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2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN

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    Sark needs to take a look in the mirror and figure out some things on offense.  But Ewers has been the same QB his entire career. Zero mobility, self-sacks himself entirely too many times, and ha

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3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Ewers is Chris Simms.  Manning is Major.  Will Sark repeat History

Chris Simms was better.

Just now, Pancho said:

I still feel good, not sure why…

I think that last play was a fluke

I don't feel good but this feels like a game that's going to have something crazy happen that determines the outcome. 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Tie or win the third quarter that’s the ball game 

YEAH , like we always do this year 

Ewers is Chris Simms.  Manning is Major.  Will Sark repeat History

I don’t even know what this means. Neither won a championship of any kind. Quinn has that and we hope Arch is even better.


 

truth. We can’t let some Dillards manager that fired Santa beat us. No sir! LFG! 

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

31-10 final coming after our disastrous 3Q per usual 

I swear you’re bi-polar 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

The 30 posts shitting about that last play where Ewers evaded pressure before throwing a checks notes….HAIL MARY is peak Surly.  

Bro.  A supposed future NFL QB should be able to get the ball to the end zone from midfield.

We can win this. Just have to make the plays when they present themselves. 

Honestly this game still feels very winnable. We started to make progress on the run game on that last drive with some tempo. Quinn is starting to move. The D is playing overall pretty damn good. 

Let’s see a 3 and out to start the half.

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:
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It’s a bit

 

In that case, keep it up 

9 minutes ago, jet black said:

I think arch got concussed when he was targeted and fumbled. I doubt we see him again. 

One thing I've learned watching the last few games is that there's no such thing as concussions when you can walk off the field.  

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We can win this. Just have to make the plays when they present themselves. 

Yes. We need to take the win pussies! All gas no brakes and fuck up their $20 million dollar team. LFG. 

Letting OSU score on a screen play in the last 30 seconds is just unacceptable. What are you looking for there and blitzing from the secondary to boot.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@Huckleberry

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1st half....not good for us. They're 3 yards higher 

I mean.

There's a play that probably bumped their number quite a bit.

What was it before their last play?

We are really going to kill ourselves over a screen that scored? Get the fuck outta here. This is the same legit D all year, one brain fart and we are just giving up? You think those kids that have been balling out all year are rolling over like some of you? Fuck no. Bunch of quitters in here. I’ll tell you who isn’t a quitter, former walk on Taffe. He ain’t quitting so why are we? 
 
Does anyone else see the horn logo on the screen and not think, oh mercy me, the sky’s falling? There’s no doubt that we win this. One screen is all they had after their first series but some of you want to go dig a hole so you can suck your thumb and off yourself. JFC, get a grip

Problem is, if that was done with 5 min left in the first, 3rd, whenever, no problem. With 20
Seconds left in a half? Criminal. Stupid. Abysmal. Whatever horrible adjective you can think of.
21 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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Pretty sure she is my friend's sister awaiting confirmation (which may not come but TBD)

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@Huckleberry

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1st half....not good for us. They're 3 yards higher 

How much is that with that stupid stupid outlier tho

 

Offensive stats are dead near even before that

The thing that sucks is we had Ryan Day and his self doubt right where we wanted him. Gotta stop them this first drive to let that marinate. 

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

One thing I've learned watching the last few games is that there's no such thing as concussions when you can walk off the field.  

It does seem to be the case. But I hope they’re looking at him. He went limp and dropped the ball when the crown of that guys helmet hit him in the back of the head. Then he stumbled getting up and had a real dazed look on his face. 

Just now, chemHORN said:

If I made a call as bad as that call by PK at my job,  I'd be fired.  And I make a lot less than him 

It's not worth giving up a TD but he's smelling blood with the pressure on Howard.  It's as if PK wanted to give the ball back with time on the clock.

Tie or win the third quarter that’s the ball game 


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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Yes. We need to take the win pussies! All gas no brakes and fuck up their $20 million dollar team. LFG. 

I really don’t know why people here are thinking the games over. The game is over when it’s over. They scored on a screen and it was a fluke. PK had a bad call on, and it was unfortunate, but there’s still another half to play. LFG! This game ain’t close to being over. 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Pretty sure she is my friend's sister awaiting confirmation (which may not come but TBD)

confirmation or baptism?

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I don’t even know what this means. Neither won a championship of any kind. Quinn has that and we hope Arch is even better.

He is talking about that game against Colorado where Major came in and almost won it.

No one is giving up, but that play call was next level stupid. And we have to sit here with it for 20 minutes before the game comes back on. So I’m just sitting here fuming. 
 

my momma is so mad she’s just sitting here quiet. 
 

it’s real tense over here. 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Pretty sure she is my friend's sister awaiting confirmation (which may not come but TBD)

Instagram handle needs to be shared. 

Howard sitting next to and exchanging analyses with Saban is like Forrest Gump doing the same with Albert Einstein.

Desmond is so, so bad.

Just now, The Original CaliHorn said:

Agreed and hope we can stop those bastards

That fucker is due for an INT. 

The UT coaching staff is currently reviewing all your comments in the locker room on a giant TV

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, I was at the 2001 big 12 championship game 

Yeah. It’s not even CLOSE to that…

Defense gets a turnover and either scores or Texas gets a short field TD and we’re in business 

 

might fix the 3rd quarter woes. 

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I don't feel good but this feels like a game that's going to have something crazy happen that determines the outcome. 

You mean like a one-play TD drive after Texas tied it up right before halftime and grabbed all the momentum?

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Just now, cabowabo said:

That fucker is due for an INT. 

And his OL sucks.  Stay in his face.

Pretty sure she is my friend's sister awaiting confirmation (which may not come but TBD)

Tell him I love her.
1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

If I made a call as bad as that call by PK at my job,  I'd be fired.  And I make a lot less than him 

Because youre probably a lot less valuable to your company than he is.

He gambled and lost, shit happens. Our guys should have been able to execute well enough to keep him out of the end zone. 

He's kept a white hot Ohio State offense to 14 pts in the first half and Jeremiah Smith to...1 catch for 3 yards. Pretty good stuff.

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