. 
 

Saban would have won it all with this D. No doubt.

Sark was going to live or die with Quinn. Hope he matures next year

They powered it in on the goal line twice.  We could not.  Pretty simple.  They have the better offensive line and QB.  

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I tip my hat to Ewers, but I'm ready for the Arch show. He's far, far more talented and can actually throw a deep ball. Wingo, Moore, Lockett, and Ffrench will fucking reek havoc. 

At least Ohio State will be taking a step back next season. I hate those motherfuckers. 

Maybe Quinn transfers back to OSU so they really take a step back.

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Think we coached well u til that GOALINE drive!! 
 

I just dont understand what Sark was thinking 

Nobody fucking does.  He might be mensa

how did Michigan beat this team 

Probably didn’t try to get cute and do incredibly stupid shit when having an opportunity to score.

I really hate those fucks. I’d wish for an asteroid the size of Texas to hit the state of Ohio, but I’d feel guilty about improving the resale value. May Hims replace all of their ED med prescriptions with estrogen. At least then there’d be a reason for their tits.

We could have won this. We made so many stupid decisions onn offense that maybe Sark should ask Kyle Shannahan how to run a program. 

Sark consistently square peg, round holes shit. 

How fucking big was that TD at the end of the first half?  My God.  Nightmares of the same shit happening several years ago against USC.  Take away that play, and there's a great chance that the game is tied  at the end instead of Texas being down 7.  Could have kicked the FG on 4th down and probably won the game.  

Coulda, woulda, shoulda . . .

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Truth is wasn’t isn’t a national championship team with Sark. It takes a transcendent player like VY to bring us to the mountaintop because we always seem to have a coaching disadvantage. 
 

Saban would have won it all with this D. No doubt.

So you're hoping he leaves for the NFL?

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