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2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN

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Playing not lose. JFC, Sark!

Nick Saban has got to be sick of fishing and hanging out with Prime. Pat McAfee alone should push him out of retirement. 

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  • Disappointed?  Yes. I don’t know how you don’t run it 4 times from the 1.  Stupid Blame Ewers?  No.  He won 12 and 13 games in back to back seasons. We won 8 games in a season twice since Colt le

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    Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense.  But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and ha

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So we blitzed a db  on the screen and dropped Hill back 30 yards, fucking awesome play there 

Just now, Topper13 said:

Looks like he moonlights as the bassist for Twisted Sister

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Is that Adam Driver or Jean-Claude van Damme?  I can't tell.

3 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Giving up that td was pop warner level stupid. 

You’re not giving enough credit to pop warner kids

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No and looked like caught behind LOS anyway

Anthony hill in coverage and then took an angle outside and removed himself from the play. 

 

He's fucking horrible in coverage.

He should have pussy footed it and let the others catch up to those two big blockers

22 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Arch seeks to have serious ball control issues 

He hasn’t touched a football in two months.

God dammit that pressure at the end of the half was the DUMBEST FUCKING PLAY CALL IN TEXAS HISTORY. saban just said if you’re gonna go 2 min offense you start with a draw or a screen to see if you can get some easy yards. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT PK?

AND THEN HOW IN THE FUCK DO OUR GUYS NOT SEE IT!!? 

MORHER FUCKER 

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That wasn’t a blitz they let them go because it’s a screen 

And it was a blitz

1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

Maybe I misremembered but wasn’t there a video of ewers throwing a ball 70 yards while he was a sophomore? 

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7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

That’s probably the game breaker they needed. We finally tie them up, and they house a screen immediately to follow up.

Yeah you should probably just stop watching now, its over

2 minutes ago, Dignan said:

I can’t get over the stupidity of that last defensive play. Ohio State is better coached.
Simple as that.

PK has his bad moments. That was one of them. Let's hope he's gotten it out of the way for this game and gets back on point. Ohio State has the players to make you pay for that shit.

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That "beard" just freaks me out

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Just now, hookem48 said:

So we blitzed a db  on the screen and dropped Hill back 30 yards, fucking awesome play there 

Hill in coverage ended up on a zone covering nobody and that's how they got 3rd and long on 1st Q

Also saw us drop Collin into coverage and similar result. 

Just now, WBT said:

And it was a blitz

Of course it was a blitz… #3 came on the blitz from 20 yards back. 

2 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Maybe I misremembered but wasn’t there a video of ewers throwing a ball 70 yards while he was a sophomore? 

That was against the computer.  With the offsides off.

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Playing not lose. JFC, Sark!

Nick Saban has got to be sick of fishing and hanging out with Prime. Pat McAfee alone should push him out of retirement. 

i’d like to push mcafee off into the grand canyon 

The recipe for success was that final drive of the 1st half.

Tempo, Ewers picking up yards with his feet, and getting our RBs isolated 1 v 1 in the passing game. The first two things need to happen a lot more in the 2nd half. 

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Watched them all and the one coming up has absolutely nothing to do with any third quarter all year.

What is your point.

This is a really stupid response.

"I saw we've had the worst 3rd quarters all year of any P4 team. Historical performance is zero indicator of future performance. Doing the same thing over and over again and having it fail is completely sound strategy"

Common, you're not that fucking stupid. 

God damn these buckeye fans are the worst. The meth head behind lost his shit when he thought Arch fumbled and they didn’t review it. He’s gonna start a fight with someone if they end up losing this game.

Opening drive of second half is the ballgame

Sark doesn’t know how lucky he got on that Hali Mary leaving Quinn in. The DB drops it. If he catches it the guys with speed are in the endzone. They can run it back vs offensive linemen. How does he not put Arch in for that pass?

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Anthony hill in coverage and then took an angle outside and removed himself from the play. 

 

He's fucking horrible in coverage.

He should have pussy footed it and let the others catch up to those two big blockers

He should have never been back there 

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Looks like he moonlights as the bassist for Twisted Sister

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Is that Steven Seagal

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is that Adam Driver or Jean-Claude van Damme?  I can't tell.

That had a kid with John travoltas sister.

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

The recipe for success was that final drive of the 1st half.

Tempo, Ewers picking up yards with his feet, and getting our RBs isolated 1 v 1 in the passing game. The first two things need to happen a lot more in the 2nd half. 

We can still pull this out but FUCK IM MAD 

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

God damn these buckeye fans are the worst. The meth head behind lost his shit when he thought Arch fumbled and they didn’t review it. He’s gonna start a fight with someone if they end up losing this game.

shank him now. get it over with 

Just now, po elvis said:

Sark doesn’t know how lucky he got on that Hali Mary leaving Quinn in. The DB drops it. If he catches it the guys with speed are in the endzone. They can run it back vs offensive linemen. How does he not put Arch in for that pass?

Not luck, it's stupidity to even attempt it. Lucky for us he isn't stupid more often

Just now, chemHORN said:

Ewers is Chris Simms.  Manning is Major.  Will Sark repeat History

I hope Manning is better than Major or we are fucked.

Howard is good for a few turnovers. It will happen. He will fail.

Just now, po elvis said:

Sark doesn’t know how lucky he got on that Hali Mary leaving Quinn in. The DB drops it. If he catches it the guys with speed are in the endzone. They can run it back vs offensive linemen. How does he not put Arch in for that pass?

Lol 

I'm glad some of our fans with tissue paper fortitude aren't the ones playing in the game. There's a half left to play and that's a lot of time to make things happen.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

God dammit that pressure at the end of the half was the DUMBEST FUCKING PLAY CALL IN TEXAS HISTORY. saban just said if you’re gonna go 2 min offense you start with a draw or a screen to see if you can get some easy yards. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT PK?

AND THEN HOW IN THE FUCK DO OUR GUYS NOT SEE IT!!? 

MORHER FUCKER 

It really was the dumbest play in Texas history, given the stage. Unfathomably stupid. So maddening

24 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Anthony hill in coverage and then took an angle outside and removed himself from the play. 

 

He's fucking horrible in coverage.

He should have pussy footed it and let the others catch up to those two big blockers

This TD is absolutely on Ant Hill. He deliberately took himself out of the play even though the RB was coming towards him. All he had to do is stand his ground and make the tackle. He has been coasting lately. 

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3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He hasn’t touched a football in two months.

Wut? Touched? You think a 5star backup qb with draft and nil money on the line hasn’t touched a football in months? Ooooookay…

Just now, UTEE97 said:

This TD is absolutely on Ant Hill. He deliberately took himself out of the play even though he he RB was coming towards him. All he had to do is stand his ground and make the tackle. He has been coasting lately. 

Yes exactly.  He ran heat seeking missile style right into the blockers and got pushed to the sideline. 

The 30 posts shitting about that last play where Ewers evaded pressure before throwing a checks notes….HAIL MARY is peak Surly.  

Also doesn't help that Mukuba and Taaffe took some iffy angles (and Mukuba looks to have taken Taaffe out in the process) :(

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I still feel good, not sure why…

I think that last play was a fluke

It definitely felt like on both offense and defense we were figuring it out.

Anyway 30 minutes to live. Got to do it.

1 minute ago, wild_turkey said:

As bad as that last TD was, this is very much a game and we can win it.

100%

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I still feel good, not sure why…

I think that last play was a fluke

I feel it too but goddamnit this team is gonna kill a lot of surly before next tomorrow and/or next Tuesday 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

God dammit that pressure at the end of the half was the DUMBEST FUCKING PLAY CALL IN TEXAS HISTORY. saban just said if you’re gonna go 2 min offense you start with a draw or a screen to see if you can get some easy yards. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT PK?

AND THEN HOW IN THE FUCK DO OUR GUYS NOT SEE IT!!? 

MORHER FUCKER 

Yeah, that was third-and-Orlando bad.

If you'd told me after the Judkins TD that we'd be down 14-7 at the half, I'd have been thrilled. But not giving up a jailbreak one play after the Blue TD....

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