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2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN

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  • Disappointed?  Yes. I don’t know how you don’t run it 4 times from the 1.  Stupid Blame Ewers?  No.  He won 12 and 13 games in back to back seasons. We won 8 games in a season twice since Colt le

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    Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense.  But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and ha

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Just now, David Dennison said:

I mean, it's only 7-0.

Defense is playing pretty well, all things considered, but if they clean up the penalties and we can't get some god damned points, we can still lose this by 21.

Let's fucking go, man, god damn.  Break one.

We have these guys seeing ghosts.
This defense continues to fuck against the best offense in the country. 
We're going to be fine - just need to break a couple plays.
C'mon Quinnothy. 

We need offense

for the love of god. at least one first down. anything from ewers please baby jesus

We need to announce our presence with authority with a nice long TD run! LFG!!!! 

QBs these days look more like boys that like golf and sailing.

Except Quinn.  He needs his mullet mojo back.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Bacardi: 34

Bullneck's liver: 0

I have run out of red wine.  From now on it’s headed towards sobriety.

Zero fucking points.

We’re gonna have to get an explosive play. We’re not going to dink and dunk the ball down the field on Ohio State.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

4 possessions and only 7 points. Defense doing their job again.

It would be nice if the offense would show up. 

This right here. Fuckin damn. Shit is getting old. 

Ok Quinn.  Show up now.  He got the 3rd quarter out of him early.  Defense gave you enough time to settle down.  It's time.  

D keeping us in it...gonna have to hope we can go move the ball with our RBs since Ewers is rattled again.

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Just now, MillerEP said:

Since we suck on third quarters we need to try and tie this up before the half

 

 

Watch this be the game where we go Super Mario with the star booster in the 3rd quarter

I have no idea why... but my laptop youtube stream is almost 3 full seconds faster than both of my actual TVs on this game.

 

ive made sure neither tv version is delayed... yet the fucking laptop is clearly way ahead of the TVs

 

ND was forced to put in the 2nd QB because of injury, but it broke them out of their funk.  
 

Sark won’t deviate from Ewers.  It’s dumb. 

Maybe we've sucked in the 1st and 2nd so we can unleash in the 3rd.

lol, don’t be ridiculous

"Not out of it"

"hanging in there"

Announcers acting like this is UTSA vs Ohio State.

Yeah no shit assholes, it's 7-0 2nd quarter.

Now maybe our offense can go over 100 yards.

Defensive players need to give a little "pep" talk to the offensive guys during half.  

Too bad defense can’t score points on their own.. or we are about to waste a national championship defense 

If we can score we can get the momentum before the half, they're getting sloppy. 

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking points.

We’re gonna have to get an explosive play. We’re not going to dink and dunk the ball down the field on Ohio State.

Actually we could but we refuse to use the middle of the field.  

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Maybe we've sucked in the 1st and 2nd so we can unleash in the 3rd.

Hey...that works.

Just now, runthebone said:

Watch us march down the field then have a missed FG

4 down territory on their side of the field, every time. We won’t see Sideshow Bob tonight unless it’s an XP

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking points.

We’re gonna have to get an explosive play. We’re not going to dink and dunk the ball down the field on Ohio State.

Isiah Bond showing up would be timely

 
 
Watch this be the game where we go Super Mario with the star booster in the 3rd quarter

I like the way you think
2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Thank god Ohio State is fucking up so much.

That's often a result of anticipation produced by the DL. Our guys are showing some Texas Fight. Let's hope our Offense starts to reward their effort.

PK's defensive gameplan isn't bad. Just keeping the ball in front and trying to limit big plays.

Unfortunately, our offense sucks. 

Big series if not to score, to keep OSU from getting great field positions and extending the lead and then getting the ball after halftime.

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

PK has adjusted…. How about our HC/OC?  Let’s see what he’s got

Should be running out of the pre-game scripts any time now

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

"Not out of it"

"hanging in there"

Announcers acting like this is UTSA vs Ohio State.

Yeah no shit assholes, it's 7-0 2nd quarter.

Now maybe our offense can go over 100 yards.

Preach to the Surlyites

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Maybe we've sucked in the 1st and 2nd so we can unleash in the 3rd.

Costanza opposite.  We could have a worse plan.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I have no idea why... but my laptop youtube stream is almost 3 full seconds faster than both of my actual TVs on this game.

 

ive made sure neither tv version is delayed... yet the fucking laptop is clearly way ahead of the TVs

 

Google fixed the stream latency issue by inventing time travel. 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Maybe we've sucked in the 1st and 2nd so we can unleash in the 3rd.

Statistics say we’re due 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We need to announce our presence with authority with a nice long TD run! LFG!!!! 

"Holding, offense."

Holy fuck , we need to run the balll and open up the pass option. Ewers is too slow to do a quick read. Understand his shortcomings and adjust for fucks sake. He is our QB so call plays to his abilities! 

God damn that's an awesome fucking play call. 

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